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getting topped by a vegan call that plant based meat
getting topped by a leftist call that based meat
call that plant
just spent like 20 minutes typing up a post to intervene in an idiotic political discussion that's going viral on here but like.
why. why would I do that. who would that benefit
deleting this app instead
Tumblr sent me a special email just to make sure I saw this picture of a dragon jacking off
finally this website is starting to work properly
remember when we were free? when we could run in the fields and feel the wind in our hair? i miss that too.
this is the end folks
i know people will say its not perfect and etc etc but the point isn't how convincing it is now, its how fast it evolved to this point. imperfections will be ironed out and the internet the internet is a warzone
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Also the question isn’t “is it perfect”
The question is “could you spot one of these videos if you didn’t know it was AI and were just mindlessly scrolling through Tumblr/Twitter/Instagram”
Or “if you suspected it was AI, could you prove it? Would you take the time to prove it?”
Or even if you would know it was fake, how many much more gullible people wouldn’t even think to check?
It doesn’t have to be perfect. If a fake image or video is good enough to fool 75% of casual internet users who don’t have the time or inclination to look closely, it won’t matter if the remaining 25% scream from the rooftops that it’s fake.
How many fake screenshots do you see circulating on Tumblr on a daily basis? How many people still fall for Babylon Bee headlines as if they were real (and they ANNOUNCE that they are satire)?
Be very, VERY careful when sharing images and video that seem to show something shocking or that confirm your own assumptions.
If you can’t verify it, don’t share it.
Joker disease is a degenerative brain disorder which is characterised by an increased incidence of violent and bizarre behaviour.
*about to go down on my beautiful wife* wait. honey. is this just tabasco on your penis&ball. no no no no sweetie. i love you so much and im glad u know i love spicy. but babe this is just heat by itself. theres no flavor profile. its alright sweetie. i aplreciate it. but i need heat AND flavor. hold on let me go grab some of my sriracha . or maybe weve got some red pepper flakes kicking around
"umm I hope you guys know orcs would kill you if you tried to fuck them" whaaat holy shit man orcs are typically depicted as chaotic evil savages? no waaay dude, this whole time I've been eroticizing the monstrous as a deliberate critique of the racist and ableist undertones in the classical orc archetype, when I should have simply realized that elements of popular fiction are objective absolutes that can't be reexamined or remixed through the cultural lens of the ever-shifting presentttttt
people who don't wear glasses are so weird like you just wake up and your eyes are pussy fresh??
thats not the word I meant to use
None of these words are in the bible.
au contraire, mon ami
dont weird pussy, that's woke stale. penis absolute.
This tweet had me absolutely flabbergasted twice because I read this and I was like "Dame Aylin? The tall, blonde, supermodel demigoddess? How is she at all outside of the beauty standard? This is stupid" and then I scrolled down and there were a hundred replies by straight dudes who were calling her ugly and talking about anime women they prefer
Two and a half years ago now, I made a 60 second video briefly discussing the lack of variety of body-types in female characters, and I made what I thought was a very gentle and restrained argument. I showed some pictures of Olympic-level female athletes and said "hey, if you're designing physically powerful characters, maybe this is a better reference point to start from than supermodels."
It went... unpleasantly viral, and still to this day it gets a dozen to a hundred comments per day, depending on how much the algorithm is pushing it. And they go basically like this:
Hundreds and hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of comments like this, completely non-stop. I've removed the most heinous bigotry from the screenshots here (transphobia, racism, violent misogyny, etc), but they are all the same two or three arguments, the same thought-terminating clichés, regurgitated on auto-pilot, forever.
I think it's easy to underestimate just how deeply brain-poisoned culture is by the beauty standards that are pushed on us. There is this reflexive and instant disgust response in so many people at the mere suggestion that anything other than the beauty ideal could possibly be desirable. And it is disgust, because nothing else can produce such amounts of venom and moral judgment so fast.
The women that these people are all so offended by look like this, by the way:
From the photo collection Athlete by Howard Schatz, 2002
I thought was making a mild, inoffensive, milquetoast suggestion in my video. I wrote it thinking "okay, what's the broadest, most mainstream acceptable, gentlest, most non-controversial version of this argument I can make?"
But it turns out there is no gentle version of that argument you can make. The suggestion that women in particular could or should be anything other than idealized objects of beauty is a form of totalizing violence, an obscenity, to the sensibilities of a distressing number of people.
quick are you mythologizing sex again? are you making it seem like a special category of human behavior rather than just a thing people do? are you forgetting that it can be silly or fun or simply pedestrian? are you forgetting that it requires conversation and negotiation just like every other human activity that involves other people?
things that are extremely normal to say and do not kill the mood or remove the romance or anything:
hey do you want to have sex tonight/tomorrow/later this week?
would you like it if I say x during sex?
do you want to put on some music?
hold on, let me look up how to tie that knot again.
can we change positions? this one isn't great for my back/arm/whatever.
I don't want to put on like 2014 Sex Positive Educator Voice but like I promise it's not that special or scary and you don't have to completely change your behavior to have sex, it's normal and healthy to talk about it and negotiate and figure things out as you go. and when I see people say things like "I feel like it would be weird to stop and put on music/adjust positions/etc" I feel like that's part of mythologizing sex? like there's not some magical mood that you will ruin by speaking up or making some adjustments or setting something up. it's okay I swear.
oh world wide web we're really in it now
I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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