We Are Not Alone

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[airm0ld]

plz bagel plssss 🙏

[fiftyshadesofthinspi]

BLESS US ALL OH HOLY FIRE BAGEL

[kissmycoldlips]

Bagel, pls

[cari-cry]

bagel please i need this thank you

[prick-o]

pls bagel

[karls-writing-space]

Bagel please

[t0rsly]

I beg of you sir bagel

[the-real-fucking-daddy]

happily falling into the trap yeee

[motivation-and-fitness]

[victorthecryptid]

Reblog if you are a Woman who doesn’t want to have Biological Children

Bonus Points! if you explain why, whether for Biological or Personal Reasons. This does not include wanting to Adopt Children, or become a Mentor/Mother/Father Figure to someone. Only reblog this is you don’t want to become Pregnant and bear a Child yourself!!

I’m trying to prove a point to a very close-minded relative of mine, so all Reblogs will help

[savvyzelda]

These are a BUNCH of twili hcs that I’ve been formulating over the years! I only just got around to making my first artsy post about them! This is more about how the people of the twilight realm and how they’re formed. The next one might be more about their culture and style. Stay tuned for that!

[compasspoet-deactivated20200918]

Types of People as my Favorite Books

Watership Down: Kind of Chaotic, Androgynous appearance, Waking up at 2 AM to scribble down poetry, Messy Hair, Suspenders, Flat-Caps, Very Quick and Witty, Tricks other easily, Loves animals more than most people, Gives surprisingly good advice, Keeps a journal on them at all times, Not too upset with violence or gore, Bomber Jackets with fur collars, Loves the craftsmanship of Knives and Daggers, Flannel button-ups, Whiskey in a metal flask, Insomnia, Master of sass

The Hobbit: Picnics on sunny days, Studying local folklore, Mountains and the smell of Pine, Waistcoats, Embroidery, A true gentleman at all times, Constantly Hungry, Trying to find their place in the world, Smoking Pipes, Berry Bushes and Fields of Wheat, Soft romantic gestures, Old bookshelves, Freshly baked pastries, Warm Coffee, Ancient souls, History nerd, Knows how to take responsibility, High grades, Drinking at a pub with friends, Always striving to be the best version of themselves

Harry Potter: Bloody Noses, Fresh Winter Snow, Warm Knitted Sweaters, Scarves, Glasses, Loves playing sports, Constantly exploring their surroundings, A little Rebellious, A tight-knit group of friends, Loud when comfortable with someone, Freckles, Old boots, Messy notes with scribbled handwriting, The sound of steps on the sidewalk, Always trying their best, Good at keeping secrets, Loves traveling, Loud laughs, Never backs down from a fight, Standing up for friends

Alice in Wonderland: Laughs at their own jokes, Doodles in the margins of notebooks, Never without a sketchbook, Has paint on their fingertips and nose, Soft lips, Light Eyes filled with Wonder, Sometimes can’t tell up from down, Always late, Acts like they’re on drugs, Loves tea more than life itself, Small sugary treats, Knows more than they let on, Highly observant, Wandering around a bookstore, Tucked away in the corner of a library, Light colors, Loves Character Design and Animation

Frankenstein: Philosophical Conversations at 3 AM, Steampunk Goggles, Vintage White Shirts, Studies Science, Neat handwritten notes, Very lonely, Probably depressed, Slow classical music, Unintentionally Intimidating, Artsy Silent Films, Writes their own poetry but thinks it’s really bad, Butterfly kisses on the shoulder, Thunderstorms, Cold sweat after a nightmare, Cold hands, Old anatomy books, Moss covered gravestones, Fountain pens

The Picture of Dorian Gray: Always searching for inspiration, Old wine bottles, High-waisted Pants, Long coats, Autumn leaves falling to the ground, Fast heartbeats, A rush of euphoria, The feeling of falling in love, The brush of a lover’s hand, An absolute romantic, Incredibly insecure, Perfect hair, Eternally Misunderstood by both themselves and others, Sitting in an old wooden chair drinking tea, Contemplating their own life, Dead roses, Golden rings and necklaces

The Complete Poems of Sappho: Thin flowing dresses, Dried flowers, Hair done up in buns and up-dos, Doves perched on flowered branches, Falling in love with women, Rose quartz gemstones, Working by candlelight, Roses and Violets, Gorgeous Renaissance paintings, The sounds of Greek and Latin, Billowing curtains, Grecian Columns,  Lace, Harp music, Umbrellas in soft rain, Just wants a girlfriend already, The euphoric feeling of love

Edgar Allan Poe Collection: Leather bound books, Longing for someone you’ll never have, Dried blood on a white shirt, Fancy mirrors, One song playing on repeat, Gothic Architecture, Brick buildings with ivy growing on the walls, Using a candle to guide yourself through the darkness, Pondering over every sound you hear at night, Bruised knuckles, Wondering about the lives of strangers, Pomegranate seeds, Pondering your own death

[seeyouallintherapy]

REBLOG IF YOU WANT A LOVE LETTER FROM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER IN YOUR ASK BOX NOW

AND I WILL DO EVERY SINGLE ONE, BASED ON YOUR BLOG.

EVERY

SINGLE

ONE

[steveodinsonbarnes]

Yes!

[the-write-insomniac]

Please!!!!

[wanderlostwritings]

SOBS PLZ

[twunkish-cleric]

In regards to who I ship you with: The Hobbit I would say Bofur because I think he's more extroverted and opposites attract, plus I think he would be very accepting of everyone :) LOTR I have 2: Pippin & Faramir. As for HP I would say hmm possibly Remus or one (or both) of the Weasley Twins. I hope you like this! :)

YES!!!

[lauraharrisbooks]

Beyond this, consider how these professions might vary depending on who the customers are - nobles, or lower class. Are they good at their job or just scraping by? Do they work with lots of other people or on their own? City or village?

For younger characters:

Apprentice to any of the above

Messenger/runner

Page/squire

Pickpocket

Shop assistant

Student

Looks after younger siblings

(Images all from Wikimedia Commons)

[evelynatthecircus-blog]

Also consider:

Candlemaker Ferryman Factor (looks after business for an employer in another city) Tiler Cutler Beekeeper Apothecary Interpreter Furrier Moneylender/Banker Winemaker Tinker (small trader who repairs stuff) Nightsoil collector Customs officer Also a bonus for animal related professions: Fowler (supplies game birds for eating) Warrener (catches rabbits on your land for you to eat) Ostler (looks after your horses) Falconer (looks after your falcons) Cocker (looks after your fighting cocks)

[wotenoise]

I need more fantasy rpg in my life that isn’t d&d-style. I think it’s time for some Sword & Backpack.

[pomrania]

100 Jobs for Fantasy Characters (that aren’t knight or peasant)

((long list, so it’s below the cut))

Keep reading

[probablygoodrpgideas]

Yes, this is good and important

[pwbi]

Great ideas for making NPC’s that fit into medieval worldbuilding, or possibly a background for your PC if they are (were?) a commoner in their background

[hotvampireadjacent]

bro stop chanting in dead languages you’re scaring the hoes

[antigone-lesbian]

im summoning the hoes fool

[tapacamino]

Posting for my own reference, a list of dwarf names

https://dwarrowscholar.wordpress.com/general-documents/male-dwarf-outer-names/

[ewebean]

"Seeing him for the first time again"

comic inspired by this gif set: x

this will happen shhhhhh

[grandpa-frisbee]

HP, Marauders, Lotr and Hobbit Ship please? My name is Tori, I'm a Bisexual Tomboy and Celtic/Slavic American. I live in the Rocky Mountains, I'm very short and kinda muscular with brunette shoulder-length hair and glasses. I'm an Aquarius, INFP, Gryffindor, Thunderbird and Chaotic Good. I'm an Author, Artist and Artificer who makes Music Boxes, Toys, Weapons, Armor, Drawings, Stories, etc. I'm very kind and witty and I love fantasy, witchcraft, history, cryptids and literature. Thanks!

Hi Tori,

The Rocky Mountains look like a beautiful place to live. I live in Australia, one of the closest mountain to me would be the Snowy Mountains. You’re very talented and its amazing you have so many creative skills. 

For HP I ship you with: Luna Lovegood

For Marauders era I ship you with: James Potter 

For LOTR I ship you with: Legolas 

For the Hobbit I ship you with: Thorin Oakenshield 

I hope you are pleased with your results. 

Thanks for sending in a request. 

[ryngtail]

actually i dont think ive posted any of mun kei

HERE HE IS.

[hubedihubbe]

A lil collection of Plitas Uraval, centaur monk ft. Genevive Veermont belonging to @xtotallyxadorkablex

support me on ko-fi!

[genpitre]

Unfortunately the campaign I was going to DM this summer fell through, but back in April I made some brooch designs for character classes that characters were supposed to wear in a school environment. They were fun to design!✨

[kristinpawz]

Lotr & The Hobbit Matchup please? I'm Bisexual and Nonbinary, with High-Functioning ASD, and I practice Witchcraft and work as an Author and Anthropologist. I'm very short with glasses and freckles. I'm fascinated by Mythology, Fantasy, Cryptids, Aliens, Literature, the Supernatural, and Witchcraft. I play D&D, Keeps a lot of Journals, Draw and Write. I'm so eccentric I can be a bit scary at times, as an INFP Aquarius Gryffindor, and I'm intelligent, witty, gentle, caring, awkward, etc. Thanks!

The Hobbit

I ship you with Fili!

This dwarf loves you! Like whole bunches!

He loves to hear you talk about the fantasy books you have read and wrote.

He reads the things you write if you want/ allow him to.

Writes little love notes for you aswell.

Due to your shortness your close to his height (maybe even shorter) he loves to pick you up and spin you around

He loves to run his hands along your freckles attempting to count them.

He is a little spooked by the witchcraft you practice

If you ever draw him he will love it!

He is amazed with your work as an anthropologist and would love it if you taugh him something.

LOTR

I ship you with Frodo Baggins!

Is very spooked by your witchcraft but he will warm up to it! Is slightly in awe with it.

Since you are short you are also close to his height maybe even slightly taller. So he makes you feel tall!

Loves to share is passion of literature with you and is happy you both have the same interest in it!

He has wrote a few things so he would try and help.

He would love it and treasure it if you ever wrote anything for him

This boi knows every freckle you have an every place they are.

He loves your glasses he thinks it makes you look cute and wiser.

He will be so flushed if you ever draw him

Is so enchanted by your work as an anthropologist. He loves it so much and wants to leeen with you

Frodo Baggins loves you deeply.

I hope this was good and thanks so much for being my first requester ❤️❤️❤️

[imfreeeeeee123]

Can I please get some headcanons about how Harry, Neville, Fred, George, and Remus would all react to dating a Gryffindor girl who's much shorter than them (like, only around about 5 feet at most) but is still very spunky. Like the tiny person who still screams "FIGHT ME!!"? Thanks!

Sorry for posting this so late!!! I love this idea and had fun with it (I hope this is what you wanted). I don’t really know how headcanons work, so I probably screwed everything up. Also, this basically is just a bunch of roasts but it’s okay XD. ANYWAYS, I did old Remus and young Remus because I loooooooove Remus!

Warning: Slight cursing, mention of smut ;)

Harry: Harry absolutely adores you. He thinks that you being short is just one of your best perks. He’ll be walking around with you by his side and he’ll just feel the need to pick you up or carry you around on his back. 

When you two first started dating, he thought you were the sweetest thing ever, he thought you were a good student who loved to follow the rules. It wasn’t until about 3 months in, you both were on a date and came across Malfoy. 

“Still going after losers, I see, (L/N),” he laughed.

“Still going after cheap hair dye, I see, Malfoy,” you mocked.

He rolled his eyes and you and Harry kept walking. “At least I’m not 4’11!” 

You whipped your head back and bellowed a curse at him. He started laughing before all of a sudden his hair became a bright shade of pink. You and Harry continued to walk and all you could hear was him and his goons in the distance, begging for you to come back to undo the spell. 

“Blimey,” Harry chuckled. “I didn’t know I was dating a kick-ass queen.”

“What can I say?” You smiled. 

He leaned down and kissed your cheek. “Dammit, that’s sexy.”

Neville: Naturally, Neville was a little bit confused when you of all people chose to date him. You’re one of the most popular girls in your house, and Neville felt like he was such a nobody. But, you always encouraged him and brought up his self-esteem. He could also be very intimidated by you sometimes. If someone ever came up to Neville and started putting him down, you would put them in their place and get very defensive of your boyfriend. He always felt insecure, because physically, he was much bigger than you, but emotionally, he was not. 

It was after a very hard day in potions, Neville was being bullied by Snape of all people and you hated it. You two were snogging on his bed, but you felt like he was distracted. 

“Nev… what’s wrong, honey?” You asked him, rubbing his chest in a circular motion. 

“Snape,” he answered simply. 

You sighed and cupped his cheek. “Do you need me to talk to him?”

“I can handle myself, (Y/N), Jesus,” he said coldly. 

“Baby… what’s happening?” you asked. 

“I’m sorry,” he said. “I’m sorry for getting mad at you, it’s just… I love you, so so much…”

You smiled and nodded. “I love you too.”

“But, I always feel like you taking my back all the time makes me seem like some kind of… pussy who can’t defend himself,” he said. “Sorry for cursing, but-” 

You kissed his lips passionately. “Neville Longbottom… you are certainly not a… pussy. You’re a great man and I know if anyone were to say things to me, you would defend me in a heartbeat. If you don’t want me defending you anymore, then I won’t.” 

He smiled. “Only if it’s Malfoy.” 

You laughed slightly. “Deal.” 

Fred: Fred is absolutely turned on by your fieriness. Sometimes, he’ll make fun of you, just to see your reaction. His favorite thing to do, however, make fun of your height. Fred is very tall for his age and he loves bragging about it. He’ll do anything to piss you off, and when you get worked up, he gets worked up (in his pants). 

You were walking with him to class and you noticed that everyone was jumping up to hit the frame of one of the doorways. Ironically, Fred had to bend down to get past it and you knew exactly what he was going to say. 

“Love, I’ll wait for you while you go get the ladder,” he smirked. You ignored him and he didn’t like it. “Midget, are you listening to me? (Y/N).” 

You floated up to the top of the doorway and slammed your head on the top of it. Fred was so in awe, he hit his head right on it and fell to the ground. 

“Oh, Jesus, Freddie,” George shook his head while the two of you crouched beside him. 

“(Y/N)-” Fred muttered. 

“I’m here, baby,” You grabbed his hand. 

He opened his eyes slightly and started giggling. “I saw up your skirt.” 

Your face turned red and you hit his arm. “I thought you were hurt, you bastard.” 

“I’m fine,” he laughed. You helped him up and he put his arm around you. “Jesus, I’m bending down so far… you’d think I was you last night.” 

“Fred, cut it out,” you moved away from him. 

“Don’t be embarrassed, (Y/N),” Fred laughed. “I’m sure tons of people need a stepping stool to reach their boyfriend’s load.” 

“Yeah, I wouldn’t need a stepping stool if it wasn’t so small,” you retorted. 

George started laughing. “I guess we aren’t identical, Freddie.” 

Fred’s face turned red with embarrassment and he glared at you. “What the hell was that for?” 

“That was for being mean to me… and you’re always mean to me, Fred… I know you think it’s a joke, but I can’t help how I am,” you said sadly. 

“(Y/N),” Fred said, reaching out for your hand. 

“I have to go to class,” you walked away. 

Several hours later, Fred showed up at your dorm with a big apology, which ended with him explaining why he did it. You accepted his apology immediately and after realizing that your roommates were all gone, you and Fred had some serious make-up sex (no step stool needed).

George: George loves carrying you around. He’ll just have you jump on his back or he’ll carry you bridal style during any time of the day and he’ll enjoy every minute of it. Your sassiness makes him laugh so much, which you enjoy endlessly. If someone gets salty, you’ll be the first one to call them out and come up with a comeback. You were laying in bed with George one day when Lee Jordan came in. He furrowed his eyebrows before making a gagging noise. 

“What’s your problem, Jordan?” You remarked, 

“I didn’t know they let such ugly people in the dorms,” he gagged again. 

You knew he was joking, but you knew exactly what to say to make him leave. “Oh, Lee… don’t be so hard on yourself… you’re not that bad.” 

Lee rolled his eyes before leaving the room. George chuckled to himself and kissed your cheek. “You’re so cute.” 

“I know,” you replied sassily. 

Remus (young): Okay, Remus… he was just such a good boy. He never ever tried to make you feel like you were lesser than him, even though your heights were extremely different. He was not one to pick a fight, but he got extremely defensive, even with his friends, if someone made a joke about your height. He knew that you were fiery enough to handle yourself, but if the person did not stop, he would go full-on wolf at that person (pun definitely 1000% intended). 

It was dinner time and Remus was talking with Peter while you and Sirius arm-wrestled for the last cookie. To no one’s surprise, you won and took the cookie. Remus smiled at you proudly and put his arm around your waist and kissed the side of your head. You split the cookie in half and gave one half to Remus. 

“Whatever, short stack,” Sirius rolled his eyes. 

“Don’t be bitter, Padfoot,” you snapped back.

“… That’s like telling you to not be tiny, it will only happen with some surgical help,” Sirius said. 

Remus looked up. “What did you say?” 

“Big mistake, Sirius,” James said quietly. 

“Nothing,” Sirius said quickly.

Remus went back to eating his cookie and you smiled. You kissed his cheek and leaned into him.

Remus (old): Remus seemed to have calmed down from your younger days. Now that you were married and this year, you were working together, he let you handle things, seeing as teaching was familiar territory for you. 

You two were eating lunch together in your room and talking about each other’s day and about how crazy your students were. You realized you had to get something and sighed when you saw it was the top shelf. Instead of making a fool out of yourself (which was nearly impossible, since nothing was embarrassing between you and Remus anymore since you two have been together for more than half of your life), you used your wand to summon the item. 

“Lazy,” Remus teased. 

“Oh, shut up, Mr. ‘Accio chocolate,’” You teased back. 

You sat down beside him and he rubbed your knee as a response. “I guess that makes you, ‘Mrs. Accio chocolate.’”

“I guess it does,” you smiled. You turned to him and pecked his lips. 

You heard someone enter your room, then groan. You looked up and saw Severus Snape with an annoyed look (hell, all of his looks were annoyed looks)

. 

“All of the elves are supposed to be in the kitchen, (Y/N),” He said meanly. 

“… and all of the death eaters are supposed to be in Azkaban,” you retorted. 

Remus’ eyes widened. “That’s a bit harsh, love.” 

“That’s not harsh at all,” Severus said. “Not as harsh as to say, a werewolf.” 

“Oh, come here, you son of a-” 

You got up and pointed your wand at Snape and he put his own wand up. Remus bent over slightly and grabbed your waist, he gestured for Snape to get the hell out before his head would be blown off. 

“Let me at ‘em! Let me at ‘em!” you shouted. 

[imfreeeeeee123]

I don’t think anyone saw this, so I’m just gonna reblog it XD