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aplaroace and i'm screaming into the gendervoid while it stares agenderly back at me your local #1 carbon roller (NOT DECO) fan now posting more than just Splatoon content occasionally? update: this blog has clearly veered away from being all Splatoon now

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If Battat is green and Gaster is green...

Then is Battat Gaster?

...Or are they partners? Is Battat just leading us on wild goose chases in theory form to keep us from the truly correct theories? From his green pirate partner?

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batman: what’s the situation?

commissioner gordon: Harley and Ivy have hijacked an AM radio station and taken the employees hostage

batman: what are their demands?

commissioner gordon: they haven’t issued any. they, uh.

batman:

[commisioner gordon turns on the radio]

harley: —you gotta walk away, sweetie. His family sounds completely toxic, if not outright emotionally abusive, and he’s too enmeshed to see it.

caller: no, you’re right. you’re right. I gotta do it.

harley: you got this, honey. now, stay on the line a minute, I’m writing down some the names of some books for you and you can get those from Ivy after we’re done. okay! our next caller —

[commisioner gordon turns off the radio]

batman: what station is this?

commisioner gordon: WGTM.

batman: the one that rebroadcasts rush limbaugh?

commissioner gordon:

batman:

commisioner gordon: you know what, i probably didn’t need to call you for this.

[tygermama]

I WOULD PAY MONEY FOR RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY? I WOULD CALL RADIO SHRINK HARLEY OKAY?

[thequantumqueer]

“alright, babe, one more reminder that my license was revoked which means i have to tell you this as your friend and not as a mental health professional: you have two options here. one of them is safe, legal, and healthy, and will have lasting long term benefits. the other one is fun.”

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reblogging for this extremely accurate addition.

[powersandplanetaries]

Ivy’s segment is where people call in to ask why their succulent is dying and she yells at them for watering it too much.

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oh, VERY good

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A few weeks in Selina gets dragged into it, and starts offering advice on caring for cats with special dietary needs and stuff. It inevitably turns into Jackson-Galaxy-esque explinations.

"My cat keeps attacking my feet."

"How often do you play with him?"

"Not as much as I should, but he has a basket of toys right there where he can reach it."

"He wants to play with you. Grab a teaser toy or a laser pointer and go nuts. He'll wear himself out in about fifteen minutes and you can go back to work."

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great, now i actively want someone to start a podcast that’s just in-character episodes of batman villain radio shows

[buzzdoesdc]

You know, I actually think this would make for a really good Killer Croc redemption storyline

Cause the guy's whole deal is him lashing out at society for rejecting him because he has a skin condition (ignoring the cannibalism in certain adaptations), which means radio would be perfect for him. People can't see him, they can only hear him, and I imagine he has a sort of warm scratchy voice that sounds like he chainsmokes and it feels warm like an old wool blanket

Maybe he tells stories, maybe he does interviews, maybe he takes calls, whatever. But he becomes a fixture of late night Gotham, beloved by late shift workers and night owls, and Waylon Jones becomes a household name amongst a decent chunk of Gotham. That way, when he's eventually outed, people stop reacting like "AAH A CROCODILE MAN" and start being like "hey, it's our Waylon!"

I just like the idea of Croc being accepted and even loved by the people of Gotham

[prismatic-bell]

Plot twist:

The show is sponsored by Wayne Enterprises.

If you ask Bruce in his billionaire-playboy-philanthropist-idiot persona, he’ll tell you talk radio is the fastest-growing communications segment in the country and you’ll be left wondering how the fuck this man runs a successful business.

If you are one of the select few who knows him in his “also I am Batman” capacity, he’ll tell you overall crime has gone down since the villain-run station has hit the air, and also if Harley Quinn can talk someone out of the early stages of an abusive relationship before he—or worse, the Gotham City Morgue—has to get involved, so much the better.

(Also, Ivy sent him a very nice orchid with very clear, vaguely-threatening care instructions, as a thank-you for the funding. Alfred follows them to the letter, of course.)

[bisexualbaker]

Shelving this right next to the one where the Riddler gets a YouTube account and/or escape room business.

[memories]

these #frisk posts are high in protein.

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WHAT

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"You're gonna get there and she's gonna be dead, and then you're gonna die too."

[dont-tell-my-mom-im-here]

Friendly reminder that there are only people who are alive, and people who are fucking dead. And Ted's brother Bill's daughter is fucking dead.

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wait

he capitalized the word "Festival"

what does this mean??????

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ALWAYS BET ON BATTAT KNIGHT

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ALWAYS BET ON ROUXLS KNIGHT

either that or w.d. kaard

[charlesoberonn]

"A good sword needs a good name. What are you gonna name it?"

"sword_temp(1)(1)"

[callmealx]

swordfinalFINAL(2)

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REALFINALswordFINALFINAL(6)

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How old is Napstablook anyways?

They said their primary customer stopped coming to the snail farm. That customer is assumed to be Toriel.

They also said their only customer now is some hairy guy who shows up once a month, thought to be Asgore.

Toriel shut herself in the Ruins after the death of Chara. Which is suspected to be quite a long time ago, considering no one really recognizes Toriel when she finally comes out of the Ruins, Gerson's age, etc.

But if she was the former customer, Napstablook remembers her from back then. From before she shut herself in the Ruins. So they'd at least be as old as her, and old enough by then that they'd be able to run the snail farm.

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winging it

and by that i mean my gaster

wait $!$?

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Rouxls Kaard wasn't in the scene whenever we saw the Roaring Knight.

Rouxls Kaard wasn't in Chapter 4, and the Roaring Knight was.

Therefore RK = RK still holds up!

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guess who wasn't around when the Knight was around in Chapter 5?

ALWAYS BET ON ROUXLS KNIGHT WE WILL BE REWARDED

[mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 4 Part 9

Sans (Undertale)

Mettaton (Undertale)

Voting ended onJun 29

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arrakore season 3 rewatch thoughts:

delilah the plant that arrakore adores and is protective of. delara the person nadakhan adores and is protective of. could be nothing, could be nothing. those names are pretty similar sounding in some ways, though, right?

also...if arrakore is trying to bring back all of the djinn, all of his people...does that include everyone? even a certain someone?

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DO NOT EXPAND THIS UNLESS YOU'VE READ THE VERY SPOILER-Y AWN ARTICLE ON MAWS SEASON 3, SERIOUSLY

YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED BY THIS AND THE (spoiler-filled) TAGS

the leather coat clad sunglasses wearing shaved side with a spiked updo having smirk donning in the art superboy confirmed to not be kon is forever gonna hurttttttt

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almost forgot my favorite day of the year!

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do you think the word "wish" is like a taboo to the original ninja? especially Nya and Jay, and the others once it was explained (maybe even they had this feeling about the word even before they learned what they forgot). and how strange it would be to Nya to have to use it for Arrakore in DRS3E6? and how strange the whole thing (especially if they don’t know about the why) would be to the new ninja?