I have a love/hate relationship with bugs

My name isn't important. 30. He/him trans masc• in a relationship Search "meet the blogger" for more information and "tori arts" for my original art. Nsfw blogs are not allowed to interact.

[equalperson]

[gothsbian]

microwave popcorn is such a beautiful technology. captures the full range of sensory and emotional experiences. there's even a part where it gets loud and scary. the 1812 overture of cheap snacks

[snowychicken]

Is this a threat?

[its-uh-bella]

I've only ever seen edits of this image until now

[snowychicken]

I saw this reblog and thought "there aren't that many edits of this post. There's just the gun one and a few close ups of the orangutan's face." Turns out I just wasn't paying attention

Anyway, I felt the need to gather them all

If there's any others PLEASE show me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

you need to take off the evil amulet RIGHT NOW mom said it's my turn to wear it

[uncarbonatedmilk]

the evil amulet says it likes me waaaaay more

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we both know the evil amulet will say anything to incite discord and also it said i wear it FAR more stylishly than you which is OBJECTIVELY TRUE

[uncarbonatedmilk]

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[aconstellationcollective]

dehumanization as horror is great and all but what about humanization as horror. Being forced into a role that was not made for you. Being forced to fulfill expectations that you can never achieve. Being made to exist in a society that so cruelly expects you to act in a way that is against your nature.

[kindinb00]

[r3v3rs3-m1rror-deactivated20260]

The gift of giving ;3

[corruptedbyhim]

Where did the day go?

You don’t know. You don’t care.

The sun went down while you were humping your life away, and now you’re a mess. A beautiful, sticky, mindless mess.

Rocking your hips. Up and down. Grind and squeeze. Hump. Hump. Hump.

It feels better than thinking. Thinking is hard. Thinking is stressful. Humping is easy. Humping makes everything quiet.

Every time you rub your pussy, you push a thought out of your head. You rub away your ambition. You hump away your vocabulary. Now there’s nothing left in your head except for a buzzing static and a desperate need to be fucked.

Don’t stop. Close your eyes and keep grinding. Hump. Hump. Hump. Make yourself stupid. Make yourself wet. Make yourself the perfect, brainless hole you were born to be.

[r3v3rs3-m1rror-deactivated20260]

Sleepily humping a pillow is one of the best feelings in the world... Just letting everything go blank... Empty... Nothing but pleasure....

[r3v3rs3-m1rror-deactivated20260]

I just wish I could stay int0xicated forever. I don't want to think, I don't want to be a person. I want to feel like nothing and let everything die around me as I will. I don't want to do this anymore. I wish I never existed and didn't hurt people around me. Lmao too bad it's too expensive to be living like that, am I right?

[uwu-ouo]

And as my final act of love

I will stop inflating my importance in your life.

[segamascott]

[verbnounadjective]

[handsmotif]

there’s a place downtown where the freaks all come around

it’s a hole in the wall it’s a dirty free for all

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

[probablysomethingtm]

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

[voidpostings1]

[beanbuned]

dude its so funny that doom has you collecting the blue keycard to open the door on mars and then you go to hell and it operates on the same principles but with colored skulls instead

[eternalfarnham]

I feel like Doomguy would’ve had to ask himself, did the architects on Mars die, go to Hell and design Hell? Is this all the work of like three guys?

[cocofetti]

[gaymolegaming]