*sheep noises*

Not Safe for Minors since 2016. Dark topics included. You don't have to be a victim to enjoy it in fiction. Please don't come on my blog knowing you don't like this.

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

[taahko]

protagonists can and will be sexist, racist, insensitive, cruel, stupid, etc, especially towards the beginning of a story. these are called character flaws and they are a surprise tool that will lead to narrative fulfillment later

[mapswithoutwyoming]

And sometimes "narrative fulfillment" doesn't mean "the character overcomes their flaws" or even "the antihero is punished for their flaws"! sometimes it means the narrative says "wow was that fucked up or what? anyway i'm rod sterling"

[8one6]

I don't think the current "depiction = endorsement" crowd will ever be able to understand this.

[bigolbadblog]

i feel like something that's missing from some people's understanding of kink fiction and fantasy is, like... in fiction and fantasy, everything is in-scene.

when real people do kink in real life, you gotta do all that good out-of-scene stuff like discuss boundaries, set limits and expectations, check in with each other, do aftercare, et cetera et cetera et cetera... but in fiction, everything can be in-scene!

the people in that fanfic don't exist any more than, like, the make-believe sexy football star and make-believe sexy cheerleader in a couple's roleplay exist. that couple doesn't need to get into character and then pretend to be a sexy football star having an important consent conversation with a sexy cheerleader, because that's a conversation that's already happened out-of-scene and out-of-character. (i mean, if you're into in-character negotiations, chase your bliss.) when they're in that scene, they can just pretend to be a sexy football star having sex with a sexy cheerleader. that's okay.

so like. when fiction does kink in a way that would be unsafe or harmful irl... just keep in mind that you're not watching actual people neglecting check-ins or ignoring their set contract or genuinely harming each other. you're watching a scene without the behind-the-scenes bits, and that's okay.

[bigolbadblog]

this has gotten a couple replies along the lines of "yeah, you can just assume the characters worked all the important consent stuff out when you weren't looking!" which is true in some cases, but not the point i was trying to make, so please bear with me while i try to rephrase myself.

when i say in fiction, everything is in-scene, i mean that the fiction IS the scene.

if someone went up to their partner and said "hey, wouldn't it be sexy if we pretended you were manipulating and controlling me in an unethical way for sex reasons?", and then they talked through all the good and necessary consent and risk-awareness things, and then they played that scene out - that's a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm, right?

now, if someone writes a story where one character manipulates and controls another in an unethical way for sex reasons... that, too, is a made-up scenario where pretend bad things happen, but no real-world people come to real-world harm.

kink fiction doesn't have to be about characters consciously and conscientiously Doing Kink. kink fiction can be stories where the kinky things people fantasize about or roleplay (but wouldn't want to happen in real life) do happen in the universe of that story. because the story is a scene.

[saetiate]

please eat enough and drink enough water and get enough sleep. this is so that you have enough energy. because we need you to be writing and drawing porn on the internet

[theterribletenno]

I was just thinking about the old Japanese censorship laws that gave birth to tentacle porn...

So for anyone not in the know, the Japanese government decided to fight perversion with censorship.

Specifically you weren't allowed to draw penises.

So they drew things that WEREN'T penises instead. Like tentacles. Fast forward to today and tentacle porn is an entire standalone genre with thousands upon thousands of examples and enjoyers.

The attempt at censorship did not quell perversion, it only caused it to mutate.

And now I'm thinking about tumblr's decision to ban porn and of all the people leaving captions under videos of heavy machinery and industrial accidents like "I need someone to do this to me" and "this wouldn't fix me but it would help" or "everything reminds me of her"

All this to say that without porn on Tumblr

The perverts are mutating again

[fucktoyfelix]

[wtf-is-hockey]

God sometimes I'm writing smut and I'll like, delete a sentence because I'm like, no, I can't write that. It's too indulgent. And then it's like. Girl, what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins. Get real.

[pseudospaceship]

"what the fuck are you even going to the candy store for if you're just going to buy raisins" is honestly the thing I needed to hear today

[iahfy]

[gyrovagi]

the really annoying thing is that even when you're making something with your dick it still takes effort. like this thing is going to be soooo good and appealing to my personal tastes. once this stupid motherfucker finishes it

[homeglitch]

HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH YOUR USERNAME

I’ll start.

it comes from my 5th grade music group that happened during the first year of Covid when we were stuck at home hence the Home part, then glitch is because computers glitch. Once I left I took the name with me

Also sorry if you get tagged multiple times moots, we share them

@purple-dinosaur17 @mossmakesstuff @pumpkinharvesting @c0nstantlyscreaming @rocketwolf08 @frooglet @xbrix3 @mavarix @bluebellonthewindymoors @napkineater @xxsocrates-the-r4txx @existentandexhausted @theultimatenerd0fficial @toadally-gay @t0esniffer69 @alexflowercrown @cieraheart @allthatmattersismycat @aneptunicperson @ghostwithpineappleonpizza @b00ki5hst4r8 @invasiveroadkill @writersblock4eternity @lesbianadhdchaos @cabin10aphrodite @stoned-sh4rk @chaos-triangle @krispykreme1997 @xthe-buddy-systemx @l3o-gay @raeprise @alocalpizzadruid

[zanderandtheexistentialcrisis]

ooh cool. I know I wasn't tagged but I like yappin'. my username is from my character in Stardew valley, a handsome young purple twink that shares my name. The existential crisis bit comes from my almost constant crisis's.

tags belowww

@luxxie-xv @webs-xx @transparentluminarysalad @illi-has-arrived @titty-sucker6969 @anachronismp @elusiveillusions @microwavemalk @aldestroyerofworlds @lazzarusribz @jerseyshoremassacre @v1su4l-k31-l0v3r @cheesuschristman @taetaesbloging @appelsead @zianathebi @bartyisbbg @sentientstarmarlin @sillystarcollector @cr33pfreak @eb-or-echo @3rte @sqliiva @phantomghostking535 @springtiide @rabid-autistic-tf2-obsessor @sage3939 @emilija04acer @asharune @canada-boiiii (my bf) @whyhaveidonethistomyself @chaoticrei @sicktxddy @jellyfishguy2 @jarssss @pine-moss @deedeethedevil @imlitreallybenhanscom @crypticmoonie @kingofkaumidy @bogwaternomnom @picklemafia @void-crump3tz @artmeyk @guyfromnewsouthwales @allabout-mason @chillenby @lowkeysleepdeprived @thetonechaseristakenagain @cottagecheeselover123 @palirmo95 @maxbunnyboy @cannotsave @archahvmirzam @frickadoodle @coolfezirony @atomicbug @violetsunflowersstuff @rabid-autistic-t24-proffesor 

[jerseyshoremassacre]

Thanks for the tag!!

Ok so I was yapping about a shitty yet fun horror movie I saw called “jersey shore massacre” and my friend, Hazel, aka @emorosetyler said it’s be a cool url :3

@yourlocalsayorikin @emorosetyler @dqk-theaceartist @cloudofthecats @artwithecho @mariorat-the-aroace @legendsofnevada @iloketf2 @tinybitofart @vaeh2011 @kalied0skull @not-karl @ any one else who wants to join!!

[vaeh2011]

thanks for the tag girly!!

Okay for my user name i basically chose it off a nickname my parents gave me which was vaeh and the numbers behind it are just numbers I really like!

@n0th1ng5p4c3 @thepunkinthered @jack-sighh @cloudofthecats @artwithecho @demondoodlies

[theconfusedacorn]

Okay well- not tagged, but my username does actually have a long, complicated, and meandering story behind it, so read it if you wanna:

Initially, I had called myself Kashi Draws (original. I know. Slap 'Draws' onto the end of any name and boom. Artist. It's a canon event for all of us, I swear.) on most platforms, but then, one fateful day, I had been drawing Acorn (At the time named "Kashi") and a girl in my drama class saw it, and was like: "Oh cool, is she a squirrel?"

Now, before this very moment. No. Kashi (Acorn) was not a squirrel. She WAS a wolf at some point, but eventually, I just gave her non-descript animal features. I couldn't figure out what animal I wanted her to be.

But then, that person in my drama class said that.

And everything just clicked.

So I said, "Yeah"

It wasn't all that hard for me to go from squirrel to acorn, plus I've always liked acorns.

As for the "confused" part, I just decided I was a very confused guy and made it my entire internet personality.

So yeah. There's the story of TheConfusedAcorn :p

Some tags:

@lepidopdragon @grahoria @shadowlurkerbug @oohlookafrog because your usernames are all very interesting to me, + anyone else

[lepidopdragon-deactivated202604]

yippee!!! :D

There's not much of a story behind my username lol

I was making an account for... Artfight I think

And I had to come up with a username. I knew that I wanted some reference to dragons or moths in it and decided to go with both

Lepidoptera + dragon, lepidopdragon !!

Tags!! @some-pers0n @beepiesheepie @0sbrain @pantspissedinreverse + open tag !!

[0sbrain]

ooooh it is quite simple honestly, this blog i where i pour my brain out therefore this is where you can see zero's brain

everyone keeps thinking it's the letter o and calling me os it's hilarious. you wouldn't believe my face when i played the fnv dlc old world blues and i met a character who had the same struggle. Dr 0 my beloved

TAGS: @strangestcase @maid-westenra @pregnantsecondo

[strangestcase]

You guys already know, from my blog theme, but I’m a sucker for The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde and what better url than strangestcase?

Anyhow, tagging @lucywesternra @nemeyuko and @eksentrismi

[lucywesternra]

Lucy Westenra from Dracula is such an integral part of who I am as a person, so when I remade my blog I wanted to keep the Lucy Theme of the url (it used to be wildwestenra, a Lucy x Quincey ship name variant). Since I also love cowboys and country music, I decided to spell Westenra as Westernra! Just a silly little pun lol. Although it does low-key look like I just misspelled her last name KAKDKAJD

Tagging @jzzter, @s1lents4mura1, and @kronofobia !! No pressure I’m just the most curious where y’all’s usernames come from :]

[s1lents4mura1]

WAAAAAA SJSJJS THANK YOU FOR THE TAG, LUCCCCYYY!! ^^

I got the name "s1lents4mura1" because fun fact, I actually got it from when I first made Natalie <3 when I made her last year, she was nicknamed "Silent Samurai" and at that time, she was a villain!!

So basically, I got the name from Natalie's former nickname TEEHEE

@jzzter @aeroargonic @iloveacronix + ANYONE ELSE WHO WANTS TO JOIN!!

[jzzter]

2 tags!! thank uuu

you will never believe it

the name jzzter is because.... i love jesters?!??! and the idea of putting them on The Fool tarot card, the outfits as well they are goofy

and i love being a silly little stupid jester at times

@tomatoshapedstars @tygwenny @kyokittymeow @zer0atdawn + anyone that wanna join :p

[zer0atdawn]

Thank you for the tag, Jester <3

I don't really remember how I came up with my username. I just kinda thought of it, and I was like, hey, that's actually kinda cool, and it became my whole persona.

It doesn't make a whole lot of sense, but I like it. It's a part of me :>

@nyaskitten @bruh37legolover @kaistrosity @ruthlesskid777 @rikudoesstuff + anyone else :D

[ytisortsiak]

Heyy this is fun

I mean..

Yeah you probably couldnt tell but i kind of like monstrosity.

Tags tags tagzz @blu-stars-blog @prissx @egotisticalairfryer @chaotetothecore @samforgoragain @nickelwick @shoomchoom @littlespirit-199 @morrospecter @rockclanhawkstar @eman0neb @morroodle @zeta13z @ari-angel-fr @sosoribro @plasmara @kngofsoul @the-real-pink-ninja @walmart-ninja @gord-horde @xzcopycat @kaiaden @hydrogennoxide @chiarucha @needy44 @i-got-that-ninjago-tism-in-me @llalloyd @mostdefinitelyahumanperson @alexintraffic @katfiers @xcasketz @the-immortal-restless @violetstarc4 @only-lonely-stars @6ahaha1amjustaperson9 @identity-not-found-sorry-180 @francessart @thesourcedragonofstrength @vynel19 @user-without-a-cool-acronym @ofmagicandmusic @helaxey @tokaywineandcheese @jynxheartlake @kofitiamat @kiwicowtrans @dragon-gem @ruminationz @sofivicfest

Im actually rly curious abt a lot of u actually-

[xzcopycat]

*cracks knuckles*

Oh, yeah. I’ve been waiting for this moment

Okay so, X.Z. Are the initials of my first ever OC — Xinarus Zip (don’t judge me, I was 11)

And the copycat part comes from the times I thought using references was the same as copying other people’s work, so I decided I might as well just come clean and call myself a copycat right away

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@discopierrot @ladysharry @kazuuum @kuzmich-isterich @absolutelynotsanebaby @sparkles-and-galaxies @walmart-ninja

[discopierrot]

I vaguely remember making up a fake name to be a doctor character when I was more into SCPs than I am now. Came up with the initials D.P., and when I decided to rename my mature account, I decided to carry that over. I like discos, and I like clowns, pierrots, mimes, and all other silly little fun creatures. So, Disco Pierrot. If you're reading this, I have now tagged *you*.

[discopierrot]

I plan to update Pain Hero around Sept 11th.

[discopierrot]

Still planning for this, but it may be closer to the 12th or 13th. Work has been...blegh. Anyway, thanks for your patience.

[discopierrot]

*looks at the date wearily*

I'm so sorry, y'all.

[prokopetz]

"This fic is literally just porn, why do you care about the quality of the editing" unfortunately, both my brain and my dick have strong opinions about verb tenses.

[eternally-conflicted]

You severely underestimate the effect of typos and incorrect tenses on my libido

[omegaologist]

jiuyuan with sj overstimulating sy everytime he has a bad day at work *nodding emoji*

[discopierrot]

Like, SJ has got to make SY cum dry at least once. It's a requirement for his mental health.

[unfriendlyamazon]

sometimes it's important to reread your own work and go damn bitch you're onto something

[discopierrot]

I plan to update Pain Hero around Sept 11th.

[discopierrot]

Still planning for this, but it may be closer to the 12th or 13th. Work has been...blegh. Anyway, thanks for your patience.

[rlyehtaxidermist]

the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence

[kalina-c]

fuck em up gang

[homunculus-argument]

"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.