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Known silly goose 🪿

[cherwallyx]

[cornedbeefhashtags]

[ninala]

[spoonie-isms]

[fausterthanlight]

[my-wife-doesnt-approve]

Yeah ok, I'll reblog that

[ex0skeletal-undead]

Christmas Tree // Christmas Wonders by Boris Groh

[humansofnewyork]

“My husband got involved with a younger woman at work.  I was relaxed about it at first.  He’s thirteen years younger than me, so I thought: ‘Shit happens.’  But then she got pregnant.  Luckily through the divorce process I had the opportunity to take over this shithole place with no heating, which I’ve turned into an art studio. And now I’m living my best life.  Everything is for sale except the pink chandelier and the dog.  Anyone is free to stop by at anytime.  You can eat or drink whatever you want.  All the young people in the neighborhood love me.  I’m the oldest person in our friend group.  Everyone else is in their twenties or thirties.  They call me Queen Mama.  I call them my adopted kids.  I always help them with their school projects and resumes and interviews.  I only ask one thing in return.  Each of them has to teach me one new thing every week: a piece of music, a trend, an idea.  Just so I can stay up to date.  Before you take the photograph, let me go inside and put on some make-up.  We were out until 2 AM last night.” (Amsterdam, The Netherlands)

[titenoute]

[bi-wetsponge]

i love people who remodel generated villages in minecraft cause like, imagine some random dude flies into your town one day, replaces your roof and gives you a flower pot then just… flies away without saying anything

[deleteduser-mchnsthnk-deactivat]

Queer eye

[dragontatoes]

Warm blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Warm blooded creature: *vibrates*

[quorpiest]

Cold blooded creature: wow I’m chilly

Cold blooded creature: goes into a coma

[30-minute-memes]

Old-timey problems require old-timey solutions

[askldfjhaskljhfdklasdjhf-deacti]

@centaurself

[centaurself]

[gummibug]

[butmuhgains]

the nature of humanity is just that every so often someone accidentally invents ascii art again

[killadelphia]

[powerburial]

Sister Clean

[podencos]

[podencos]

[catchymemes]

[apolohgy]

things that make you go hmm

[dykemochi-deactivated20191115]

[funnypicsdept]

[wizardshark]

this is without exaggeration the funniest story ive ever read in a youtube comment

[surprisebitch]

fellas.. is it gay to fap to a spinning laundry 🤔

[fruityogurt]

you know how sometimes it just feels so good to move and twist about in your bed? that’s your wormsona coming out

[silksweets]

something about layers always makes me feel so prepared... like a backpack on its own is great, but a backpack over a jean jacket over a flannel over a tank top? killer. heavy boots on their own are great, but heavy boots over thick socks, laced up around the bottom of your jeans? dude. off we go on an adventure

[wormtoucher]

cant afford a weighted blanket so im just pouring concrete onto my duvet