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i am 1000% cooler online which is not a good thing because im not even cool online

Probably going to delete this but I remember when the US killed Saddam, and instead of my father feeling like he got justice for everything he and his family suffered under that monstrous sociopath, he was more scared than ever because it is never something to celebrate when the US has entered your country. Some of these Venezuelans celebrating are signing their lives and their country away and I genuinely don’t understand the logic. Remember Iraq. I hate using Iraq as a cautionary tale, but everyone seems to speak about it as if it is some abstract historical event. It is still happening, Iraq has not recovered.

auntymurda

tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts

daggerfall

Hey what

A Morrowind mod replaces cliff racers with Thomas the Tank Engine as creator Trainwiz jokingly mocks Mattel’s past crackdown attempts.

What

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trainwiz

This going viral has been an eye opener as to which online communities are just THAT stupid, because I've had to clarify that, no, there's not actually a fucking armored hot pink Mattel murder van outside of my house, no they did not send a small army of robotic barbies to do battle with my wife's equestria girl doll collection, and yes I am including health insurance CEOs in that main statement.

certifieddragonenjoyer

what's up, coming at you as one of those dirty-minded smut enjoying asexuals handing out water at the orgy or whatever the fuck people say. anyway, lately i get this kind of insidious sense that people think of sex-positive or sex-favorable aces as the "cool" aces. like "hey don't worry man, i'm asexual but you don't have to do anything to accommodate it." And of course it's a spectrum/umbrella, people can be asexual and sex-positive or sex-favorable, i know that from experience. But i worry it's also seen as the *more palatable* version of asexuality.

So here's the reminder that you are not weird or prudish or childish or mean if you don't want people talking about sex around you. You are not morally reprehensible or puritan or fascist if sex makes you uncomfortable or upset. if someone tries to make you feel ashamed of that discomfort, or pushes your boundaries on purpose just because they can, they're the ones in the wrong for not respecting you. Never, ever compromise yourself for the sake of people who think you're less than for how you feel and who you are.

l-a-clift

“That’s why it’s hard to make friends when you’re older,” she said. “Friendship is rude.”

Her friend’s eyes widened. “What?”

“Think about it! When we’re kids we decide who we like and stick by them no matter what. As adults, we’re taught to be polite.

But, friendship is an imposition— at least, I want it to be. Call me after nine o’clock. Don’t think you’ll ever wear out your welcome. Overshare, show up at my door, go to the grocery store with me so we can waste another hour chatting.

We’ll never be friends if we spend all of our energy trying not to bother each other.”

garbage-empress

It’s bullshit that we even get scurvy. Most mammals synthesize their own Vitamin C, except apes and a handful of other mammals. We had evolutionary ancestors with so much access to fruit they didn’t even notice when a mutation broke Vitamin C synthesis and now we’ll die without it like a bunch of fucking chumps.

garbage-empress

You know what else can’t synthesize Vitamin C? Guinea pigs. We’re no better than a bunch of fuzzy cylinders.

foone

Donate to my kickstarter. We’re gonna crispr that shit right back in, and finally be free from the tyranny of Big Orange

marlinspirkhall

What are you going to use to test the gene edit before you use it on humans? Are you gonna… You gonna…? Use a…? Are you gonna use a guinea pig?

ilynpilled

a character being a perpetrator does not negate their victimhood and neither does their victimhood negate being a perpetrator. it is not that difficult to accept and reckon w both dimensions

ilynpilled

bad things happening leads to more bad things happening. u can create a monster. it is a condemnation of the bad things themselves first and foremost

punksandcannonballers

you are not immune to reblogging ai and thinking it’s not ai. you are not the master ai sleuth you think you are

punksandcannonballers

I have seen multiple ppl on my dash who frequently share anti-ai posts recently reblog things that I either know from previous experience are ai or set off a flag in my brain and I spend extra time trying to determine and come away pretty convinced it’s ai. I’m not trying to vaguepost but more say like, gang, it’s time to admit not all ai is so obvious and we’re not all super geniuses born with the Human Spark that can tell what’s real and what’s fake

saintrobot

It is unfortunately VERY good now and you will, 100%, be fooled by it at some point. Especially if you have avoided interacting with it. I took a quiz recently and failed pretty bad!!!

juniper-petunia

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

sleeping-jo

Thank you everybody here who is nice to me

sunsbleeding

cannibalings

why are all the actual real human jobs like baker and florist and childcare worker barely paying livable wages but the fake jobs like ai specialist boot licker or marketing campaign dick sucker making six figures

typekast

My friend’s little brother (non-verbal) used to hide people’s shoes if he liked the person, because it meant they had to stay longer. The more difficult it was to find your shoes, the more he liked you.

One day my cousin came over, and she was a bitch. When it was time to leave, my friend’s brother handed her shoes directly to her and she went on and on about how he must have a crush on her because he only “helped” her.