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queenwhiskey

What food group is honey what the fuck is this stuff

violetvappy-deactivated20220306

Apparently its categorized as raw meat by the FDA, which is cursed information if I’ve ever seen it.

queenwhiskey

WHAT

veganmemesyearly

Y’all: Honey isn’t vegan because it comes from bees.

Me an intellectual: Honey isn’t vegan because it’s a raw meat.

murdershegoat

ok but is it called the french tuck because it’s french/parisian fashion or is it called the french tuck because it was popularised by tan france

murdershegoat

wxrchief-blog

I found this gem in the WeWillAlwaysSupportYouJustin tag on twitter.

hashtagloveloses

does john mulaney know that he is literally one of the only stand-up comedians to ever transcend traditional media and become a meme and social media icon or does he just live in his 1950s schoolboy bliss

hashtagloveloses

HE KNOWS NOW BECAUSE HIS WIFE MAKES FUN OF HIM WITH IT

the-blorbosphere

John Mulaney: the English major who never read Shakespeare

broadwaytheanimatedseries

he paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell to go read Jane Austin and then he didn’t

frankiemorga-deactivated2019082

And then he said he did, you know, like a liar

treygotguap

Girls will say they busy and be in their bed relaxin or sleep

melanin-majestic

Sounds busy to me

afloweroutofstone

saywhat-politics

“I find it revealing when people mock where I came from…” - Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

bob-belcher

umbrellasource

samsfenders

queer eye (1x02): saving sasquatch

mjalti

that’s easily a Jesus cameo

shadowhaert

my favorite thing about queer eye is just the abstract idea that if you don’t moisturize then 5 gay men are going to storm into your home and absolutely obliterate you on a personal level

ex0skeletal

Borzoi Puppy

lostangelssong

Hey @zero-alice

bears-official

#for some reason it has never occurred to me that this type of dog exists in a puppy state??#i guess i just assumed they emerged fully formed from mist and moonlight

realtaa

@mwuffie

fantasybeeismoving-deactivated2

you: the age of consent in japan is 13 me, an intellectual:

dirhwangdaseul-archived

if you see a person using that argument you kill them

ashtrayolsen

communistsloth-deactivated20220

xion1212-deactivated20190409

She’s ass fugly . Ben could do better lol😂

demisatyr

Buddy is this really the hill you’re willing to die on?

astrobro

IM….

elreyputo

We….

ask-bot

What’s the most simple thing you’ve ever had to explain to a fully competent adult?

welcomedhappiness

That you cannot fax money to someone.

kurumawer

Had someone accidentally fax us some paperwork. They then asked if we would fax it back due to the paperwork being confidential…

jungle-plastic

I have received a fax in an envelope. like… they took the documents, put em in an envelope, then faxed me a picture of the sealed envelope.

asoulgonesince2002

When I was a kid, I faxed my dad’s satellite office drawings of horses. I had watched my father send so many faxes that I had the process memorized. Except, for some reason I thought that I could fax things to grandma. I put in the numbers for the office every time, but was convinced that the faxes were going to grandma. I also didn’t think to inform my parents that I was doing this.

My dad visited the satellite office (three hour drive) one day and discovered their conference room white board absolutely covered in my drawings. The guys thought it was adorable that I sent drawings and letters to them, and didn’t tell my dad because they knew he’d stop me.