Just Your Average Shitposter

24, Married, Nurse

[duvetcoat-deactivated20231111]

milf (myself i’d like to forgive) and dilf (despair i’d like to forget)

[politijohn]

Source

Source

[cannibalchicken]

[destiel]

[nookisms]

Thank you Tumblr user destiel for making a post that is so niche that in three months people won’t understand

[ironwoman359]

Turns out this was the one meme tumblr wouldn’t ever let die

[luisonte]

Pero buatefack

[7thedisasterdyke]

[pussystigmata]

im pro children having privacy but if you think parents should give kids unrestricted internet access...its not 1999. in 2022 thats legitimately neglectful. do you know how many kids are out here like. watching gore and porn. its not normal or healthy. its traumatic.

[unsolids-your-snake]

Using parental controls to block sites and seeing what websites your 13yo goes to- legit.

Using apps that monitor every text conversation your 17yo has with their friends- fucking invasive and creepy

[chronic-invisibility]

Adding @androed ‘s tag bc YES. I’m not a parent but YES

[thetursithan]

Well done...👏👏👏

[sexygoofball]

🥰

[alex51324]

I like how the first one stopped to wait for his friend after he got free.

[the-haiku-bot]

I like how the first

one stopped to wait for his friend

after he got free.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[sepdet]

They look half-grown; I bet they're siblings.

[cannibalchicken]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[writhe]

lookin for my twin flame. hmu if we’ve meet 1000s of years ago & have hung out every subsequent lifetime since. missing you

[garaks-padded-bra]

babysitting a kid right now, and hes pretend napping and ive got lullaby music on and everything (this is something he likes to do.) and hes pretending to sleep talk. This is all normal enough except the only words hes choosing to say are *snoooooorrre*…… cinnamon challenge…. my god………..Cinnamon challeng………..

[garaks-padded-bra]

Same kid just passed me a note reading “I Ned Car”

I was like why do you need a car? And he just sighed and kicked the floor and said “Needa get outta here man.”.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ampervadasz]

Go play ! ( Unmute !)

[seymour-butz-stuff]

I love that there’s one who immediately starts spinning in place

[tastefullyoffensive]

[animentality]

[mousenemy]

[kropotkindersurprise]

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

[saintnoname2]

So, so, so badass.  What a chillingly powerful message this sends.  People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.

[tired-tinyteapot]

not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill

I'm in awe

[thornshadowwolf]

In complete seriousness, they need to make laws about ads that say they can take no more than one, maybe two, clicks/taps to close/skip. No more "wait 10 seconds until you can skip the video, wait 10 seconds until you can skip the fake playable ad, wait 5 seconds until you can close the 'download now' overlay, puts up a half-screen in-app appstore pop-up (which at least you can close immediately)." This should literally be illegal to do.

Edit: this is blowing up so I just wanted to add (haha ad) that this was my "reasonable request" I also think there should be way more and way stricter laws around all advertising in general. I think most advertising as we know it today should be abolished.