you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence
- Resists Puppy, Bug, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-; all those things make use of fear, and a knight does not falter
- Weak to Slime, Snake, Vampire, Witch, Clown (things that bypass armor, yes Clown's silliness lets them looney tunes their way around armor) as well as Sister, Princess, Goddess, Mommy, Angel, and Little (things that a knight will take orders from)
- Resisted by Sister, Princess, Fairy, Maid, Bunny, Goddess, Angel, Little, and Horse (all things a knight protects) as well as Vampire, Snake, and Fox (associated with guile, which is a knight's downfall)
- Super Effective vs Deer, Rat, Horror, Dragon, Demon, Were-, and Witch (things a knight hunts) as well as Nerd, Brat, Plush, and Pooltoy (things that lose to physical force)
... I'm going to stop before I spend an hour on this actually
you may be unwilling to spend hours of your life on this, but I am the best procrastinator to ever do it. I'll see you with a type chart in a couple of hours
strengths and resistances anyone? (spreadsheet link for higher res)
green is Super Effective, dealing 2x damage
red is Not Very Effective, dealing 1/2 damage
black is Immune, dealing 0 damage
empty is Neurtal, dealing normal damage
so as an Angel Knight type, I would take:
4x damage from Goddess and Handler
2x damage from Brat, Little, Princess, Fairy, Angel, Goth, Mommy, Fox, Clown, and Slut
1x damage from Knight, Robot, Maid, Sister, Doll, Gamer, Plushy, Deer, Nerd, Witch, Snake, Horror, Pool Toy, Plant, Cow, Elf, Fish, and Lizard
0.5x damage from Bird, Bug, Rat, Slime, Bunny, Horse, Pirate, and Alien
and 0.25x damage from Puppy, Kitty, Vampire, Dragon, Were-, Demon, and Spider.
If you think the matchups should be different, my askbox is open. I am admittedly not familiar with some of these archetypes (I thought pool toy meant literally tube rings, I learned today what those are it's very cool), and alot of this is very subjective.
If you think demons should beat angels instead of the other way around though, that'll take some convincing ideally from a demon girl in person
Was this worth 6 hours of my life?
Yes. I would do anything for the beautiful transgender women in my phone 💜
girlrotting is only one letter away from girlfrotting which needless to say is very good great improvement but consider it's also only one letter away from girlrotating which could give her swirly eyes and make her go awawwa from the dizzyness. who's to say which is better ?
Thinking about having a girl with a remote control vibrator taped right against her clit or the underside of her glans and I take her out without panties on in a summer dress and we have a cute date, and I keep buzzing her randomly and at different intensities until she begs me to cum, but the trick is that we're not allowed to go into any enclosed spaces for that. She has to be discreet, find an alley or other deserted area that hopefully no one walks through, or give up and be a shameless little exhibitionist slut for me
What would you do if you were scrolling through recommended tumblr posts and one was from someone you don't know and it was just a picture of your dad captioned "fucking hate this guy" and it had hundreds of notes
Youre lying on your front, hugging a pillow. Your hips are in the lap of a large, hypnotically beautiful creature, her cock slowly thrusting into your dripping hole.
It's so thick, youre so stretched and full you cant think.
You dont know its an ovipositor.
Youve been fucking her for ages now, delirious from sex you have lost your concept of time.
You dont know what she is, but she has markings along her back and arms that glow softly, she has musical tones on her breath as she groans, and she has a thick cock with a cross on the head that you kissed deeply.
You feel her cock pulsing inside you. You are raw and sensitive and tingling all over.
She grabs your hips and pulls you closer, deeper, she drags her nails along your back. Groaning happily, sort of like a panflute, she falls into a rhythm grinding her hips against you.
You are so wet, shes fucked you so thoroughly its like youve conformed to her shape, your hole has been made into her perfect cocksleeve.
You grind on her, enjoying the extra sensation of ... uh, her cock must be thicker at the base. You decide you like that. Her hands on your hips dont let you go too far. She likes to be deep inside you.
The odd sensation, and a small alarm in your mind, dont go away. As her cock gets thicker inside of you, she groans and gasps with effort that grinding shouldnt take. Horror dawns as you finally realise its an egg.
You push onto your elbows to get up, but her hand between your shoulder blades says you cant. With strength you cant match, she clutches your thigh and drags you deeper onto her like a good bitch.
You cry out with each thrust making you take the egg a milimeter more, pushing you closer to a limit - she doesnt relent.
Even when you find the limit, when she cant make you take it any more, when it feels like shes slamming a knot that just isnt going to fit - she doesnt stop.
Oh god, you cant take it. You cant. She leans down, gravity on her side as she thrusts into you, chittering softly. You are pounded by it, you feel your slick hole giving in a bit more each time.
It feels inevitable, she thrusts and grinds it but her cock is so deep already. Its going inside of you, oh god shes going to make you take it!
Her egg SLAMS inside of you, the shock makes you scream. The stretching of your lips was the worst part, but now you are full and its different. Your breathing is ragged, the pain and weight inside you is making you dizzy.
She relaxes now, pushing it deeper inside of you with no resistance. Her ovipositor does exactly what it was always going to do, you feel the egg drop inside of you.
You whine as your hole stretches once more, another egg at your entrance.
She gives you 7. You didnt count on purpose, but they took all of your attention.
The fifth and sixth were easy for her to force inside, but you screamed with the shock every time. The widest part of the egg never got easier. Those were harder for her to deposit though, she was breathing hard and each stroke jostled the rest of her brood inside you.
The seventh is the worst. It feels like the biggest - but youve thought that for each of them.
Weary, he changes the position, and pulls you on top of her. She wont let her cock leave your bruised, aching hole. You see how the egg sits in her ovipositor for the first time, her cock swollen with it, like a threat.
You feel it pressing on your sloppy hole and sob as you weakly slide down. Shes not even thrusting, its like shes taking a break. This one you will be taking yourself. Wont you, slut.
Without her pounding, its the slowest one. You feel every ridge of that damn cock as you stretch and slip slowly slowly down.
She thrusts upwards into you, she fucks you with the egg, dragging it in and out, deeper upwards each time. You groan weakly, her strong hands holding your hips tightly. Her ethereal eyes hold your gaze fast.
You cry out as you finally take it. Her good little broodmare, taking her all eggs like that. She sit up a bit and strokes your face. You shudder with pleasure as the egg is pushed upwards, and finally it joins its bretheren.
She pulls you aside and lays you on the bed next to her. You cant believe how heavy you are. Her touch is so soft and loving now.
You cant believe how empty your hole feels as her ovipositor finally falls out.
You gingerly touch your stomach, horror tightening your throat as you realise youre going to have to push all of these back out.
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