AAAAARRRRRGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[r0zeclawz]

the orcs are here

[viking-raiding-party]

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY

[draco-x-harry-hottopic-lover]

what's up Twitterlypoos!!!

so excited for everyone new here to become a tumblypoo!! this site is the World Wide Weird and we can’t wait to show you the ins and outs of it!! As long as you follow our rules of course! (you can't just do anything you want here like muskrat twitter, obviously)  

You absolutely MUST celebrate all our holidays. This is non negotiable and WILL GET YOU KICKED OFF THE SITE!!! We can't just have people disrespecting our history, it's problematic.

Starting out make sure your blogs have at least 1 gifset, preferably superwholock or another vintage show. It's important to show that you're serious about joining us.

Studies show that engagement with your comfort blorbo (see term definition anywhere, really) has greater adherance to our rules and will decrease discourse.

Rule number 4: Have fun (and drink 8 glasses of water a day)!

[viking-raiding-party]

ATTACKS YOU

[spoonwizardd]

wizards that can only cast "blast" spells are valid 💜 wizards that can only cast "beam" spells are valid 💜 wizards that can only cast "drain" spells are valid 💜

all forms of destructive magic are powerful and deadly, you can kill adventurers just as effectively even if you have a low spell type range 💜💞💗💖💝💘❣️💜💞💕

[viking-raiding-party]

THEY ARE A VALID THREAT

[scallioncreamcheesebagel]

you do not have permission to stop caring about vampires just because october is over btw. vampires are a year round event

[viking-raiding-party]

WE REMAIN CONSTANTLY FUCKINF VIGILANT

[killedbyskeletons57-deactivated]

How does one deal with self-doubt as wizard? Do I obliterate it, freeze it, or set it a flame?

[viking-raiding-party]

WIZARDS MUST BUILD CONFIDENCE LITTLE BY LITTLE IM EVERYTHING YOU DO, SO AS TO FACE US IN BATTLE EQUITABALY

[8ball-wizard]

new spell: *beats the shit out of you with my staff*

[viking-raiding-party]

ARG ARG AHR AHHH AHRR

[djitch]

Today I discovered wizard posting and I am obsessed. First spotted it and I was worried it was gonna be some HP shit but I looked deeper, and deeper into the great abyss, and it looked back at me and the dark magiks entered my mind and now I am filled with the urge to lay a blood curse on my enemies, build an absurdly tall, pseudo-Seussian wizards tower and complain to my local council about the bat infestation in my attic.

[viking-raiding-party]

ITS NOT TOO LATE, WE ARE HERE TO HELP YOU GET AWAY FROM THE WIZARDS

[journal-of-a-lich]

Where the fuck did I put my scroll of greater baja blast?

[viking-raiding-party]

WE DRANK IT

[clownwizardsupreme]

Casting spells but not with any purpose. Just saying words in random order and seeing what happens

[viking-raiding-party]

EFFORTLESSLY EVADES YOUR SPELLS

[wizard-goblin]

WHY other WIZARDS KEEP getting so UPSET when my spells E X P L O D E ?????

THAT good sign that SPELL WORKED!!!

STOP being so DRAMATIC!!

levitate spell only fun when thing float then KABOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!

[viking-raiding-party]

BLOCKED

[acegoblinthatkillspeople]

Bro i hate being stück ïn the ëldër abÿss on goddddddddddddd

[viking-raiding-party]

AND STAY THERE

[barely-living-wizard-apprentice]

anyone know how to fix a seer's orb? I like glued ours back together but anytime we ponder the orb i̵̲̬̼͂̀͝t̶̛̤͕͔̍͘ ̵̛̞̭̙͒ḓ̸̏o̵͕̾͋̄́é̷͉̱ś̴̨̼̽͒ñ̵̡̮̗̭̋̂'̷̧̢̭̄̅͝ţ̵̧̻̂̔͜ ̴͇͑̊̋̓f̴͖̻͐́͂̎e̴̼̥̮̳͋͊͆͗ẽ̷͖̙̿l̷͍̝̙̊͗ ̴̪̩͇̌̀̀ṙ̶̺͓̘̺ì̸̲̟̆͋g̴̫̃h̸͙̍ţ̴̳̮͈̃̍̏̚ ̶̧̘͋ but also buying a new orb is really expensive

[viking-raiding-party]

BREAKS YOUR ORB MORE

[malicious-spellcaster-420]

Fuck psychic rays, I'm gonna start lobbing gravel at people's skulls. Wizard Council I'd like to see you try and stop this

[viking-raiding-party]

BLOCKED AND PARRIED

[wizard-spells]

Inflict Notes

[viking-raiding-party]

BLOCKED AND PARRIED

[paper-swirls]

Froggie Wizard Council

[viking-raiding-party]

DESPITE THEIR CUTENESS WE WILL NOT LOWER OUR GUARD

[yandere-angela]

mage who creates explosions by summoning grenades from an armoury and then telekinetically pulling their rings

[viking-raiding-party]

EFFORTLESSLY BLOCKS THE BLAST

[orcposts]

Krogurr is apparently "mantled". This means he is "aware of the reality he lives in" and "is capable of making choices that have not been predetermined for him"

[viking-raiding-party]

EXISTENTIALISM SCARES THIS VIKING