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My name is Venna The title of my blog tells you everything you need to know about me Instagram: @vennabean

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[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

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[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

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[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

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[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

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[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[theoldandinactive]

I CAN’T

B R E A T H E

XD

[lonely-roads-at-midnight]

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

[bblackwwood]

@dappervenom thought you’d like this

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

Black guys have a different type of sawce

[archivesmuseum]

And his laces came untied lol

[adls-xxx]

I just love it 😍

[hilarious-nefarious]

Source

[cunningcelt]

This is bloody genius

[pomegranateandivy-deactivated20]

Okay, you people have no right to make me cry in public like this. This is the most heart warming shit I’ve read all December

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

Reposting because the whole Santa concept is Hermes AF and so is this amazing parenting

[razziecat]

AWESOME.

[vennabean]

PURPLE. JAY. LENO.

[deansurvived]

Proof of Time Travel

Could time travel exist? Some people believe so. Look at these images and see what you think.

1. The Chinese Swiss Watch. Back in 2008, a 400 year old tomb was opened. Archaeologists were shocked to discover this small watch among the artifacts. The back of the watch is engraved with the word “Swiss”. They have no explanation of how this modern watch came to be in an unopened 400 year old tomb.

2. Charlie Chaplin Cell Phone. Viewers watching the extras section of the 1928 Charlie Chaplin film “The Circus” noted this person seemed to be talking on a cell phone. Others have claimed it was an ear trumpet, a horned device used to help those who were hard of hearing to hear. If that’s true, skeptics argue, who would she be talking to? Why is she laughing and talking if no one is there to hear but herself?

3. 1940s Hipster. This picture was taken at a small opening event in 1941.Time travel enthusiasts were quick to point out how this man stood out. He appears to be wearing a hooded sweatshirt and printed t-shirt, and holding a modern camera.

4. Rudolph Fentz. Rudolph apparently vanished without a trace in 1876. That alone wouldn’t be enough to constitute time travel, except that he turned up again…in the 1950s. Fentz allegedly materialized in a New York street, where he was struck by a car and died. Police were baffled as to what happened, especially when they found his pockets to only hold currency from the 1800s.

5. The Man in the Book. A couple was perusing an old book store when they happened across a book with this photograph included. It shows a group from 1917, but this man sticks out. His hair is disheveled and his clothing doesn’t fit in with the time period. Also note how the man beside him his staring at him, as though he too is aware of the strangeness.

[theeggrick-deactivated20210827]

I AM SUCH A SLUT FOR THIS

[silvermoonlight-gj-deactivated2]

You missed the best one! The Abydos Helicopter

[latinagabi]

This scares the shit out of me

[betaruga]

Now this is a conspiracy theory I can get behind

[rcmclachlan]

I’m not one for conspiracy theories, but I’m here for this.

[gecsplaining]

@antipodean-beauty TIME TRAVEL IS REAL

[keybladesoras]

#He says # As he posts pics of himself working out # growing the Kenobi beard # and looking like he bounced off the #Revenge of the Sith set in 2005.

[neverthere12345]

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

why does wiggly sword exist? What are they good for?

Skill: Shows off the blacksmiths massive horse cock. In a time before modern machinery some crazy Germans and Swiss hammered beyond natural human limit. They probably did it as a meme then realised it was actually useful as a weapon. Sharpening a wavy blade would have been a nightmare.

Functional: Good for duelling sword vs sword. A traditional sword allows you to slide off an enemies blade if your swords clash, because the blade is straight. The waves in a flamberg blade creates vibrations which hurts the opponents hands, that doesn’t sound like much but it gives you an advantage. Very useful for parrying since the enemies sword will strike, then the blade gets stuck on your wavy blade or they pull away from the impact shock. Either way you will have an opening to attack. Also the waves cut much deeper similar to a serrated knife. If you got cut once by this blade, you would not be able to stitch your wound shut, you are pretty much sliced bread.Aesthetic: Someone challenges you to a duel, while they unsheathe their boring longsword, you unwrap your wiggly sword. They immediately apologize and run because you are rich enough to afford a wiggly sword and probably have multiple wenches giving you ankle parchments.

[ka1ju]

possibly my favourite scene from anything ever

[vvexpyke]

ok what the hell is the x files

[universal-invariants]

this show has won awards

[babyanimalgifs]

[vennabean]

“You’re gonna hurt yourself”

“Mrrooow” (Translation: stop telling me what to do mom)

[adonischildsupportcase]

[onlyblackgirl]

Honestly everyone on Instagram can go homemade Will Smith is all that matters now.

[queenstravelingdarling]

“This feels stupid” 😂😂😂😂

[darkislovelyyyy]

He’s such a dad, ugh I love it

[femcassidy]

modern au star wars. rey, poe and finn all live in a one bedroom apartment with poe’s corgi. rey doesn’t have a social security number. leia signed the lease so poe would stop sleeping on her couch. hux is kylo’s manager at the gamestop

[femcassidy]

han and leia are divorced but have been living together anyway. luke lives on a ranch in the middle of nowhere in arizona and they used to visit him every christmas but eventually leia got tired of trying to figure out what “ok so there will be no signs at this point, but after three hours you’ll see a rock. turn there” means

[femcassidy]

luke and han are the exact opposite sides of the antigovernment spectrum, which becomes a problem after luke realises he really loves drones

[femcassidy]

luke was raised on the ranch by obiwan, who has technically been squatting there since the 60s

[femcassidy]

padme had a will but anakin just had a piece of paper that said he thought obiwan should have his dogs and also his sword collection

[femcassidy]

luke refuses to mail anything so when he wants leia to have something he just drives to california and puts the package on her porch. he has a really poor concept of what leia needs, could use or would like so half the time she opens these 20 year old boxes signed “LUKE, YOUR BROTHER” in fading pen to discover, like, a broken tv and a note that says “can han use this for anything?”

[thatsthat24]

So Rebellious, Out of Control 🛏

[cairgnorm]

[kingjaffejoffer]

Check out the zoom on a Nikon P900 camera. 

[reibeibei]

In love……

[vibesygal]

I remember when I had this camera and the zoom shots were the best shots

[tsoki]

I thought this was fucking fake but ?????

what in gods name ………. 

[miss-azura-deactivated20170724]

APPARENTLY THEY CAN ZOOM INTO SATURN TOO WITH THIS THING????

[scaliefox]

I thought it was going to be hilariously expensive, but oddly it’s only $600 (not much more than my Rebel T3 kit that was $450)

http://www.nikonusa.com/en/nikon-products/product/compact-digital-cameras/coolpix-p900.html

The lens is apparently equivalent to 2000mm telephoto.

[hzs-modblog]

What can the macro lens do?

[ghostymcspooky-blog]

WHAT THE FUCK

[krykky]

I have a Nikon Coolpix L820, and I use it to play voyeur with insects.

[lizthefangirl]

I GOT THAT COOLPIX TOO DAWG

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i’m buying this tomorrow

[jahmocha]

This is too much power for a single human being to wield….

[americanprophet]

if you haven’t seen john boyega’s impression of pinocchio you haven’t lived

[chinuplittlepup]

[swimthroughthefires]

Arguably one of my favorite lines of the ENTIRE SERIES.