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me and you, just us two

[swarnpert]

*right clicks on you*

[swarnpert]

*views your properties*

[gummiehell]

[goth-queen]

[fat-von-d]

pinky promise? 🥺

[armandology]

rice is like a best friend and a lover to me

[intj-greenwords]

I love English

[fungalfaggot]

self-care phrases to boost your confidence

this shit ain't nothin to me man

I'll fucking kill you

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[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[sacred-portal]

[fishcrow]

You will suffer the curse of caw!

Share if you care to spread the curse even further! 

[toastyglow]

new one

[feminist-space]

Going to merge with these two

[moniquill]

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! your body has kept the score.

[willgrahamscock]

⚠︎ ! hospital ⚠︎ !

[kosmogrl]

december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good december will be good

[srdcovka]

and shockingly tumblr perserveres

[ouroborosorder]

*giggling and kicking my feet like a cartoon schoolgirl with a crush* ehehehhehehe i have friends and they like me. ehehehehe

[pragnificent]

This is Money Snake. She only appears every 312 years. 

If you reblog her picture within the next twenty-five seconds you will have good luck and fortune for the rest of your life. 

[thingsamylikes]

I reblogged her late last year and my 2024 has been very satisfying work-wise and (secure enough to not stress out) money-wise so far. Money Snake is wise and good.

[inquisitor-runa]

🤷🏻‍♀️

[apollos-boyfriend]

just overheard my dad on the phone going “yeah, i’d be more than happy to buy her daughter off of you, how much would you be willing to trade her for?” and got Very Worried for a second before remembering that he manages dairy farms for a living. surely there’s gotta be a better way to word that man

[apollos-boyfriend]

[boymiffy]

letting go is so easy until you’re folding your laundry or cooking or walking home at dusk or lying in bed trying to sleep or stuck at a party you didn’t really want to go to or or or