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kaidanalenkogf

todaysbird

today’s bird: this Taiwan blue magpie

mind-if-i-scream

I’m sorry, I just love how you’re pointing at him and he’s looking at you like he wants to fight

coochiefart

Why’s he wearing jeans

lavenderek

jird

ocfos

vergak

Holding her like a talisman

I had to

it’s jeff! infinity comic #8

kazieka

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

kazieka

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

kazieka

issue: the kittens are still trying to learn words. gus knows his name and daisy knows hers, but they don’t seem to quite grasp that when I say “babies!” im referring to both of them.

hypothesis: “babies” is too similar to “daisy” and they’re getting confused

test: start saying “gamers” instead

Outcome: they’re understanding it and it’s hysterically funny

kazieka

me, calling down the hall from stirring a can of cat food: LET’S GO, GAMERS

the kittens:

k-holed

Hm I see. I kind of need to hold these or I’ll die.

airbenderedacted

yuckyrat-deactivated20200413

I just remembered that when I was like 6 I had a dream where I heard a very tiny “hello!” and I looked and it was this tiny white puffball and it looked like this

samophillia

that was god

funnypeopletwitter

Ok the guy with the net fucking killed me, I’m sure my neighbors heard me laughing.

yurious-george

School shootings. They don’t want you to hide guns.

dawnbutterfly

This is where we are, folks. We’ve come to the point where they’re demanding that children carry all of their school supplies in hand so that they don’t have to do anything about the gun violence problem in this shithole of a country.

sapper-in-the-wire-old

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: the earth is flat

german artilleryman in 1916, who barely washes his own ass: I need to account for the curvature and rotation of the earth when plotting my firing plans

sapper-in-the-wire-old

people today with access to more raw information than any other period: I won’t wear a cloth mask to stop a respiratory disease because a radio show host told me it makes you an emasculated cuck to follow scientific guidelines, and by god I need to eat at this shitty American fast food restaurant *dies a preventable, slow and painful death*

German plague doctor in 1646, who absolutely did not wash his ass: I will cover my eyes, my mouth, and mask the scents that I smell, I will coat my clothing in wax and examine patients from afar with a stick. I know not how the plague is spread, but if I block every transmission route, I can save myself and stave off the chance of being infected *does not die despite being knee deep in a vastly more contagious and hyperlethal disease*

pitbolshevik

i love the phalloplasty subreddit because the comments are all just trans guys being like "bro!!!! nice cock!"

pitbolshevik

im not exaggerating at all btw

mrspider-deactivated20221213

havig to piss really brings out the five nights at freddys animatronic in people shakin and rattlin the door like youre gonna put my gay ass in a contraption