I haven't been keeping up with Lunar Phase SMP even remotely, like I've been showing up to Nom's streams long enough to maintain streak & bouncing 'cause my brain's not there at the moment, so I am only just now learning that The Problem fucking yanked bf!Nom into LPSMP for a minute the other day?????
& I just keep rewatching this clip of it, 'cause like. Wow. Transcripts of it on here were already something, but there's details in the exact delivery that just keep fuckin' murdering me?????
If I might make an attempt at capturing it...
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lp!Shauna: [lightly] Well well well...
[bf!Nom moves towards Shauna's voice, looking around & stopping at the edge of the building he's on]
bf!Nom: [shouting] WHO THE HELL ARE YOU?!
[lp!Shauna comes into view from behind base of building]
bf!Nom: [still shouting] HOW DID I GET HERE?!
lp!Shauna: [light, slightly dreamy tone] I made you.
[bf!Nom turns away from Shauna to look at the surrounding landscape]
bf!Nom: [shouting, a tinge of pained panic rising up over course of line] WHERE'S SCOTT?! & 4C & Katie?!
[bf!Nom turns back to lp!Shauna who is now standing closer, staring up at him]
lp!Shauna: [matter of factly] Dead.
[after a beat, bf!Nom pulls out mace & jumps off building to hit lp!Shauna]
lp!Shauna: [takes a step back just as bf!Nom is about to hit them, letting out a high pitched scream]
lp!Shauna: [starts a giggle, turning head to look back at bf!Nom]
[giggle is cut off as bf!Nom immediately hits them with fire aspect, knockback sword, lighting them on fire & sending them flying over the fence behind them]
bf!Nom: [with the tone of having reached a factual conclusion while hopping the fence, cycling between holding the sword & an empty fist] 'Kay. Well. Guess you're dyin'.
bf!Nom: [punches lp!Shauna with empty fist] WHERE AM I?! WHO ARE YOU?!
[lp!Shauna flies over edge of small cliff & out of sight from force of punches]
lp!Shauna: [vaguely annoyed] Oh my goooooooddddddd....
[bf!Nom runs after lp!Shauna, stopping as he sees them land in a body of water]
bf!Nom: [utterly bewildered, while turning around to look along the coast line] Where's Blue Kingdom at?
lp!Shauna: [light & matter of factly while bobbing in the water & looking up at bf!Nom] Oh, they all fell many many years ago now-
bf!Nom: [overlapping] Why do I feel like all my atoms are ripping apa-? AHP-!
cc!Nom: [short wheezing breathy laugh]
The Problem: Naaaaaah that guy had his time in the limelight, he's goooooooone.
The Problem: That guy really thought- I had to take him out of retirement. He was sailing on a ship in the afterlife.
The Problem: I decided to go back in time & nab him from his last possible place in the timeline.
The Problem: I'm sure that's fine.
Like. It's Shauna's delivery on everything they say. It's the absolute silence after they say Scott & 4C & Katie are dead, as bf!Nom pulls out the mace & attacks, & continues to attack with a sword after missing.
It's the loud blunt confusion of bf!Nom demanding an explanation, with just a hint of panic making it through the end of the first question, in that "you?!"
It's how "WHERE'S SCOTT?!" is mostly said in the same tone, a full chested shout, but at the end of Scott's name, the pained panic starts slipping in more, rising so it's fully evident by Katie's name, his voice gradually growing thinner as he says the names of his loved ones left behind.
It's also definitely the fact that he first demanded to know where Scott was, that there was a stop (perhaps not a full stop, but still definitely a stop of some sort) after Scott's name while "& 4C & Katie" was a full, fluid, tightly tied thought. I really debated how to capture that line, 'cause it's all pretty subtle. Like I think listing it all as one sentence isn't really incorrect, but gods, that partial stop after Scott compared to how there was none between 4c & Katie.
& it's how, if The Problem yanked bf!Nom from a ship in the afterlife, at the last possible moment in his timeline, then that means that when bf!Nom suddenly found himself no longer in the afterlife, the first person he expected to see was bf!Scott, the person he was still tied to via Guardian's Oath. & if he's not first seeing bf!Scott, then he's expecting to see bf!4C & bf!Katie.
If he's not in Death anymore, it's either because he's been returned to them moment before dying or it's because Scott found a way to bring him back home to him. If it wasn't Scott, it was his siblings. Blue Kingdom not being there is secondary.
If bf!Nom is no longer dead, then where are the people he loves?