Various Disgruntled Cats

[important-cat-pics]

[rickybabyboy]

world strongest

[dogpuppy]

[advanced-passenger-train]

[bruzum]

[infectiouspiss]

i love being able to make gifs. look at quark.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

op I actually hate that this is a gif because I want to hear The Noises

[infectiouspiss]

she does this silently for some reason, you may think she screams but no, silence

[mathew]

[pangur-and-grim]

alright so Pangur got her claw stuck while rolling over in bed, and then just GAVE UP, which led to her being horizontally flattened in a way that gives her impossible girth and...... I'll share, but just know that it's an optical illusion. please. I swear to god she's a healthy weight. I mean, a little chubby, but not like this.

[pangur-and-grim]

here

[pangur-and-grim]

so for some reason you have all crucified her

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[pangur-and-grim]

good news, everyone! I found a second photo of the incident

[despazito]

His little pony...

[amygdalae]

Only good tiktoker is that cat w the big wide head that sits with its elbow up on the table with a stern grouchy expression and a drink

[amygdalae]

[cat-faces]

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[pangur-and-grim]

.......I fucked up so bad.

I've been teaching Belphie not to jump on Pangur, cause she's old and arthritic and doesn't like it. and as part of my "training", I've been giving him a treat every times he stops his evil actions and trots over to me.

I thought I was training him to come when called. in actuality, I've been training him to bite Pangur. so now he'll jump on her, chew her ear, and then make bird-of-prey eye contact with me from across the room. and the worst thing is I'VE ALSO BEEN GIVING PANGUR A TREAT EACH TIME (so she doesn't feel left out). which means that she'll whimper pathetically from Belphie biting her, and then also make intense eye contact with me, because she's been conditioned to expect treats afterward.

I have accidentally made the most fucked up dynamic possible with both of these cats.

[pangur-and-grim]

literally trained them both to perform seasons greasons. this is horrible

[yellbug]

telling my cat to stop licking trash using the following bank of adventure game protagonist voice lines:

that's not for kitties

kitties can't use that

i don't think so. not for kitties, I guess.

heh... no way... that's not for kitties

huh? kitties can't use that...

kitties won't be able to use that

[littlemissminu]

hmm i will maybe touch you but i am not committed

[littlemissminu]

Full Metal Touch You Bitch

[istherewifiinhell]

[ID: 1. A cat sitting close to their person on a couch, one paw reaching out to touch the humans leg. 2. Now two paws touching. END]

[blignick]

[willabee]

I made a wmv (willabee music video) please enjoy

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[himynameisemail]

[circumgutter]

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

ok i regret not unmuting this earlier

[6qubed]

the wailing phantom