[wariofan63]

Dirk's Bro

MSPA Wiki’s infobox for Dirk’s Bro:

That’s when this happened

[shleemies]

This is absolutely the Homestuck post of the decade

[laniidae-passerine]

Betty Crocker mutates your children

[antiprivateeractivist]

[laniidae-passerine]

what the fuck. hey get this off my post

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[daveymaybe]

godd hate to make it homestuck but.

[armormodekeeg]

no yeah that home looks pretty stuck you're not wrong on this one

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Guy fieri is like if heat miser was a homestuck character

[ghoulcaclulator64]

you… you don’t know that guy fieri is a fascist dictator in homestuck canon, right?

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

How does this keep happening

[fish-harlan]

If I remember, he’s not a dictator himself so much as he’s the Evil Pope. The Insane Clown Posse are the fascist dictators

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Isn’t this a comic about kids playing the Sims over skype

[sunny6909]

[draconym]

Getting a phone call about an assassination attempt hits a little bit different on the 1988 Spuds Mackenzie promotional telephone

[draconym]

My mom: So there was a shooter at the correspondents' dinner- Me: Excuse me what. What did you say. My mom, with deepest sorrow: But the president is alive and unharmed- Me: Go back did you say there was a shooter. You're on the dog. My mom: I'm on the dog???? Me: Yeah you're on the dog

[whatdidtimaeustestify]

[draconym]

No apology necessary. As a Homestuck who grew up with this dogphone in my house, I instinctively read the original chatlog in the aggrieved voice of my grandfather answering his office phone with "I better not be on the dog"

[recursivewitch]

I've never read Homestuck but there's a type of media that I call "a Homestuck" and I think it's a useful categorization. The main criteria are:

long enough that the time investment is a serious barrier to entry

irrevocably changes your personality

brings something genuinely unique to the table. there is no real substitute for reading/playing/watching it in its entirety

Fate/Stay Night is a Homestuck. Worm is a Homestuck. When They Cry is a Homestuck.

Undertale has cultural impact similar to a Homestuck at first glance, but the fact that it's a pretty short and accessible game means that you don't get the particular mix of sunk cost fallacy and an intimate experience with a piece of media that results in you needing to connect with others who have already put in the time investment. You can buy your friends Undertale and expect them to play it if they're not too busy; telling a friend to read Homestuck is giving them a quest that, if accepted, will spark an odyssey. to read someone's Homestuck is an act of love without true equivalent.

[themainspoon]

JoJo's Bizzare Adventure, especially if you decide to get up to date with the Manga.

[a-voltage]

Oh my god, you're right.

[chronic-art]

my first 4/13 as a homestuck! I was gonna do something happy but then remembered that John's dad died on his birthday

[cassianandfenrysaremyboyos]

I am consuming a media and you are going to hear about it

[lu-sn]

and the thrilling sequel: i consumed a media months ago and you are still hearing about it

[freenarnian]

and the cautionary conclusion: the media has consumed me

[charlesoberonn]

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

[fozby]

what the shit does that mean

[charlesoberonn]

[charlesoberonn]

I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.

[phorbolicious]

Homestuck au but the only difference is that the beta kids play sburb at 30 years old

[phorbolicious]

hmm? what's this? sprite sketches?

[vacationstuck]

Happy birthday

[philomayo]

growth spurt

[chomplicated]

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Happy Easter to those who celebrate!

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Happy easter!

[42beanbag]

on the off chance anyone has actually paid for Tumblr premium can you please tell me what on earth Tumblr patio is and what madness is described in the sentence 'scroll all your feeds at once'

[whatifchilchuckwasadog]

[oppus]