[segamascott]

[markodragic]

I love love love saying "I scavenged a working microwave in the boylands" but nobody ever knows the reference and it breaks my heart

[markodragic]

like, the first time I ever saw this I laughed so hard I started choking on spit but it's just not the kind of thing you can share with the average person in your life. this world is so cruel

[thyrell]

neil cicierega what if the world was made of pudding post starting to have a very real positive impact on my mind. any time some stupid "what if" is asked to me my brain will waste 200-300ms trying to think of a legitimate response and then the neil instinct kicks in. utterly and perfectly redirects my train of thought away from wasting any more time on that. what if the world was made of pudding?

[thyrell]

laid that on my boss at work the other day when he asked me a dumb hypothetical about customer behavior and it so thoroughly captivated him he couldnt even reprimand me for talking back. just said "huh" and walked away to think about what neil had just said to him. through my mouth.

[thyrell]

only kind of related but ive also spent some time thinking about what i would do if the world WAS made of pudding. id probably drive down to the beach with a great big cup and id take a great big scoop of pudding out of the pudding ocean and id eat it

[female-failure-deactivated20260]

[segamascott]

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unclefather]

[inthefallofasparrow]

'was the grink there?' energy

[ianswerstuff]

People these days just posting inside jokes inside the whole damn internet

[inthefallofasparrow]

[melodemonica]

[power-chords]

[damazcuz]

Laughing at this again today. My piece of shit wuppyog?!

[dogpuppy]

[segamascott]

[lawoftheclaw-deactivated2025073]

Can we please deplatform the dark emperor

[lilmamabeyellin]

[killerkoiking]

[spiribia]

laptop at 13% battery: i cant take it anymore!!!!! (dies)

phone at 1% battery:

[markovchaingang]

ugh of course he has two mothers. they just had to make it woke. and one of them's made of cloth and the other wire too. sick of this forced diversity bullshit