Menace with legs

Woman in STEAM 18

[newvegascowboy]

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

[bingomann]

[heathscringecompilation]

Holt in D1, Jackson in A1, they're both reacting to the same news

i snorted when i read this one, and when i was drawing it i was like "i better think of something funny to say" but im blank, so if anyone has any idea to what they're reacting to, that'd be awesome

jackson might sue holt for doing that face, property damage and all

[verytiredtennager]

They're reacting to this.

[beetlebuggsblog]

I've brought you.. a gift!

[echosblanketfort]

reblog to bring prev a gift

[verytiredtennager]

Gities

[mashruuums]

:Р

[yumekahanasato]

oh he would

[verytiredtennager]

He can fight for himself but like, why would he?

[harveylikestoart]

Growning up sucks butt

[cakypa120]

bro wtf

[verytiredtennager]

[whynotfabulous]

In an effort to avoid supporting megacorporations, I shall now be posing questions directly to tumblr that I would otherwise have googled.

[whynotfabulous]

If Mayonnaise is just eggs and oil, why it creamy?

[gnomer-denois]

Because it's also evil

[whynotfabulous]

Thanks!

Have scientists figured out what dark matter is yet?

[you-can-be-what-you-want-to-be]

Yup! It’s anything that takes up space, has mass, and is goth.

[whynotfabulous]

Wow!

What happens if you eat 23 packages of peeps?

[trashboi413]

You meet god

[whynotfabulous]

Thank goodness!

What's the correct way to eat a banana?

[treslecheslife]

Whole, in one gulp.

[whynotfabulous]

Delicious!

Who is the Muffin Man?

[captain-oh-no-not-again]

Father of the Muffin Boy

[whynotfabulous]

Makes sense!

Why is my car making a ker-klunk noise?

[mayflydecember]

Car's haunted

[whynotfabulous]

Uh Oh

How to fix a haunted car?

[babybluebanshee]

Slam into a priest in a crosswalk going at least forty miles an hour

[whynotfabulous]

It worked!

Where does the wax in scented candles go?

[thegoodsandy]

into the sky, where it turns into stars

[whynotfabulous]

Cool!

Why are weddings so damn expensive?

[daeynore]

priest has to pay for medical bills related to haunted car crashing into him

[whynotfabulous]

....Ah

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Ares in Mythology:

Kills the guy who tried to assault his daughter and refused to apologize for it when he got put on trial (it was ruled justifiable homicide by Athena btw). 

The only time he’d been captured in battle was when he was protecting his mom from being captured by giants who wanted to forcibly marry her.

Found and Freed Thanatos when he was imprisoned by Sisyphus when no other Gods could

Helps found the Amazons by helping their founder escape her abusive husband and becomes their patron God.

Genuinely loves and respects Aphrodite as her own person

One of his epithets is “feasted by women”.

Ares in Modern Media: 

Meatheaded sexist asshole out of an eighties teen movie.

Conclusion: My boy is getting done dirtier than Hades in modern representation. Ares is one of the least problematic Gods in the pantheon (except for the murders, I will grant you) and ya’ll are sleeping on him.

[theoneandonlyespa]

ALWAYS REBLOG THIS ONE

[obsessed-with-greek-mythology897]

I have never hit the reblog button so fast

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

*sees that my post has 10,000 notes* By Talos this can’t be happening.

[the-haiku-bot]

*sees that my post has

10,000 notes* By Talos

this can’t be happening.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[verytiredtennager]

JUSTICE

[i-am-a-fish]

a french fry for you. take it

[verytiredtennager]

Thank you fish

Have this cool horses

[fartjungle]

Me telling Isabelle about the government shutdown

[fartjungle]

Four years later and I have to bring this post back

[artikgato]

Sadly, this is timely yet again…

[afusionoffandoms]

[verytiredtennager]

Fuc-

[verytiredtennager]

AO3 IS DOWN😭

[the-jason-todd-impreganator]

I love how Superman vs. Batman fans react with children and their heroes interacting.

Like...

(Insert panel of Superman comforting a child)

Superman fans: Yes, this is our symbol of hope, a man who will cradle a child close and comfort them in their darkest times and provide them shelter, the hero that stands for hope as it was he is. We love you, Superman :)

(Insert panel of Batman comforting a child)

Batman fans: RObIN NUMBEr 293 FOUND!!! KIDnAP THaT CHiLD!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!i!!!!!!!!

. . .

And I love them both for it.

[verytiredtennager]

To be fair i am pretty sure supes had an alergic reaction to his first biological kid.

[frownyalfred]

Thoughts on Ghost!Bruce (Or anyone in the Batfam tbh) not realizing they died?

Either the others have to just quietly ignore the fact they watched someone they loved die and pretend that it didn’t happen because who’s going to tell the ghost they’re dead?? What if they leave forever?!

Or they just rip the bandaid off and have to watch the realization hit like a truck (Maybe the ghost relives their death)

Alfred doing this? Angsty, but his service continues and it feels right in a solemn way 

Batkids doing this? I never got that in fics. Alfred or Bruce would be on that in seconds. You’re not getting away with shit and now you’re in trouble.

Bruce doing this? Actually hilarious to me because I think he’s the only one other than Alfred who COULD get away with it long term. Oh Bruce is being weird and cagey? What else is new?

[verytiredtennager]

What about all of them? like they dont tell eachother and at some point all of them are ghosts or other types of undead or even immortal and its just a house full of dead people gaslighting eachother into thinking their all alive.

All of them:I cant let the others know i am dead.

It gets to the point where they are getting away with ridiculous things cause their so focused on themselves.

[verytiredtennager]

If girly drinks aren't putting a little pink bow on a bottle of straight vodka and downing it till i can talk with Aphrodite herself then i don't want it.

[thismousedraws]

I actually legitimately had so much fun with this sketch series

[verytiredtennager]

He makes me feel things

[officialbruciewayne]

You know those lifetime movies where a girl in her twenties goes into the hospital for a stomach ache and they tell her she's 40 weeks pregnant and about to go into labour?

That's how I felt at 25 except for some reason I was in a literal CIRCUS when it happened.

[gothams-street-rat]

Omg Mr Wayne why didn’t you tell anyone you were pregnant.

Leaving Gotham in the dark about their favorite 50 year old man. tch. How rude.

[officialbruciewayne]

I am 42.

[verytiredtennager]

So you ARE pregnant? Is it a boy or a girl what are you naming them???

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

[laerugo]

#tapping the reblog button with utmost care because i’m handling a historical artifact (via @malarkiness)

[mortimermcmirestinks]

holy shit OP is not only still active but is still making absolutely banger posts in this exact style 11 years later

[verytiredtennager]

Tumblr heritage post

[nealsbian]

i'm making a collection

[verytiredtennager]

Ancient greek core