The Batfamily

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[thebatmandaily]

THE BATFAMILY in DC VS. VAMPIRES #2

[professorsparklepants]

Jason Todd should have the thickest fucking new jersey accent specifically because I think it would be VERY funny if Ra's al Ghul couldn't understand a fucking thing that comes out of his mouth

[marsapartment]

are they… you know…….. *imitates crowbar swinging*…… jason todd fans?

[justakryptonian]

[sillysunshinesstuff]

Jason's birthday memes

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Alfred

Superior Alfred

[flaccid-rats]

Batkids as dumb stuff I’ve done

Duke: chugged a bottle of soda in the store parking lot so I could return it and get my ten cents back

Cass: forgot i lit a candle and left the house for several hours

Jason: spent $30 on a paperback book that was originally $3 because it was a first edition while only having $100 in my bank

Dick: probably broke my wrist by falling up the stairs, then never going to the doctors to get it checked out

Damian: impulse bought a cat

All Of Them: tried to break into a cabin because I wanted to see if it was haunted

[incorrectbatfam]

Does bruce know how to cook?

It’s canon that he can’t cook to save his life

[frownyalfred]

I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

Batman’s Villains: The butler will be easy prey!

He’s just an old man...he doesn’t have any of the Batman’s gadgets or training or fighting skills!

Alfred: Oh my you’re right

There’s something else of Master Bruce’s I don’t have as well

(Cocks a shotgun) A CODE AGAINST KILLING

[welshronin]

Batman’s Villains: Wayne isn’t here to save you old man!

Alfred:

[vigilantefamily]

Would Damian be the person that pays people to do his online school or would he be the person that gets paid to do other people’s online school?

[vigilantefamily]

The Batkids would totally wear Green Lantern facemasks to piss off Bruce.

[vigilantefamily]

Dick Grayson Birthday Headcanon:

When Dick was Robin, Bruce switched out the Bat symbol for a Robin symbol on the Bat signal for Dick’s birthday. This, however, greatly confused Commissioner Gordon since he of course didn’t know it was Dick’s birthday (yknow, secret identities and all).

[deadhermiteyes]

timbo drakula

[vigilantefamily]

Reading your posts is like looking through a magnifying glass hovering over the batfamily, but from the pov of a very curious gothamite.

I have no idea when this was sent, so I apologize if it has been a long time, but anyways, thank you for this message. I love this idea.

[inkydandy]

Happy holidays everyone! I hope it’s been a good one and you partied responsibly! This was inspired by vintage wine ads and a conversation I had with a friend about what a Red Hood drink would look like. I actually don’t know a lot about alcohol, but while looking stuff up, I found that there really are bullet-shaped whiskey stones out there; ha who knew. And why 2005? It’s for the year of Under the Red Hood :) Will be putting this up in the print shop soon!

[damthosefandoms]

today (everyday) is loving damian wayne day. haters and dc writers do not interact

[galahadwilder]

Dick Grayson: you know, I’ve been thinking. Richard is the name my parents gave me, and since I’m a Wayne now I think it might be appropriate if I started going by my middle name instead.

Tim: that’s... that’s a big decision, Dick. Are you sure you want—

Bruce, not looking up from his paper: don’t indulge him, Tim

Tim: wha?

Bruce: he’s trying to trick you into calling him “John Wayne”

Dick, slamming his fists on the table: YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING FUN

[boreddcposts]

Damian's birthday

Damian, sitting at a piano: Thank you everyone for joining in my celebration

Damian: as many of you know, I ate my twin sister in utero. So on my birthday I try to remember *I'm a winner*

Damian: This one's for you, Athanasia

Damian: [maniacal laughter]