hayden_quiche

I watch movies sometimes https://www.instagram.com/hayden_quiche?igsh=OGV4ZG1sc2t2aWx5&utm_source=qr https://boxd.it/8iATZ

[pixiecaps]

like and rb to cause another abortion

[wakingfromthewater]

Tumblrites, the hour has come for us to practice one of our most sacred rituals.

Likes to charge, reblogs to cast.

[vemlahbomaxwell]

ACAB also stands for A Cute Amazing Baby if anyone asks

[is-this-fascism]

hot take but i think cars should be required to have communication radios just like big semi trucks. we should all be able to talk to each other on the road. not bc this would help in any way but because i want it to sound like a counterstrike lobby every time i drive somewgere

[vemlahbomaxwell]

I'd love for everyone else on the road to have the same experience that my passengers do when I say shit like "LOOK AT THIS PENIS MAN. THIS MAN IS AN ENTIRE PENIS," after the guy in front of me forgets to use their turn signal

[moleshow]

[vemlahbomaxwell]

The only bad thing about it finally being Fall is that my local coffee shop stopped making their lemon bars to make room for their Fall menu and now I can't get a lemon bar whenever I'm feeling especially bisexual

[vemlahbomaxwell]

Baby Nietzsche in couples therapy: my wife is meaningwess

[secundus-cinaedus]

go ahead, buy a house

[tuxankhamun]

street road

[vemlahbomaxwell]

This is in PA I'm going there on my sex road trip

[guerrillatech]

[segamascott]

like to charge reblog to cast obviously

[vemlahbomaxwell]

People keep staring at me and and I keep forgetting I look like this

[vemlahbomaxwell]

Jar jar scrut

[ozempicofficial]

[vemlahbomaxwell]

This works I’ve tried it

[vemlahbomaxwell]

Me if you care

[vemlahbomaxwell]

I can’t do instagram reels anymore man half my feed is antisemitism and the other half is jewish

[9pointflower]

[vemlahbomaxwell]

Reading this not as if I’ve seen something worthy of jacking off to, but as if someone is trying to rush me out the door and I need to get some business sorted first

[vemlahbomaxwell]

And now the long awaited sequel to “Slut Me Out” by NLE Choppa: “Slut Me Out 2: Slut My Life In2 Pieces”

[vemlahbomaxwell]

Why is there already Slut Me Out 2

Big missed opportunity from NLE Choppa

[vemlahbomaxwell]

ska band called rubber baby buggy bumpers

[vemlahbomaxwell]

And now the long awaited sequel to “Slut Me Out” by NLE Choppa: “Slut Me Out 2: Slut My Life In2 Pieces”