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cremia-deactivated20210626

that was pretty irresponsible of willy wonka to put a huge giant fan at the top of the room with the drink that made you uncontrollably fly directly up like put it in a different room dude that’s some real liability shit

cremia-deactivated20210626

like he said it wasn’t ready for the public which implies they’ve been testing it out privately which just says to me willy wonka has killed hundreds of oompa loompas by launching them into a fan at the top of the room

sinbadism

this is unsurprising and completely consistent with the character of willy wonka

graveconversations

yeah! yeah. why not. yes, yeahhh, okay good. yes. okay great. yes, just like bart. just like bart! just like bart. matt groening in his youtube comment review of this episode of monster factory says, “just like bart!“ “take it to the bank boys. this ones just like bart.” “great job, boys! its just like bart”, he said. apulover69 comments on the youtube video, and says, “just like bart!” its just like bart though. it does look a lot like bart, is the thing. the thing thats like, kinda freaking me out right now, is he looks exactly like bart. yes! yes it is true! where i really think they nailed the bart-ness of it, is the body form as well. “toe to tip! this is a bart!” matt groening says. simpsons creator, matt groening retires from the simpsons, gives show to mcelroy brothers. “theyre better at bart than i am,” he admits. theres a new bart in town. disgraced simpsons creator matt groening gives up. “yes, they are the bartmen now.” stop, stop stop im gonna throw up. two new bartmen elected

#monster factory is osme of the funniest shit on youtube tbh

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

fy-halloween

#my car was so hot today i ma so tired of being sweaty and gross! n just nasty #i want fall

gymleadercheren

so there’s this item on neopets called chia flour and what it does is basically, you’re in the battledome against someone else’s pet and you lob it at em and it turns them into a yellow chia. the thing is, the effect doesn’t end when the battle does. like… your pet literally becomes a yellow chia forever. so you could be in there with a really expensive plushie draik or something, a restricted hard-to-get species with a ridiculously expensive color, and suddenly its a chia.

its terrifying, and there have been stories of like, dedicated griefers with millions of neopoints to spend going out of their way to ruin people’s pets. the item has been retired for a while now, so theyre actually in limited supply so people arent really concerned about having chia flour lobbed at their pets anymore…

but it turns out using this illegal neopets site you can just blow 40 bucks on some and really really really really really mess up someone’s day

theawesomeadventurer

why are people like this

barcarole

Cover and manuscript of a fragment of the Aria J’ai perdu mon Euridice from Gluck’s opera Orphée et Euridice for the Paris Opera in 1774.

wordsnquotes

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure that I am arranging, and it’s very difficult to find anyone.

J.R.R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (via herkindoftea)

softbunnies

me: squatting down, playing in the dirt with a stick

justiceleague

“The big rule that we broke is that we put Gotham and Metropolis right next to each other. It made sense to us and worked for our story that they were kind of sister cities across a big bay. It’s like Oakland and San Francisco, kind of. ” —Zack Snyder “There’s this interesting idea of Metropolis being this successful, wealthy city and Gotham being where downtrodden people live. Gotham people take the ferry to Metropolis, and there’s this idea of wealth and power, power engenders fear, which made it feel real and smart.” —Ben Affleck

#my ass is readyy

just-shower-thoughts

There should be a holiday called Galaxy Day. Where NASA shuts everything down (no light pollution) and everyone goes outside to look at the stars.

broken-kingshanewest

eps1.5_br4ve-trave1er.asf → Like a hard drive blasted by excessive voltage, my mind is frayed, close to fried. I can feel the static running through my brain. Serotonin receptors working overtime.

#mr robot