artfully dodgy

me: n, 30, they/them. indecisive from crisis to crisis. atm: prolly chilling with the baby

[beetusthatyeetus]

John’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my son.

Sam’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, call my brother.

Dean’s voicemail: If this is an emergency, leave a message or try my other phone.

Bro is his own emergency contact on top of being everyone else’s I’m going to throw myself under a jet ski

[juiche]

I love treating my blorbos like dress up ken and barbie dolls 😌🎀

[minty86823]

子アヒルたちの水遊び

Ducklings Playing the River

[reallyunluckyrunaway]

[kirsssche]

me and my friends oc as mermaid for mermay

[markovchaingang]

first they came for me and i was all like "hang on, aren't you guys supposed to come for other people first" but they pointed out that they had to come for someone first and we can't all be the guy from the poem and i couldn't really argue with that logic tbh

[iamnotlanuk]

I bring a sort of "body neutrality applies to everyone even if they're bad people" to the body shaming conversation that "people who want to body shame but only when they think they have a moral high ground so as to not be seen as a bad person" don't like

[theartofangirling]

it's called a throuple, we're in a throuple

[beemovieerotica]

[captainofmybottledship]

quick anne piece!!

[robbinggoodfellows]

robby is a shameful pervert and jack is a shameless pervert

[moorgrass]

Dean and Sam but in Ethel Cain’s aesthetic

[itckhmart]

sam the red nosed reindeer

[mobydyke]

rosencrantz is dead, guildenstern is dead, and me I feel also not so good

[mothy-bones]

[scout-spaeny]

no cos baran starting her first fucking day by bringing in bagels for the entire department and leaving alone and crying in her car I am going to punch God.

[sadmortician]

(don't) look up to me