Ambrosia Pembroke

Turned at 23, traditional values, no kill heeding, she/her, femcel

[vamparty]

I'm Ambrosia...

I rule the streets and the gutters, so I don't like my time being wasted. Read this, and if you fit any of these...

DNI:

"Hunters," your culture, and probably ur bloodline are dead anyway, so shut up. You can't even actually hunt us, so yeah. If you don't like me and my existence, just block me.

Ppl who post about having lots of sex or loving long-term relationships.

Transphobes and homophones of any kind

Ageist oldfangs

People who over use emojis

Racists

Speciesist

Iron deficient people

Tories

Minors

[sandmandaddy69]

[sahonithereadwolf]

I want to see the vampire who lives in this. I bet his name is Chad or Hunter.

[marlynnofmany]

And he's ready to crack open a boy with the cold ones.

[egberts]

[littlealunatic]

Me and my gf were celebrating our 5th anniversary at a nice restraunt in LA and these two women were very loudly arguing about being vampires on the table next to us, one of them started moaning and everything, pretty horrible experience overall

[vamparty]

Draining tumblr hotties in the dashcon 2 ball pit

[vamparty]

There's been a man outside my house for at least 3 hours an evening over the last 3 days, and I'm pretty sure from the smell he's decked head to toe in garlic...

[chromaticabrasions]

💉 blood-showers Follow

okay. but has anyone ever tried drinking their own blood? like from when they were alive?

🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow

how the fuck are they gonna do that? go back in fucking time?

💉 blood-showers Follow

no no like. before they turn they donate blood or something and have it stored in a blood bank, and then after they turn they break in and try it

⚰ let-me-in-let-me-in Follow

thats disgusting

🩸 fightmeorbiteme Follow

Friendly Reminder that taking blood from a blood bank is actually worse for humanity than feeding off humans directly.

💉 blood-showers Follow

can we not bring up blood bank ethics for five fucking minutes we're talking about drinking your own human blood right now

🕷️ renfields-spider-collection Follow

wouldn't it turn into dead mans blood? cuz you die when u turn? it'd fucking poison you

🧛‍♀️ fromthekarnsteintomb Follow

no but it was drawn before you died

human-guy-steve-deactivated2020

oh my god. my friends gonna sire me in a few weeks. i should fucking try it

🦇 sleepalldaypartyallnight Follow

@human-guy-steve its been 3 months is there an update????

💀 hung3r Follow

he's been fucking destroyed...

🌙 thecollinscurse Follow

Well. There's your answer.

🧛‍♂️ vampire-guy-steve Follow

still here! just remade lol

anyway.

that was fucking disgusting

[chromaticabrasions]

🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow

so does anyone even like AB blood or…?

🕷 blood-is-the-strife Follow

i’ll drink it if there’s nothing else but it kinda blows

🦇 battybrained Follow

guys there is literally no discernible difference between blood types. blood is blood its all the same

🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow

you don’t even know how wrong you are

🥀 sanguine-dreaming Follow

Umm. I like AB? Maybe it has something to do with me being type AB before dying but it’s my favourite.

⚰️ draculas-left-cainine Follow

omg. OMG. GUYS. WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE BLOOD TYPE IS JUST WHAT WOULDVE BEEN COMPATIBLE WITH YOUR BLOOD TYPE BEFORE VAMPIRIFICATION?????

THATS WHY WE ALL LOVE O NEGATIVE. IT ALL MAKES SENSE!!!!

☠️ crypt-ic Follow

HOLY SHIT

🧛🏻‍♂️ fangs-for-the-venom Follow

hate to ruin your theory but i don’t like o neg

🍷 nvrdrnk-wine Follow

what the fuck is wrong with you

[vamparty]

Ur all about to get drained!! you'll see!!

[teathattast]

[vamparty]

Honestly so right

[mvdso2]

mvdso

[vamparty]

I feel like a fake bc I don't live here

[elixir]

Abandoned prison/rehab facility in Georgia, USA. Photos by u/junkieee1

[vamparty]

places me and my friends would chill on the ceiling at if i had any

[vampira-carmilla]

Vampire demon corset by Wyte Phantom.

[vamparty]

I need this

[curiositysavesthecat]

Is wearing a heart shaped vial, that contains your lover’s blood, as a necklace creepy or romantic?

Creepy. I would not wear it, and would not give my lover my blood for this

Creepy. I would not wear it, but would give my lover my blood for this

Creepy. I would wear it if my lover willingly gave me their blood

Creepy. I would wear it by getting my lover’s blood somehow if they refused

Creepy. *I’d ONLY wear it if my lover wanted to wear my blood necklace too

Romantic. But I would not wear it, and would not give my lover my blood for this

Romantic. I would not wear it, but would give my lover my blood for this

Romantic. I would wear it if my lover willingly gave me their blood

Romantic. I would wear it by getting my lover's blood somehow if they refused

Romantic. *I’d ONLY wear it if my lover wanted to wear my blood necklace too

Something else (feel free to elaborate)

I don’t do romance

Voting ended onJul 10, 2024

* “I’d ONLY wear it if my lover wanted to wear my blood necklace too” means both you and your partner wear each other’s blood

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[vamparty]

This is only romantic to humans who appropriate vampire culture. Just drink each other you cowards

[vamparty]

Dude, you ever wake up from a dinner frenzie and see yourself in a security camera with a little blood dripping down your mouth and go "actually in kinda hot when I eat"?

[vamplire]

a vampire stroking ur hair as they're fangs deep in ur neck. u agree

[vamparty]

Please DM me if u agree and are in the uk (and are over 18)

[vamparty]

I've been trying to reconnect with my sires ancient roots... He was all high society as far as I know, but he didn't stick around to tell me. Maybe I could come to him with some status, and he'll take me under his wing again?

[vamparty]

Thinking about this, I'm already high society because I'm now in his bloodline. He must have chosen me to carry on the coven and knew I was good enough. I just have to grow and show him.

I have to be stronger

People will bow to me

[krematoorium]

hey. can i come over and explode into viscera in your living room ?

[vamparty]

Okay so I'm not kidding I have had this happen!! A guy came over for a 🥀date🥀 and ask was well but he just refused to take vamptiacids because he totally thought he was stronger than garlic!? so we had a romantic Italian restaurant date and he walked me back to my place, stepped over the threshold, went a little flushed and just exploded. I was cleaning chunks out of my lace curtains for DAYS!