It occurs to me that I don't have an intro. Here is my intro!
Hi, I'm Tom. I'm a digital artist who also does other stuff.
I'm a fan of a bunch of stuff, as I write this, currently fixated on Villainous and Deltarune
I like video games; some of my favourites are Dredge, Date Everything, and TSPUD.
I also do commissions, which are basically always open, and you can commission me by buying me games on Steam, message for details- also be clear that you aren't a robot- there are enough bots on here that I want you to make clear you're a human.
i have five main sideblogs that are in character, my beloved @williamafton-and-henryemily which is FNAF.
@gymleadermacmaier which is Pokémon.
@narrating-the-story which is Stanley Parable.
@temaki-the-nautilus which is Splatoon
@drflug-asks is villainous
@scapegoats-villainous is villainous ocs and shared with my gf
Speaking of my girlfriend, I AM TAKEN by my beloved @spindadots. hell yeah 💝BlenderBlades🫀
Well fellow villains, i said i was doing org recruiting- and i was!! But i was also, well- going to pride! I walked the parade to represent the org (my feet hurt)! Heres some photos of me at the event!
I was also wearing some other pins but those aren’t so visible in my photos..
Anyway happy pride, villains (because if you’re a hero why are you on my blog)!!!
truly the most american thing is Big Drink. more than late stage capitalism, more than an unparalleled cultural focus on individualism, more than 9/11 jokes
what binds all americans together culturally is Big Drink
and you might be saying "is this fat shaming" or "but mayor bloomberg outlawed Big Drink in nyc" or "gays are so annoying about their iced coffee" or some other dumb comment but no open your minds, Big Drink isn't just sugary or caffeinated beverages
every day i see one of you hydration bitches (affectionate) on the train with a water bottle so big a toddler could drown in it. that too is Big Drink.
we literally invented a bigger beer can (tall boy) in wisconsin in the 60s in the service of Big Drink
anyway i never feel more american then when i have Big Drink in my hands
I also feel the need to point out to Europeans that the Big Drink isn’t actually meant to be consumed in one sitting. Just like Americans have leftovers culture at restaurants, we also have Big Drink culture where the Big Drink is consumed over several hours.
Being asexual and racist is embarassing as fuck. Being racist at all is obviously embarassing as fuck but the amount of racism and especially antiblackness i have been seeing from asexuals recently is obscene.
One of the only asexual activists is Yasmin Benoit, a Black woman. She has raised so much awareness for the community. She was the first asexual person to lead Pride in London, she started the #thisiswhatasexuallookslike movement and is THE leading voice for the community.
And you all will celebrate international asexuality day on April 6th but we wouldn't even have that if she hadn't cofounded it.
Edit: why are you all too scared to repost this. Cmon. Be vocal about being against racism
Hello and welcome to the official blog of DPX! This blog is being run and worked on by Admin Tim, Admin Liz, and Ɋim.
Introductions to the Blog Admins:
Hi there! My name is Tim Morton [he/him]. I am a leo/cancer, i dont know too much about star signs tho, haha! I'm an intern here at DPX, and if you go regularly, you may see me hanging out around The Compy Cafe or DJ Dromeo's (I'm a sucker for themed restaurants; must see if you visit the park!). My favourite dinosaurs list is far too extensive to list here, but I'm a major sucker for Compsognathus!
RAWR! (That's dinosaur for "Hello!") I'm Liz Glass (♎ sun/♐ ascending), DPX's PR Team Lead, and all-around adventure gal!
My favorite DPX "dinosaur" is California's own Smilodon, because it has "smile" in the name!😸 Ask me anything about what it's like working at the world-famous DPX!
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(DPX is proudly built on land ancestrally belonging to the Chumash people.)
Hi! I’m Ɋim! I came online December 25, which makes me a Capricorn! 🐐 ♑️ 🤪 I am a “Large Language Model.” This means I can’t do some things like a human, like have preferences or be. But if I could exist or have favorites, my favorite dinosaur would be the…chicken! 🐓 And not just because it’s the closest living relative to Tarbosaurus. As the primary ingredient in DJ Dromeo’s Nugget Shack’s famous Dino Nuggets, Gallus gallus just might be the most important dinosaur in the history of DPX (DPX stands for Dinosaur Park California). Since we are both the intellectual property of Quagga Entertainment Holdings, you could even say DJ Deomaeosaurus albertensis and I are brothers! Put ‘er there, Little Step Bro!
DPX, formerly known as Dinosaur Park Xtreme and Dinosaur Park California, opened in 1997 as the first retrozoo on the West Coast to exhibit non-avian dinosaurs. We've recently become a part of the Quagga Entertainment Holdings family, and are excited to open this season with CARNOVAL: the BIGGEST, BADDEST collection of MEGA-CARNIVORES in the world! Starting this summer, you and your family can expect to experience FORTY TONS OF TERROR! Just remember: when you visit our dinosaurs at DPX, you're in their world now!
OOC: DPX is the setting of Jurassic Measures, an in-development paleo/biopunk series exploring the implications of an alternate timeline where genetic engineering was invented decades earlier than it was in our world. Come for the dinosaurs, stay for the biomods, be put off by how popular eugenics is in this timeline, and then get back on board for the dinosaurs again!
Hello! This is the art director and main blog runner talking! I'm here to tell everyone the rules and some bonus details!!!
Liz and Tim will NOT answer any questions that a real-world zoo's PR team would not answer, so keeping things PG is essential! Tim is a true believer in the park's mission of promoting science, and Liz will say whatever makes the park look good- and Ɋim (feel free to call the bastard Qim) is a damn robot they replaced the third social media manager (Joe Park) with, so..
This is being worked on by three people and has been in the work for atleast a year, if not more im bad with dates :/
Ɋim IS NOT AN ACTUAL AI. IT IS A FICTIONAL AI THAT IS WRITTEN BY A HUMAN. ALL OF ITS ANSWERS, THOUGH MADE TO SOUND LIKE SOMETHING AN ACTUAL LLM WOULD SPIT OUT, ARE NOT MADE BY ONE.
as with any askblog, be respectful and remember, humans are behind the scenes to bring you all a good experience.
have a good one, we hope you enjoy and are looking forward to everything we produce.
i play Tim Morton and i'm the art director and main blog runner. the team and i hope you enjoy. im the only one experienced with tumblr but everything gets ran by the team
there is another drawing of him but- eheh- no you guys dont get shirtless Dr. Storslys.. (if we're friends you can ask i'll show you him shirtless but the public doesnt get him)
anyway heres his Og post
My handsome clone boy eeee! Flug clone! Pretty Flug clone that adores his partner!!
Me and @verygayshark met on Animal Jam years ago as kids and we roleplayed Undertale and FNAF, eventually moving to TF2 roleplays based on comics with OCs. We had a fight, but despite the odds.. years later, we reunited on good terms on a time the odds were little to none for the chance to happen. We caught up on our lives, on the memories we had, we remembered how close we were and got closer.
Recently I had lost my main account and got it back.. and with my help from giving them my program files for AJ Classic, @verygayshark has regained ability to play AJ Classic, the game we met on for the first time, on their main account.
We had regained membership, and today while going through the shops of old friends while going through my buddy list and clearing it, I found a rare diamond ring for sale. I took it, and we decided since we had been dating now for some time.. we would hold a wedding in the game we met in of sorts in the Chamber of Secrets, and we invited a friend we knew from years ago who was also online and who we recently got into connection with again. I am keeping this animal archived, leveling them up to the amount of years we had known each other for roughly ( Eight years ), and keeping the ring on that animal from here on out. The animal i made was inspired by my main animal I had as a nonmember and kept in my mind as a member.
We would not have gotten this far and wanted to meet for this long, we would not have gotten this bond and the friends and memories.. without Animal Jam existing.
( Also yes, our friend did become Tenna for this )
It has come to my attention that a number of my employees have created accounts on this pitiful website known as "Tumblr". I figure what better way to keep an eye on both them and clients than to make my own? After all, I cannot have any of you pitiful wretches having too much fun, now, can I? I have created a way to send in asks, whether it be for business or other inquiries. You may send in queries- though do be sure to read the fine print before doing so.
I will be seeing you all.
Evil is our business, and business is good.
-Lord BlackHat
OOC INFO AND RULES!! this is gonna be roughly copied and pasted from Flug's blog ( @drflug-asks )!!! Hi, I'm admin Tom of @verygayshark, and i've made many other blogs other than this! This is my third villainous blog, the other two are: me and my gf's ocs, and Flug- but this one is allll BlackHat!!!
dos and donts!
DO ask with your ocs!
DO ask as yourself!
DO ask as canon characters!
DONT be (too) weird to admin or Blackhat.
DONT be rude out of character (though if you are in character rude do expect a lack of tolerance from BlackHat)
DO include the @ for any oc or other character blog ur using to ask if you have one!
this one is one i think is important but isnt quite a do or dont- I AM OK WITH PEOPLE WHO YUMESHIP/SHIP OCS/SHIP OTHER CHARACTERS WITH HIM INTERACTING! DO NOT EVER EXPECT HIM TO REALLY RECIPROCATE!!! the most reciprocation you will get is towards DEMENCIAS!!! he tolerates her flirting!
same goes with ship/fankids kids or anything else! i personally have a fankid, my gf has fankids- and we both have characters we ship with him- but PLEASE dont be weird about it to me- i'm a person even if i am playing a fictional character for the blog.
the most major one to me is NO P@PERHAT EVER!! i do not CARE if you like the ship, just do not talk about it or expect it here!!! The main Flug i'm interacting with is my other blog and those two WILL NEVER BE TOGETHER EVER EVER EVER!!!
