jegwoolf

[vinjil]

[em-bitterred]

Keep your priorities straight: post fic.

[redadidassneakers]

Lily: so what’s a green flag for you?

Remus: when he’s smart

Lily: obviously-

Remus: and when he has black hair, grey eyes, has lots of money, sits on me, lets me read him my nerdy books, kisses all my scars, and tells me I’m pretty even though I’ve thought of myself as a monster my whole life

Lily: those are a lot of green flags

[m4r4ud3rzzz]

gay

[redadidassneakers]

And in pride month too…

[immadeofdustandshadows-deactiva]

Barty: *trying to flirt* i can kill your dad if you want me to.

[morsmortish]

i love how in fics evan is either the nastiest, kinkiest, wildest mf in bed, or he’s an asexual king

[outromoony]

Remus is the guy you take home to your parents and they instantly like him more than they like you.

[vinjil]

lmao it’s the most realistic post for today

[vinjil]

Sirius: ah.. annoying.

James: ?

Sirius: my brother!

James: what are you talking about?

Sirius: he's always so quiet, silent...

James: are we talking about reggie?

Sirius: what? Yes. stop. Reggie?

James, not paying attention: you don't know when you would describe your brother, as you did it.

Sirius, listening carefully:..

James: here's for example, yesterday...

Sirius:

James: he shouted my name all night, and I have to say it wasn't quiet at all.

Sirius:...

Sirius, blushing: damn it

[vinjil]

to my loveeer

[vinjil]

Sirius: So, do you finally have a girlfriend?

Regulus: no

Sirius, playing with eyebrows: mmm, to introduce?

Regulus: isn't interested:

Sirius:you'll be so lonely forever!!

Regulus: I don't think so;

Sirius: ..?

Regulus: I have a boyfriend

Sirius:...

Regulus winked at him

[vinjil]

James: To be honest, Sirius has recently...

Regulus : don't talk about other guys next to me!

James: But Sirius is your brother and he feels bad

Regulus sparkles angrily eyes

Regulus: you don't seem to understand;

[vinjil]

Regulus raises his head to him. His eyes are coloured with warm chocolate when he looks at him.

- Tell me that you want me. Only me." whispers Regulus.

James smiles lovingly. "Only you, my love. I don't want anyone but you."

I love you. Regulus is thinking. He attracts James to him and kisses passionately.

[honeylemonntea]

Remus: Regulus is attracted to this bloke

James, disappointed: Oh? Who?

Remus: He wears glasses, a Gryffindor and plays quidditch

Remus: His name’s James

James:

James: His name’s James too?! HOW WOULD I EVER COMPETE?

[nubisecretplace]

Sirius: what is the most attractive thing about lily?

Regulus: physically?…her boyfriend

Sirius: *spits out coffee*

[vinjil]

so hot

[vinjil]

James: Lily and I are more connected than you think.

Remus: So what about?

James: We both live in England and study in Hogwarts!

Remus:..

Sirius:..

Lily:..

Everything:..

[vinjil]

Sirius: Remus is just awesome in bed, do you know?

Regulus: Do you know that James is much better?

Sirius: shut up! Remus is the best!

Sirius:..

Sirius: Stop, did you say James?

[vinjil]

Regulus: You're acting like a fucking dog!

Sirius:..

Sirius: really?

[vinjil]

If Sirius chose who would be with James

regulus

no one

lily

he wouldn't choose

he himself

Voting ended onMay 2, 2023