Rambling Fists

How the hell did you get here?

[vomitdodger]

Based

[skulki-d]

It also makes the rest of the room more useful. Multiple small spaces are less accommodating than large spaces.

[susanoos-wife]

[mockva]

Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught

[mexicain-sans-frontiers-v2]

[the-davest-of-uncles]

*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish

[beardedmrbean]

oh this is pathetic

[emmaubler]

[twinflamedreams]

Okay, in all fairness, while i dont like the entitled “give me free stuff just cause i make videos like everybody else” types

I would highlight this part.

“ The incident, which occurred after the influencer was invited for a promotional meal“

Sooooo they invited her for a free meal then decided fuck you pay me you’re not famous enough despite the fact we invited you for a promotional meal knowing ahead of time who you were.

Thats on the restaurant. Seems scammy almost like the ones on dating apps pretending to be dates just to get people to show up and wait knowing they will order something.

Inviting “influencers” in then pretending no never mind you’re not good enough, pay us.

[duckmeat-woohoo]

Frieren pays respect to a hot dog hero Bless James Sinegal for threatening the CEO who suggested raising the price of the Costco hot dog, may his legacy stand true for the ages

[tributary]

not all fascists are nazis. how quickly you forget mussolini, franco, and Cartoon Character You Don’t Like

[ellebastonart]

Can I offer you some middle-aged mustachioed men in this trying time?

When I tell y'all I screamed at that Pizza Tower reveal

[kleinne10]

another really rough wip, nothing else to say.

[maykitz]

just remembered the bad ending in heavy rain where, if you failed to save his stupid gay son, the dad would be standing by the old grave of his first son and the fresh grave of his second son, and the pixie cut brunette would be like "aw well life goes on, let's just have a new baby boy :) i'll wait in the car" and he's like ok and shoots himself in the head. masterpiece

[maykitz]

entirely reasonable reaction to encountering david cage writing for women

[thathomestar]

[anarchopuppy]

Here's uBlock Origin's official guide to bypassing youtube's anti-adblock popups, updated weekly. Please share widely. Don't reward google for their predatory anti-consumer bullshit

[powerviolencebutch]

Hardcore Costanza mood board

[irreparableinnocence]

Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

[spaghettibastard]

*robocop activates sandevistan*

[cooltrash95]

based on a prompt to create the female version of the Eltingville Club

Aggie: butts heads with Billie

Billie: generally the leader of the group

Gwen: has never wanted to be leader but does want to be a trophy wife

Liz: flip flops between being second in command and an irritant

[demilypyro]

Ok, Ok. This is the last Fallout ask for a while, I swear. But what's your opinion on Veronica Santangelo? You may be able to guess how I feel lmfao.

I remember really liking her when I was younger but later on I found it a bit disappointing that her character begins and ends with her relationship to the brotherhood. She's one of few canon gay characters (who aren't just playersexual like everyone in fallout 4) in the series and she has a canon girlfriend *who we meet in the DLC* but the game never lets us mention that we know both of them to the other or really engage with her feelings, it's really weird and a bit immersion breaking. She's very charming to me but I feel like she's held back a little by the time she was created in.

[vect-machine]

If I recall, it's because aside from the fact that calling in Felicia Day to record extra dialog would be a hassle, actively altering main game content is also extraordinarily difficult (especially for the engine). The thing where you can give her a message from Elijah was something that was already in the base game.

[hughmunculus]

"I'm going to play Dark Urge, I'm going to play a Drow, I'm going to play a Half Elf Cleric of Selune-" No. I grow tired of filling Faerun with hotties and encouraging my party's fatherless behavior.

To remedy this I have made Your Dad, the ultimate 1:1 replica of the average New Jersey father to save the realm and put a stop to my party's sad, horny business.

And before you can even ask "oh what is the Guardian Your Mom or something" of fucking course she is you fool

[tiktokmuseum]

howdy!

edit: of course they said howdy back!

[kaiyotih-deactivated20210901]

its payment for every weeb who goes to japan and thinks anime is real

[imsopopfly]

Actual encounters I had while in Japan:

- the exact one in the video multiple times

-a little old lady who literally followed me for two blocks excitedly babbling about how she had never seen anyone with such big boobs in her entire life and did not think anything over a d cup was actually a thing that existed and did all Americans have big boobs? And if so how did we find bras that fit? I was of course uncomfortable talking about my boobs with an absolute stranger so I did my best to pretend I didn’t understand Japanese very well. This only encouraged her to start MIMING her words while she spoke.

- a cultist who explained to me in broken English that George Washington had secretly been a member of her cult and that’s why I should totally join it (the cult in question was founded less than forty years ago and believes this one lady in Korea is the second coming of Jesus)

-a man who absolutely lost it and went positively giddy with excitement when he found out I was from Texas, proceeded to ask me many questions about Texas in surprisingly good English

-a fellow student who, upon hearing me mention that I had tried natto and enjoyed it, immediately assumed I didn’t have a very good grasp of Japanese and patiently explained to me that “suki” was not in fact the word for “hate”

-a lady who got excited and started talking to me way above my comprehension level in Japanese when she saw I had been reading the information plaques in a local museum with few problems. I managed to communicate to her that I was an exchange student but honestly I did not catch most of that conversation

-a terrifying phone call where I had to convey to a guy who spoke no English that I had seen his missing cat

[rynxmusic-deactivated20220918]

this tiktok creator has a lot of great and funny stories abt his time in japan but my absolute favorite hsi him detailing a time he was standing outside at night eating spagetti and a very drunk japanese man saw him, stopped in place, held his eyelids fully open and said something to the degree of "me american, me like spaghetti" and then walked off

[cheshireinthemiddle]

*Middle school girls who thought foreigners were hot, following me home for 3 blocks. They yelled at me in Japanese and I pretended that I didnt understand them (i ran to try and lose them. Thankfully it worked.

*A cashier who, despite me speaking to her in perfect Japanese, decided that I couldnt understand enough Japanese to figure out that she wanted to ask if I wanted a bag for my food. So she made a ton of hand gestures and used google translate.

*A man who caught me on my lunch break to ask me a bunch of stereotype-based questions like "have you been to prison?", "can you rap?", "do you like fried chicken?" Because he honestly thought this was a good way to connect with black americans.

*Me, writing in what little kanji I know (i focus on hiragana and katakana) and schoolchildren thinking I made it up because they had not learned those kanji in school yet.

*Me singing Gurenge (kimetsu no yaiba opening) and a bunch of kids asking if I was half Japanese, despite not looking Japanese.

*Roughly 25% of Japanese people that I eat with being absolutely floored that a non-asian like myself knew how to eat with chopsticks.

*Catching people who assume I cant understand them, mocking me in Japanese for...being a foreigner.

*A Japanese man in a cowboy hat, spurs, and just complete stereotypical cowboy attire (but having never been to the US) running up to me and squealing because I was the first american he had ever met.

*Explaining to a neighbor that violent gangs still exist in the US, and that most of them weren't like The Godfather.

*Explaining that the US is not just one big Texas, New York City, or Las Vegas. I was legitimately called a liar by people who had only been to one of these places and no where else in the US.

*People absolutely speechless at my great Japanese pronunciation skills. And even more disbelief because I got a ton of it from anime.

*People wanted so badly to try out their english on me, and seeing if I understand them. And I would feel bad if I ignored them.

[yourtoradorasextendedwarranty]

The Japanese's understanding of the US is, Westerns, Action Films and not much else.

Soooooooo They probably think we have gun fights all day the same way weebs think Isekai Truck Kun is waiting behind every light post.

[unsolids-your-snake]

Honestly I adore the wack ass cultural exchange between Japan and the US. We both have weebs and the enthusiasm is just. Magnificent. And most of the apeshit stuff said out of ignorance is very, very funny.