Fog Horn Factory

•Red •They/them •23 •PNW •I probably love you (: •i block like nobody’s business

[antiqueanimals]

Robert Hainard (1906 - 1999). Couple de Loups à l'aube. Color woodcut. September 8th, 1955.

MutualArt

[mrsterlingeverything]

Hey guys. Just a reminder. Really dont wanna ban anybody

[deadpowol]

[stantler]

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

starting the countdown until gaylors start saying that Adam Sandler officiating Taylor's wedding (sorry if this is how you found out) is actually proof that it's a sham because it's a reference to I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry (2007), in which Sandler and Kevin James play heterosexual men who enter a mutually beneficial fake gay marriage, a dynamic that Taylor is inverting as a queer woman pretending to be straight while cleverly flagging the obvious farce to those with the eyes to see

[hecatea]

this is worst than finding out from a castiel meme

[daily-memory-of-touch]

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[thingsfromthedirt]

Urban Decay: Space Pod, Alien Babe, Ice Crater, and Home Planet from the Robin Eisenberg eyeshadow palette (2022)

[vermilionstarlight]

age regressing to 2 years old but i was an especially erudite and articulate baby so you don't even notice

[fairycosmos]

www.itsjusnotrightinnit.co.uk

[santa-ana-winds]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

i may not have a pussy so to speak, but i have a heart of gold and nine glowing cards of power, one which you must now pick.

[snototter]

A Galapagos sea lion (Zalophus wollebaeki) in Galapagos, Ecuador

by divindk

[sleepnoises]

where is the article about the guy who breaks up traffic jams as a hobby. bad googling only gets me the guy who faked a traffic jam with 99 phones in a wagon

[sleepnoises]

THANKS @roriferas IT'S THIS GUY

[mr-chatterboxs-column]

I love this guy! His website is at

Not at all mobile optimized, but the FAQs section is especially fun. I used to have a daily commute that got badly congested most days and following this process really does sometimes just make a jam dissolve ahead of you very satisfyingly

[andhumanslovedstories]

I started using Head and Shoulders ten years ago for itchy scalp and dandruff, and then for ten years I have not had itchy scalp and dandruff, so I thought “why do I still buy shampoo to combat itchy scalp and dandruff when I do not have itchy scalp and dandruff,” so I stopped buying the shampoo for itchy scalp and dandruff and can you guess I have now? Can you predict what currently afflicts me? It’s alright if you can’t because apparently I fuckin couldn’t either

[andhumanslovedstories]

Cutting something out of your life because you think you don’t need it any more only to realize that it was in fact working as intended and preventing a problem that will return should you stop doing this is a good experiment to run periodically with something small like dandruff shampoo, lest you start to think it would be a good idea to do this with like let’s say public health and the social safety net and vaccines

[thomrainierskies]

I had a liver transplant when I was 14 and like six months later I was chatting with my surgeon and he said “there’s gonna come a time, probably when you’re a teenager, where you’re gonna think, ‘I feel great, why am I still taking all this medication? I haven’t needed it in years.’ and you’re gonna want to stop taking all this medication. Guess what’s gonna happen then? You’re gonna go into rejection and your liver is gonna start failing, and you’re gonna be dying again, and we’re gonna have to find you another liver. So don’t do that.” And I said “why the fuck would anyone do that?” and he said “people are stupid.”

every once in a while when I get annoyed by a pharmacy or don’t wanna get out of bed to do my drugs I think “ugh, this is dumb, why do I do this?” and that conversation slams into me like a truck and I remember that I am, in fact, stupid

[zenosanalytic]

#you are not immune to the recency bias(via@arrows-for-pens)

[morethanonebraincell]

Every person on earth needs to read this post. It will make people’s lives a lot better and lessen the crises everyone faces in day-to-day lives.

[ziggy-scardust]

I reblog this every time I see it because I am not immune to the recency bias

[sealssometimes]

This must feel so good to do as a seal

[fragiledate]

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

[spiderworries]

the guy who makes the adhesive for pads should really swap jobs with the guy who makes the adhesive for pads