Just Another Vampire Blog

Anna, bisexual af "I fucking love vampires, and I love fucking vampires"

[glittergroovy]

[fanghusband]

top ten vampire meals:

1. meeee :3

[daily-spooky]

[g0r3slvt]

🩸🦇🪦

[elven-butts]

vamp fang studies from last month I forgot to post

[charnel-grounds]

Bela Lugosi in Dracula (1931)

[autisticmight]

catholicism’s only true purpose is to serve as a backdrop for sexy vampire aesthetics

[cumdumpstiel]

when will a husband and wife who are widely rumored to be vampires invite me up to their once-gorgeous mansion which has fallen into some disrepair and then serve a beautiful meal that they barely pick at, sipping from glasses of dry red wine instead as they take turns complimenting me borderline-salaciously while shooting each other conspiratorial looks that i don’t know how to interpret before one of them insists that it’s getting far too late for me to be going back home alone and now i simply must spend the night…..

[cumdumpstiel]

in case the implied ending wasn’t clear enough: and then i get railed.

[mirayama]

[achesspiece]

what the fuck is gay vampire sex? I'm a hands on learner btw

[spectrologie-deactivated2023041]

Briscoe Park

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[dyingpleasehelp]

[gayteensupreme]

im guessing there’s been a sudden uptick in notes on this post hasnt there

[the-haiku-bot]

im guessing there’s been

a sudden uptick in notes

on this post hasnt there

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[octobersociety-deactivated20241]

It’s Friday the 13th! Great way to start the weekend 💀☠️

[hydroflorix]

loving the way time and context has turned dracula into a comedy

[capulets]

“…it’s time to join the club.“

[temeraire]

>looking for the dracula castle

>ask the landlady if the castle is creepy or wet

>she doesnt understand |>pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet

>she weeps and says “it’s an evil castle sir”

>go to castle

>its wet

[valtsv]

casual wear (splattered with blood) vs. evening wear (drenched in blood)