VanLoopy Unleashed

Hi, I'm Alysia (ʌli:ʃʌ) (Uh-leesh-uh)! Welcome to ma tumblrrr. I'm Freddie Mercury reincarnated. My hair is too knotty to run your fingers through, and I never remember which side to sign on my checks. My nail polish is usually chipped, and there's usually a taco bell paper cup somewhere in my car among other things... I'm so messy it scares people. I'm pretty open about talking about almost anything, and I'm really slow to judge. I like to think most people have good intentions. I like just about everyone I meet too, unless you give me a really good reason not to. I like to spend most of my time surrounded by books: I work at the library and spend a lot of time at 2nd and Charles. Sooooo...anyway, I guess I'm just going to post things I like on here. That will mostly fall into the categories of anime, cosplay, love, sex, books, poetry, makeup, music, quotes, food, theatre, Disney, vodka, culture, animals, comics, funny stuff, just weird/ bizarre oddities, and just things that make me happy/ feel good in general or things that I just find interesting. Also, If you would like to follow my poetry blog that would mean so much to me too. You can find it at alysiavanlooypoetry.tumblr.com

[nondualreality]

You were the one that I wanted to feel the earth rotate with.

Shinji Moon (via notjustinspirationalquotes)

[sassahi]

au where everything is black and white until you meet your soulmate

[sassahi]

ADDITIONALLY: when your soulmate dies, the world goes back to black and white

[oooarchive]

THAT’S HORRIBLE i love it

[hopefulartandwriting]

No but can you imagine having a normal day at work or running errands but then everything suddenly goes black and white.

[elizabethismms]

LEAVE MY LIFE

[thelatestkate]

July 2019 Illustrations  ヽ(• ‿•)ノ

[lesbianrey]

good job everyone

[jturn]

we’re doing great guys keep it up

[rowdyholtzy]

Society: Capitalism and the free market is great because it lets customers CHOOSE who’s the best company and then that company makes all the money while lesser companies have to improve or die.

Millenials: *boycott companies that benefit off exploitation of people and natural resources*

Society: WAIT NO NOT LIKE THAT

[patrickat]

Conservatives: Let the free market decide!

Millenials:

[vegannerdgirl]

I love how “psychologically scarred” is in quotations lol

[gold-kushkloudz]

[cwote]

Do the things that make you feel like YOU.

Inspired by @transboysunited xoxo

[keybladesoras]

PAPA STEVE!

[carnival-phantasm]

Y'all better be going to bed at a reasonable time, don’t make me tuck you in and kiss you goodnight

[wyrmmaster]

don’t threaten me with a good time

[carnival-phantasm]

Last warning before I sing you a lullaby, fucker

[chessys]

i lived thru low rise jeans come at me world

[sheabutterbitch]

I am so much of the woman I’ve always wanted to be

[vanloopy]

Millennials and Gen Z- “basic human rights would be nice...”

Old people- “see imma stop you right there with your unrealistic utopian ideals.”

[buttonpoetry]

From Blythe Baird’s book, IF MY BODY COULD SPEAK.

[petapeta]

[kthrynhahn]

How do I know what I like? You just try things on, until you find something that feels like you. Like me? Yeah. Not Hopper. Not Mike. You.

[tortellinigirl]

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

[cerusee]

“Some time ago, I was having lunch with a group of friends—four men, one woman, and me. I’ve known most of the group for five or six years. We were talking about shared past experiences when one of the men mentioned that he missed Larry. “Gotta like a man who can make a good cup of coffee,” he said. “No, I don’t,” I blurted out, and described how that man knew precisely where the lines of “inappropriate” behavior were drawn, and had spent the last couple of years nudging those lines whenever he came across a woman he considered “available.” I mentioned he’d been called out for failing to heed polite turn-downs, that he got offended when the turn-down became less polite. I mentioned how women who weren’t even the focus of his attention breathed a sigh of relief when he left the room. None of the men discounted my experience or my descriptions. But every one of them said they hadn’t seen or noticed anything like that. I do want to be clear that their responses were not in the spirit, tone, or words of dismissal. Instead, they were genuinely puzzled that their observations had missed something they assumed would be obvious. One said he felt bad he hadn’t realized what was going on. So I pushed the issue. Without explaining what I was going to do, I got up and stood behind one of the men. I put my hands on his shoulders, then stretched my fingers as far down his chest as possible while still seeming to give a platonic shoulder rub. I pulled him back against my chest, digging my fingers in when he resisted. That action alone let him know I acknowledged he didn’t want me to be pulling on and touching him, and I didn’t care. “You look so tense,” I said in a nice, soft voice. Not sexy, not husky, but more intimate than standard conversation. Not intimate enough to be “inappropriate,” though. “You just let me give you a rub and I’ll make you feel better. I can tell you need that.” Then, while he say immobile with surprise, I leaned past him to pick up his coffee cup, keeping my chest close to his face and my other hand firmly on his shoulder. To the others, it likely looked as if I was just resting my hand there. That man, though, could feel the pressure I exerted to keep him pressed close to me. He would have had to make an obvious, rude-looking push to get away. “I’ll get you some more coffee, too. You just let me take care of that.” I gave the man a sweet smile in answer to his shocked stare, then returned to my seat, put my napkin back on my lap, and said, “That’s what Larry does.” The man I’d touched totally understood in that moment. He’d experienced how it felt—even at the hands of a friend—to have your personal boundaries violated and your “polite” signals of resistance ignored. The other men had that slack expression that comes when surprising facts suddenly jolt long-held assumptions. “Creepy” was uttered, as was “awful” and “scary”. Their words held a tone of… almost fear? As if they were suddenly running through all sorts of past interactions in search of similar behaviors, and finding some. *Now they are able to see it.*”

— - Blair MacGregor, “Seeing is Understanding” (via geardrops)

[bunney]

*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!

[blonded004]

[kyliesparks27-deactivated201810]

I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots

[imericschneider]

McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.

[stevetomjohn]

My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home

She named her daughter after a road sign

a road sign

[characterlimit]

[proletarianprincess]

there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE

[carpegin]

“47 month old”

[dragongirltitties]

this is my four year old rayman origins

[jennytrout]

“Who’s doing your surgery?”

“Dr. Rayman Origins.”

[rustydanger]

THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!

[amari-skies-deactivated20190610]

i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”

the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”

[mudskipmcqueen]

My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”

[suicunesrider]

Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit

[allmenarerapists]

Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:

Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)

All real

[the-epitome-of-sophistication-d]

This shit is hilarious

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

@kaiiwooo

[kaiiwooo-deactivated20180323]

I can’t

[onlyblackgirl]

47 month old.

[bando--grand-scamyon]

Nayvie….. Bish whet????

[i-sucked-dick-on-accident-deact]

this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names 

[xoverlyxclusivex]

47 month old.

[crimeshetyped]

I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️

[mesaymeep]

Treyton lls, I’m dying…

[bird-mom]

I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…

[yourlocalsadbean-deactivated201]

47 month old

[nugret]

47 month old

[technicolortessi]

Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.

[anthony-carmelo-deactivated2017]

<b>47 month old<b/>

[validuskong-deactivated20170416]

47 month old.

[fishy]

Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???

[bbcwhereareyou]

I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?

Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.

[tsg2k15]

47 month old tho

[unfriendly-black-redhead]

One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????

[ladyfabulous]

OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!

[slytherenne]

[amusewithaview]

I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.

[aniseandspearmint]

for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.

I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina. 

Latrina.

(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)

[lightningparadox]

What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’

[natural--blues]

Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina  Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.

[b-morevony]

Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.

[stebenooniberse]

4 7 M O N T H O L D

[lumberjackprincess]

I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese

[aquarius-heauxx]

Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂

[hey-its-scar]

[books-and-cookies]

47 month old

[gay-zelda-deactivated20201208]

Congrats to you for getting throught this post

[huffylemon]

Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan

[queseraawesome]

This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith

Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.

[thealienssayhello-deactivated20]

Ok so im gonna add to this already long post so saddle up bitches. I have an abundance of white, blonde, blue eyed cousins so of course there’s gonna be some weird names. The oddest I’ve heard are Kynslee, Bralynn, Brentleigh, Mayven, Kade, and Kyleigh

[feyre-fireheart-cursebreaker]

My friend’s granddaughter is named M'Kaelah, and her little brother will be named Traidynne.

[tygermama]

as a white woman I think we need to stop letting white people name their kids dumb shit

[ashacrone]

At least I have the excuse that my mom was recovering from a C-section and they asked her to spell my name. All my legal stuff is with the common spelling, too, 🤣

[afishtrap]

In line at the grocery store. A little girl (idk, maybe… like… 47 MONTHS old) was running around. Her mom waves for her daughter’s attention, calling, “Ampersand! Ampersand, come over here with Mommy.”

I go, “Uh, your kid is named Ampersand?”

Mom beams. She’s all, “oh, I’ve always thought it has the loveliest sound.”

I probably looked like I’d just gargled with grapefruit and WD-40 but okay. Sure, lady. Now this post has me wondering if all along the (white, blonde) kid’s name was actually spelled Aimpyrsyaend.

[zjofierose]

my college class president was Celestial Starr Bybee (Utah’s got a lock on Worst White Baby Names,but at least its spellable, i guess?), and i had a friend named Kisty. but the worst i ever heard was when i was in a greyhound station somewhere in arizona and there was a late teens goth/juggalo couple (this would have been like, early 2000s) and their precious not-quite-47-month-old toddler, who they had apparently named “Purgatory”.

[vanloopy]

47 MoNTh oLd