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Ajka (they/them nebo ona/oni/onx)/24/queer// *momentálně sleduju: TMNT // momentálně hraju: na nervy vedoucí bakalářky

[memewhore]

[gaybichon]

BITCHIN FRIZZY........

[deathtokillian]

10/10 dad joke

[original-character-chaos]

I'll take "sentences you would only hear on tumblr" for $200, Alex.

[libraford]

"If tampons should be free, then so should my diabetes meds."

Yes? Yes they should be? Your life-saving medication that you need in order to live for a condition you were born with should be given to you at no cost?

[bruntalism]

[seabassapologist]

You’re right and you should say it

[morrithal]

[dremliik]

Můj nový oblíbený fotožánr: ředitel dvorského safariparku a senátor Přemysl Rabas a jeho ferální vystupování, jakmile může hovořit před Petrem Pavlem o zviřátkách.

Celý Přemysl Rabas je můj oblíbený. Však hleďte na jeho moudrá slova:

[adyathemoongoddess]

Zkouší, jestli by to prodala U Jezevce.

Simona neopouští charakter. Beztak hrají Scrabble.

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

did the beat go off?

i nut and then my meat go soft? 

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

her daughters got the whooping cough?

[rylances-deactivated20170212]

i brake and let the children cross?

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[goldensunset]

advice i think we should tell children is that when adults say stuff like ‘now that i’m an adult i get really excited about stuff like coffee tables and bathrooms and rugs etc’ they don’t mean ‘and now i don’t care about blorbo and squimbus from my childhood tv shows anymore’ bc your average adult still loves all the same pop culture stuff they always did; they just have a greater appreciation for the mundane as well. growing up just means you can enjoy life twice as much now. you can get really excited about a new stuffed animal AND about a new kitchen sponge. peace and love

[concerningwolves]

You get bigger so you can store even MORE love and appreciation for the world inside of you

[monsieurenjlolras]

It means you'll be at the antique mall looking at a coffee table and thinking "blorbo and Squimbus would LOVE this coffee table"

[sneefsnorf]

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

[sneefsnorf]

some piece of penis on twitter stole my post then that got reposted to tumblr and got 60k notes. my psyonic warriors. source your chat gpt slander ethically

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you source your chat gpt slander ethically

[dragon-png]

american maid cafe review

[artsyolivia]

[x--self-love--x]

[vilikis-silvermoon]

[pocket-deer-belly]

[eastern-lights]

[cheaphalloweencostume]

this answer on a “what’s the most embarrassing thing you did as a kid” reddit thread has been haunting me since i read it

[cheaphalloweencostume]

[missanthropicprinciple]

“HOW WAS YOUR DAY RAT BASTARD?” 

[reimenaashelyee]

My adaptation of the God of Arepo short story, which was originally up at ShortBox Comics Fair for charity. You can get a copy of the DRM-free ebook here for free - and I'd encourage you to donate to Mighty Writers or The Ministry of Stories in exchange.

Again it's an honour to be drawing one of my favourite short stories ever. Thank you so much for the original authors for creating this story; and for everyone who bought a copy and donated to the above non-profits.

[caliharte]

It never gets old and it always makes me cry.

[weshallbekind]

@ilgalantuomo ❤️

[tordenvejr]

art will save you, being unreasonably passionate about something niche will save you, letting past sources of joy show you the way back to yourself will save you, earnestness over composure will save you, the natural world will save you, caring for something bigger than yourself will save you, daring to be seen will save you, kindness not as a whim but a principle will save you, appreciation as a practice will save you, daring to try something new will save you, grounding will save you, love will save you, one good nights sleep will save you

[spicychickenfingerings-deactiva]

[rimonoroni2]

tomboyism is so funny to me. gender non-conformity for girls is acceptable for like two minutes between the ages of 8 and 10. beyond that it’s appalling and you’re a freak but for those two years…… they could’ve had it all

[internet-goblin]

My personal faves from this year’s Comic-Con Prague (excluding those I didn’t get to take a picture of)

(Ignore my slutty cleavage on the last pic, I fucked up by not having a pin)

And the winner iiiiiiis

Shout out to a really pretty Minthara that I lost early on and never managed to run into again and a Fire Nation soldier that tried to arrest me.