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dante // he/him // 22 // follows from @makkurayami

[vampire-fucker-3000]

i need to make a proper pinned post

but until then here’s my carrd or whatever

and a funny image I like. ID in the Alt text

[lakevida]

the menstrual cup and menstrual scepter

[lakevida]

your majesty what is upppp

[i-am-the-oyster]

[bruzum]

[3000s]

used to think you were my bud but i got weiser

[heedra]

just watched this guy fumble two does in a row

[rickybabyboy]

rude post

[funtergeist]

i could be so powerful if i had more patience to animate……

[funtergeist]

thats exactly what i was reffering to

[freakoutgirl]

Avoidance is the worst reaction to stress. Oh this thing is giving me anxiety? And it's something I could prepare for by looking at it more or learning things about the topic? No, I will take psychological damage if I look at it directly. I will still be thinking about it and be stressed though.

[wordfather]

collecting these

[wordfather]

HOW could i forget this classic

[bookpdf]

not being productive or relaxing but a secret third thing

[underwaterfraulein]

[vampire-fucker-3000]

sorry for disappearing for half a year i got employed and forgot to log in. im still employed. happy new year vampire fucker nation

[guiltfactory-moved]

[girl9494940]

[cerastes]

"THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I exasperatedly yell as my leitmotif and that of my mortal enemy are arranged and mixed to play as a single track during our final climatic duel.

[cerastes]

"ON MY MOTHER'S NAME, THIS ISN'T A SEX THING" I desperately howl as my nemesis and I pull off a seamless, perfectly coordinated team attack on a greater threat, with no prior training or practice, our skills and habits mingling and mixing perfectly and naturally due to our dozens of duels with each other, leading to immensely intimate familiarity with each other's martial habits, combat tendencies, and overall skillset.

[mrsfurley]

I feel like im going to die from lust and iron deficiency

[soleta-deactivated]

the thing about piracy is that i know i deserve everything for free forever

[frankenfran]

one of the best things about uma musume is how all of the horses are kinda weird or dumb in an endearing way. like even the most determined and serious horse will eventually be found somewhere on campus staring at the vending machine looking confused and when you talk to her she'll say "where do these drinks come from? there's no clear sign of entry... could it be divine providence?" or have a training event where she says something like "how do hot dogs survive in the wild with no limbs or eyes? the urge to survive must be strong... i want to get stronger too, like the hot dog." (strength went up!)