i eat glitter

quoth the raven, "hold dick"

[marisatomay]

every sex scene in a movie is necessary, actually. we called for a vote on it while you were in the bathroom. yeah, even the people who were on the fence voted in favor of it because you were being a whiny child. and we don’t like you.

[takkyb1]

[6kuro]

[aflo]

[disgustinggf]

[oneheadtoanother]

[matrixonvhsanddvd]

[androidboy]

this is what it’s like trying to piss in peace but u have pets

[coughloop]

Honey get my shotgun there are folkpunks playing bluegrass on their handmade banjos out front again

[memorycycle]

i made fanart of your boyfriend sorry i also drew myself in a wedding dress next to him and um . yea that person being carried away by gargoyles is you sorry. do you think he will like it though..? shut up . yes he will. shutup shut h sdghutuop

[kingdeath000]

In the 70s - 80s we'd have bands that would write songs with titles like The Penetrator and the lyrics would go "with big bad arms / I plan your defeat / I search your hole / to put my meat" and cishet people went yup this is the height of masculinity it can't get any straighter than this

[kingdeath000]

People we're *shocked* when the guy who wrote this said he was gay

[transselkie]

This is the guy.

[entishramblings]

you know the umbrella academy car meme? well, uh,,

[frottinq]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[one-time-i-dreamt]

We did it lads, we somehow made this trend!

[jentlemahae]

this is sending me into another dimension

[spiralfucker]

“I want to fuck him” “I want to be him” well I want to put him in this

[convolutedcake]

I hope Neil Gaiman knows that he is not included in the anti-celebrity offensive. He is a local and a key member of our community.

[spockgirl]

why are you guys saying this. neil gaiman should be fired out of tumblr in a cannon

[jermalove]