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realfootage

evilvillain123456789

(perverse, predatory, manipulative voice) Hello

spaceboytoy

Hello bisexual community

spaceboytoy

Begin killing

tartrazeen

kidzbopdeathgrips

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

kidzbopdeathgrips

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

everyteenager4free1

airframeextender

pants around my ankles. puke everywhere---in my hair, all over the front of my shirt, in the hair on my legs, on my underwear. drying on my glasses. get the vacuum out. stumbling, pissing myself, one shoe missing. fucking faded off that madam

coughloop

Worlds oldest haunted house has passed away at the age of 207

coughloop

I think you have a fundamental misunderstanding of... maybe everything actually

downwithpeople

you and me are going to outlive this website. you and me are going to outlive everything. one day it will just be you and me

downwithpeople

some people have tagged this with their various favourite fictional characters or even worse, their friends and lovers. let me be crystal fucking clear. it’s going to be you. and me.

nekosaws

reblog this to be an annoying faggot at ur followers

friendshapedplant

[ID: Gif of Skitty from Pokemon. Its closed eyes flash for a second before wiggling its front paws, sending out wiggly lasers. The gif is captioned, "Annoying Faggot Beam." /End ID.]

fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202

hmm... *gets in evil bed and holds my evil stuffed animal* evil night.. *turns off my fucked up evil lamp*

unpeeled-human

not allowed to smoke with people anymore because every time i exhale its deathblight

unpeeled-human

contemptible-scoundrel

DEALER: this shits called "warrior's last stand," itll knock you on your ass feeling like youre fighting to the bitter end ME: whatever man Ive not a whisper of violence in my heart [TWO HOURS LATER] WELL-ENDOWED ELVISH SHAWTY WHO THOUGHT WE'D BE SMOKING ELVISH SLUTWEED: [reclining in a bean bag chair and impaling ants by flicking thumbtacks at them] IF I'M TO DIE TODAY I'LL TAKE ALL OF YOU WITH ME!!!

ME: [lying face down in the gravel, thoroughly convinced I've been shot in the stomach with grapeshot] i dount have much time left,, please let me suck yuor eartips just once... before I pass,.