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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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Misplaced Lens Cap
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@verymuchcharmless
♬ Your eyes can see it all when no one else could know ♬
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eyy, a little bit of Jon and Martin for my soul. i just finished TMA not long ago and wanna do sth for them ;;W;;
as per usual, i combined my art with a fav song and this time it’s Eye Examination by GUMI(40㍍). also, i personally really like the eng cover by JubyPhonic :3c
I know TAZ has some completely epic lines that resonate with people like the “I saw seven birds” speech and “Our capacity for love increases” speech but what’s everyone’s favorite stupid line that for some reason lodged in your head beyond the others I’ll start
Mine is when Taako and Barry are talking in the Beach Episode and Taako says “Barold… Barold…. I rolled an Eleven Barold, you have to tell me.”
“The late Merle Highchurch rolled a five”
Griffin: “Are you using the umbrella like Mary Poppins-style? You don’t need to.” Justin: “Oh, natch. And I don’t need to. For sure. But I deffo am.”
“I can fuck any onion I want!”
“the memory of my grandfather’s name died long before i was born”
“hot diggity shit that is a baller cookie”
“How do you not have a d6 it comes with every game?!” “My daughter…” “Eats them for power????”
“You haven’t seen this ass!”
“what’d you do merle?” “laid down in the road”
“I love you guys. You just set my fucking dog on fire”
“Hey, you calm the fuck down, sir! There’s no yelling in the Fantasy Costco!”
“Oh! I landed on Bryan!… Bryan I’m so proud of zem.”
Conjunction: Jupiter and Saturn
Credit: Vladimir Machek
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The party is trying to decide how to break up an alliance of giants.
Wizard: what if we kill the hill giant leader with the frost giant’s weapon? We could get his fingerprints on it!
Monk: yes, because the giants are totally going to check for fingerprints?
Rogue: Next time, on CSI: Giants
Flower Fairies of the Winter by Ciclely Mary Barker.
Greetings professor, I did not do your assignment because I am mentally ill
Greetings student, I did not grade your assignment because I am also mentally ill
In Yiddish we don’t say “I love you” we say “דאַלוי פּאָליציי” which roughly translates to “you’re my moon” and I think that’s beautiful.
sorry so this is an old joke I reblogged recently based off a meme format from like 5 years ago that I thought my mutuals would still find funny and didn’t realize people would think I’m serious. the phrase above, daloy politsey, actually translates to “fuck the police”
cute!!!
i was inspired
reblog if you are ASEXUAL, support ASEXUAL PEOPLE, or SECRETLY A DRAGON IN HUMAN FORM
Alexander Mityaev
LAJDLQBDOJDKD WHY IS THAT ACTUALLY FUNNY
E N S L A V E D M O I S T U R E
GLSKGKSKGMSKVK
*drinks water*
prison transfer
*pours into ice tray* solitary confinement
*pours water back into stream* release on good behavior
I hope that the person that made the ad meme sees this pass by at some point. And just looks back upon it with a proud feeling.
hot take: Pippin is the only one of the hobbits who is ‘team Arwen’ in the ‘who is the most beautiful woman in the world’ argument
Pippin, after being formally introduced to Arwen for the first time: hey Merry. do you think if I asked nicely enough she’d marry me instead?
Merry: Pippin. *lays a comforting hand on his shoulder*
Merry: I think it is worth a shot.
Pippin: got it *wanders away*
Frodo: why would you do that
Merry: I want to see if he’ll really try it
#PIPPIN: IF I BEAT STRIDER IN ROCK PAPER SCISSORS CAN I MARRY YOU INSTEAD? #ARWEN: UHHHHHHH #PIPPIN: GREAT! BRB
Aragorn accepts the challenge knowing full well that, as he can literally read minds, it is impossible to beat him at rock paper scissors.
Aren’t you forgetting the minor detail that Pippin would likely never think of which one he will throw?
consider: Aragorn accepts the challenge assuming he’ll win easily. Pippin wins immediately.
Arwen: well, now I must marry him. we ageed.
Pippin: :D
Aragorn: Arwen please
Arwen: I love my tiny fiance
I love it
Elrond: I don’t like it either but you agreed that if he beat you in fair combat then he could marry Arwen
Elrond: so now my daughter must marry this hobbit
Arwen: I’m comfortable with that
Aragorn: please this isn’t funny
Arwen: you should have thought of that before you accepted the challenge, I’m engaged to Pippin now.
Pippin: listen I know this isn’t actually going to end with me marrying you but this is still the best day of my life so far
I needed a break between all the emails, charity sale, and art book stuff so I did a fun speed paint, and what’s more fun than flowers for hair? :D
The party is investigating an abandoned fortress and come upon a intimidating fountain with a bright red liquid spewing forth.
Me (ranger): I want to try to determine what the liquid is.
DM: Roll.
Me: Ugh, that’s a four total.
DM: What’s your favourite kind of red jam?
Me: Oh, no way. You cannot tell me my ranger thinks that’s jam.
DM: You rolled well below what I set the check to. You don’t know shit.
Me: It’s pouring out of a fountain in a fortress filled with undead enemies. There are a thousand stupid conclusions I could arrive at before jam.
DM:
Me: Raspberry.
DM: It’s raspberry jam.
(after a long rest)
me: whoo i’m at 14 hp babey!
our bard: wait but didn’t you just finish a long rest -
me, playing a lvl 3 wizard with +0 con modifier, gleefully: yea i’m back at max!
bard, almost choking: 14 IS YOUR MAX??
