elven supremacy is the only truth

ask me about good faces

[kyokonut]

Visit Original Link

[maevedx]

So I asked my Brazilian friend what states he knew

[headspace-hotel]

let him speak

[red-mercer]

Petition to rename New Jersey to Jamrock

[evilscientist3]

Theyre called draculas because they drank u. La

[jame7t]

Did anyone else hear just one single angelic note

[wizardshark]

[arguablysomaya]

the genius of megamind (beyond the obvious genius ofc) is that it's superman parody actually presents a genuinely unsettling depiction of the "hero" that I like wayyy better than "what if superman was evil" or "what if superman was wrong"... it's "what if superman didn't care"

[jessilynallendilla]

I wouldn’t say he “didn’t care” more like he was burnt out

He played the role since he was a child and now is in his what 30s? 40s?

He knew there was never any real danger with Megamind in charge so decided to pursue something that’s a passion and doesn’t come naturally easy to him

but it was still a dick move

[roughentumble]

(via @uwugenides )

[lydiathespiderqueen]

One of the things that always jumped out to me about this reveal is that it implies that Metro Man was also the very first person to recognize that MegaMind wasn’t really evil. He knew his nemesis wouldn’t actually hurt anyone if he won, he knew that this universally reviled pariah never really had any more choice than he did.

The rest of Metro City treats MegaMind like a real, sincere, serious threat once he’s unopposed, and it takes them a while to learn otherwise. But Metro Man? He’s not surprised to see him and Roxanne working together, he doesn’t act like there’s any kind of threat beyond his cover being blown. He wastes no time in coming clean once the cat’s out of the bag. He’s been working with this guy all his life. Besides his own mental health, I get the impression that he also recognized that this would be good for MegaMind too.

I just really love how in a superhero pastiche that asks “Is the villain really so bad, and the hero really so good?” the answer is “no, but that’s okay”. It’s okay that Metro Man isn’t a paragon. It’s okay that he has to take care of himself. It’s okay for him to step down and live his own life. It wouldn’t be okay for him to leave people in danger, but it’s pretty clear he knew he wasn’t doing that.

And it carries to the end. MegaMind becomes the city’s new protector, but it’s clear that he’s still got some issues to work through, and he’s getting help working through them. He’s got a support network, he’s willing to put in the effort, but he’s not the shining paragon Metro Man was believed to be. And he doesn’t NEED to be that paragon. He’s still good. He’s still protecting people. And he’s not alone in it.

God, there’s just so many shitty “Superheroes would have character flaws too, and that’s why they’d actually suck” deconstructions floating around, it’s nice to see a story that acknowledges that no one can live up to that kind of role, but that’s okay!

[silver-tongues-blog]

megamind once again proving to be the best modern superhero movie

[hugostolz]

HAPPY TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART THURSDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[coughloop]

Sniffing glue = gets you high

Glue = made of horses

Sniffing horses = I think we need to do some research!

[cryptotheism]

This is how medicine worked until like 1500

[postdespair]

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

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[drekasal]

You good? ;-;

[cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024]

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[notajerusalemcricketd-deactivat]

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[professionalchaoticdumbass]

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get fucked

[adobe-outdesign]

was reading up on deleted Muppet scenes. this one's my favorite

[mangonetics]

Fuck it, animated remake.

[sirobvious]

[mangonetics]

[mangonetics]

Post cancelled it turns out Lower Decks is really good

[mangonetics]

in broad strokes in shares the similarity of being an irreverent high-concept sci-fi show featuring a main cast of unimportant delinquents who contrast with the high stakes going on around them, but replace the suffocating cynicism of rick and morty with honest to god passion for something and writers who are exactly as clever as they think they are (very) with no delusions of godhood. it’s the first star trek show that’s made by people who like and understand star trek since Voyager

[bewbin]

hey you guys my friend just told me i have a stain on my shirt (embarrassing) and hes put his finger on the shirt to indicate where it is. Im gonna look down so i can asses the stain situation

[70sscifiart]

[mapsontheweb]

Parts of the country where self-service gas pumping is illegal.

[unterwaesche]

I didn’t know about New Jersey’s law so imagine my shock when a pump jockey sprinted at my car and kicked my door shut when I tried to get out to get gas. I rolled down my window and asked him “Is there a law against pumping your own gas or something?” And he looked at me like I’M nuts and just said “…yes?”

[humanityinahandbag]

okay but imagine this in the reverse. when i left new jersey as a driver for the first time and sat in my car for about ten minutes wondering where the attendant was until a nice man tapped on my window and just said the words “New Jersey?” and when I nodded he told me to get out of the car so he could teach me how to pump gas (and nicely didn’t laugh at me when I shot gas out of the nozzle across the side of my car).

[anonymousalchemist]

me and the boys (all from new jersey) went on a road trip out of state and had to get gas and it ended up being sort of a Group Puzzle for the gang as we huddled around the gas pump and nozzle and tank and whatnot. just picture five people standing around the gas tank opening like its part of an escape room. it was very silly.

[jame7t]

I think it’s great that cats are arguably at their cutest when their eyes are all bigstyle. because that often coincides with crime and misbehavior. very cute

[robboybot]

combine it with FLAT MODE for the ultimate cuteness before Crimes Committed

[radiofreederry]

“We can’t make transit free because then people might use transit”

[slitherpunk]

i liked that video of a pig blowing bubbles but i thought i'd like it more if it played the amen break during it

[r0zeclawz]

most badass video in the website past and future

[keithstack]