vinbelv

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[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[undying-princess]

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

[cosmonautroger]

[thefiresontheheight]

Please Stop Blaming Us For Your Strange Behavior is a mnemonic to remember the planets in the universe where they're named Plercury, Stenus, Blearth, Urs, Fupiter, Yaturn, Streptune and Buranus.

[stopmakingsensse]

twin peaks day❤️🖤

[keepthedelta]

possibly the best ever piece of american sports journalism

[theprofessional-amateur]

"This morning, we posted NBC anchor Mary Carillo's 2004 rant about badminton because we had never seen it before and we wanted to share it with the world. Carillo just wrote an email to us, explaining how that monologue made it on the air:

"Can't believe that thing's still around. I was hosting a morning show in Athens that covered a lot of badminton—some table tennis too, but badminton, I'd been assured, was going to be "the curling of the Summer Games." (!) There was no script for that rant—just a little dead time—but it got some chuckles and a head shake from my producer. It was a pretty loose show—I'd already explained a team handball's size by comparing it against various members of the melon family, and when I found out that equestrian horses were listed as "equipment" I did a rant on the fact that horses needed passports to get into the country and dramatically produced one, so surely they needed an identity upgrade..

"That sort of nonsense got me a hosting gig on Torino's Olympic Ice show, which is still one of my all-time favorite scams. Don't know if it's still kicking around, but maybe my salute to Guido The Zamboni Guy is still out there from that wackadoodle show..

"Don't know how I stay employed,carillo

Mary Carillo is cool as hell. Also, someone please bring us her salute to Guido the Zamboni Guy.

Link to Deadspin article

Her salute to Guido the Zamboni Guy at the Torino Olympics

[persehpone]

You good ?

[ozymandien]

chef with a silver earring

[carfuckerlynch]

if you love downloading pdfs you are likely to never use again you have GOT to get into knitting

[carfuckerlynch]

if you like opening tabs and downloading files. by god is ravelry the website for you

[beradan]

If you like wildly specific database filters, try Ravelry today!

[unreformedcarrots]

The final Calvin and Hobbes strip, which ran Sunday, December 31, 1995.

[wooloops]

A super fast and super cute knit. The lucky duckling was my first Dot Pebbles (Claire Garland) knit and it will definitely not be my last!

I'm so proud of how this turned out. The perfect stocking stuffer finished just in time for Christmas!

[vinbelv]

ok random thought im thinking is they wouldnt call it chel in universe so is it …mel? laich? just aich (h)? or just no good nickname

[ritualday]

we're getting closer to 2030 and what are we supposed to do then. that's not a number for a year to be

[sincenewyorks]

what kind of rivalry is this?

[bekkachaos]

[saturdaybells]

ALL THE THINGS, SHE SAID ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID, RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD, RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD, RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD, ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID, ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID, RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD, RUNNIN THROUGH MY HEAD, ALL THE THINGS SHE SAID THIS IS NOT ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[vinbelv]

queueing All The Things She by t.A.T.u. 21 times in a row with one All The Things She Said by Harrison thrown in in the middle

[toolusingmammalgirl]

This is 100% the gay supervillain music video I’ve been waiting for.

I love campy gay villains, but gay villains of this type are amazing too and sorely underrepresented.

[psshaw]

…Oh, so by “gay”, you mean. Actually gay.

[groovy-bastard]

I don’t usually reblog stuff like this but tbh this is the kind of content I live for.

[spockvarietyhour]

Happy 10 year anniversary to these two, specifically

(single dropped Dec. 3, 2015, music vid hit youtube Jan 12, 2016)