buddie canon 2037

maddie, 22, she/her | majored in good music, minored in tomfoolery | described as the "human equivalent of parentheses" by expert witness | waiting for parx6

[verymuchablog42]

incorporating an existential crisis into my healthy and balanced morning meal

[lesbianalicent]

the most diabolical song choice ever thank you so much tiktok user movisgay

[nowadayz]

THE TESTAMENTS 1.10 'Secateurs'

[jaigeye]

nude by radiohead / becka & agnes, the testaments

[alrightsnaps]

drunk tortured poets department (becka's version)

[nukbody]

divine justice

[uhicareforcharacters]

Imagine you kiss your "platonic" girlbestfriend on the mouth then watch her get married to your tall man big eye crush because you told them to and then your friend you met not even six months ago goes

😌"... you remind me so much of your father... Osama Bin Laden."

[valyrfia]

straight vs queer ships in shows are always like….omg girl and boy shared a lingering glance once? that must mean they’re in love?…versus i killed my father because he dared lay hands on you. when i was doing it i felt like the divine light of justice and my love for you felt pure and clean and holy because i rid the world of evil in devotion to you.

[himejoshibutch]

happy pride month to hater lesbians!! i love u never stop hating <3

[sailermoon]

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[uluthrek]

underrated yellowjackets scene is misty storming through the door of nat‘s hotel room while nat is mid-relapse, bodyslamming nat into next week, just fucking snorting all the cocaine before nat can get to it and then fighting for her fucking life because, evidently, misty quigley has never done cocaine ever before. zero thought process, zero consideration, zero alternatives. misty quigley woman of all time.

[freakaz0-id]

MISTAYYYYYY

omg YOURE POSSESSED

[elexecution]

tomorrow is dog day afternoon night at the bar. they are going to turn off the a/c and lock us inside.

[slimegargoyle]

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

[rosa-de-bayahibe]

Tag from @sergle

Tags from @veganslenderman

[mini-wrants]

The thing that’s always missing from the “women didn’t fight for the right to work they were already working they fought to get paid” is that many women also very much wanted to work.

Women wanted to be lawyers and engineers and chemists. They wanted to use their brains in challenging and interesting ways. They wanted to get the satisfaction from solving problems and inventing new shit and getting attention for it.

I know not everyone is born with intellectual curiosity or drive or determination but some people are and many of those people are women.

[mini-wrants]

[mini-wrants]

Literally.

[human-pet-they]

Your therapist asks you "Who in this image do you see yourself as?" and then shows you a drawing of two shirtless skinny anime catboys with a thread of saliva going between their lips

[sour-charity]

It was actually just an ink blot but thank you, this gives me a lot to work with

[platypaws]

pnf revival challenge day 35: Baljeet!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything! ✨

I pitched this comic idea to my sister in the morning as a joke and she said I have to commit to it because she found it hilarious nvndjhbd

[revival challenge masterpost]

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post