i am a VERY slutty muffin

[blindbee]

[avodaco]

me when i get my student loan

[g8dtier]

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

[strikercorbie]

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

[nonespark-blog]

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

[carrionbeast]

extremely lucky cat

[ladynorbert]

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

[sweet-cherry-fairy-deactivated2]

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

[allthenamesilikearetaken]

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

I love locking my door like…you’re not coming in lmfao

[radiant-moonchild-deactivated20]

This post is honestly so iconic like every time I lock my door I literally think about this

[dankmemeuniversity]

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[mothwi]

I can testify that this is very true

[nethilia]

whitepeople.jpg

[inixoq-blog-deactivated20231103]

I can’t stop thinking of this and how it describes white people’s attitude towards Mexican food perfectly. 

[laffgaff]

I just farted in my wallet.

Now I have gas money.

[infamousprincejayyeee-deactivat]

[spankmehillary-deactivated20220]

What song is this Nicki verse from?

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[humorstar]

so last week I reposted the money cat hoping money would come my way and guess what… IT WORKED VERY WELL!

the very next day I found the most amazing website. they will literally pay you to read emails, take quizzes, play games, and go shopping! (for market research or some shit.) I know that they’re legit bc I already received my first $20 via paypal, BLESS U MONEY CAT 😭 I only spent like an hour taking quizzes so I couldn’t be happier

[grandnutballoon-blog]

WELL WHATS THE WEBSITE DROP A LINK PLEASEEE

[humorstar]

whoops you can sign up here! the website is called survey junkie

to people asking for proof it’s real, here’s the paypal money they sent me

btw you can do these too, If you’re from:

 CANADA - Sign Up Here

 AUSTRALIA - Sign Up Here

 UNITED STATES -  Sign Up Here

[arianacopyingmariah]

omfg the feud is over. i cant believe it

[bottommemes]

Raw and Order

[acciowine]

🎵 cum, cum 🎵

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

Special Bottoms Unit

[im-the-batmann]

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[samuelfriberg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[shabbosgay]

im beggin dude, don’t take my man

[meanplastic]

[meanplastic]

me: hi! how are you today :)

customer:

[thelovelybones124-deactivated20]

This isn’t even an exaggeration

[queenfaithmarie]

This🙄🙄🙄

[seabasse]

i love how real life is inspired by animal crossing, like when it rains