[lookatthe-stars13]

i love the idea of young fanboy luca haas meeting ilya before getting drafted. like imagine his parents surprised him with a birthday trip to go to boston and watch a boston game in person. even better ilya signs his rozanov jersey

it’s also so fun to think about how ilya would find out

birthday party: ilya hosts a bday party and the theme is different eras of ilya, so luca decided to show up in the one boston rozanov jersey he owns (he brought it with him to ottawa because it’s just that special to him), he was hoping ilya wouldn’t notice the signature but he eventually does

shane: when shane moves to ottawa luca shyly asks for his autograph on some kind of hollander merch he owns and ilya asks why luca never asked for his autograph, so he reveals that he already got it years ago

sick: back when he’s a rookie luca gets sick, so ilya decides to check in on him since he wasn’t in practice and somehow stumbles upon the signed jersey in lucas room

picture: luca’s junior team/mother/someone from his past makes a post using a picture from the time luca and ilya met to celebrate ottawa winning the cup

[joannte]

That's the story for Luca

[joannte]

If it weren't for the fact that Bezzecchi's bad luck has been going on since Hungary, I'd think the steward from the Czech Republic had put a curse on him....

[max-whathappen]

"Formula 1 is a prestigious sport surrounded by glamour": mate the 2026 grid consists of;

a man who has had his multiple attempts at murder televised

a coeliac who skateboards everywhere

you know when life is already hard and then a blond european cunt with a backstory walks in? one of those

a giggly astrology girlie who almost accepted an offer to get a "massage" in Amsterdam on camera

Amy Santiago if she grew up on a farm

a man who once got a tube stuck up his nose and gets called a Good Boy on the daily

a 4 foot tall turbocharged misogynist

Horse Jesus who is also the ultimate omega

Tuna Fish Junior

a man with a mullet and a porn stache who regularly poses in the nude

a twelve-year old werewolf but his wolf form is a pomeranian

the world's oldest rookie soon to have nerve damage

Car Autism whose vocabulary consists mostly of "Um"

a lanky noodle man who looks like he plays the oboe

an accidental lesbian icon and professional WAG

the after photo in those hair loss ads

a better-dressed kardashian with a pokemon obsession

a PR officer's worst nightmare who openly admitted to stealing a credit card in a conference

un perrito traumatizado

Chris Hemsworth but if he were a really, really chill German dude

a man who barks in bed but also at his older team mate

an active track hazard

and they all have daddy issues

[obitelsofik]

mclaren boys hunting kimi

austrian gp 2026 (inspired by tons of edits of peak drone video clip)

[max-whathappen]

Norris 2025: disappointing weekend, disappointing race. that should never have happened. team orders are important. this is a championship fight. i could have pushed harder, fought more. next week we'll come back stronger, we'll dissect the onboards and see what went wrong. i can't afford to get distracted---i can't let the team down. the pressure is on. it's tough, but that's what you need to do to win it *cries*

Norris 2026: *kicks down door* what up party people? life is meaningless, do whatever the fuck you want! oh you want a McLaren win? delusional---delulu, even, as some might say (still gets p3). car's on fire? that's life i spose. must suck but honestly it's hilarious to watch. *makes popcorn over the brake fire* besides it won't matter once we're all dead lol. ladies?????? i hear grid gossip---oh i have to hear this! gotta tell Oscar aaaaaall about it later. better yet, let's just kidnap him actually. also i fucking love Oscar, did i say that yet? absolutely amazing driver. yeah Max is the best, sure, but i like Oscahhh

[piastrihub]

The moment from which came this photo

[joannte]

She's beautiful

[aaliyahsparrow]

“In The Locker”, Shane Hollander, Ilya Rozanov, & Scott Hunter [Hudson Williams, Connor Storrie, François Arnaud], Heated Rivalry [Promo Image]

Jan, 2026

Please do not repost to other sites without permission

[whewchilly]

[papaya-gremlins]

bro try harder please i’m begging

[alanaisalive]

The other night husband and I were watching a documentary about the yeti where they were doing DNA analysis of samples of supposed yeti fur, and every one of them came back as bears.

Anyway, the next night we watched a thing about some pig man who is supposed to live in Vermont. People said it had claws and a pig nose but walked upright like a man. Now, I happen to know that sideshows used to shave bears and present them as pig men. So every piece of evidence they gave of this monster sounds to me like a bear with mange.

So now the running joke in our house is that everything is bears. Aliens? Bears. Loch Ness monster? Bear. Every cryptozoological mystery is just a very crafty bear.

Bears. They’re everywhere. Be wary. Anyone or anything could be a bear.

[iguanamouth]

oh shit

[throughshadow-to-the-edgeofnight]

[alanaisalive]

As the OP of this post, I’m going to threaten that if this gets to one million notes by the 10 year anniversary on 1 June 2026, one year from today, I will get a lower back tattoo of the loch ness bear monster.

[striving-artist]

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[joannte]

I had to contribute in such an important case

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[bodza-szirup]

landoscar fairy au inspired by this photo

[nanshan-237]

Peeping at others from behind is a bad habit, Lando...!

What story is Osc actually telling with that puppet? It's so hard to guess 👀

[17waterlillies]

Bruce McLaren? no Bruce the tamagotchi was named after papa

[mvstormlap]

just come on home.

[mintraindrop]

just when I stopped crying. great. thank you.

[aeragorn]

charles always looks at oscar like he's a stray kitten he just found in the trash. cute, a little pathetic and not sure what to do with it

[badwolfbadwolf]

I think I am officially Fandom Old. I am so worn out from the arguments on who's the top or the bottom (who cares), what is allowed to be written (anything you want, bejeebus), what is Problematic (I know, just tag it), what other people Should Do (they Should live their lives free of judgment). There isn't a Right Way to do things. Tag your stuff appropriately, don't read stuff you don't want to read, and leave other people (me) alone.

[leeshajoy]

There is nothing quite like the freedom of having gone through all of the Discourse and come out the other side into the promised land of Not Giving A Fuck.

[randomslasher]

The three keys to the promised land are “Block, Unfollow, and Do Not Engage” 

[avalonlights]

How it feels to have curated your space in fandom