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If I ever shake your hand do not consider it a courtesy, I am simply gauging your grip strength to better understand the necessary amount of force I need to use to overpower you

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wyd if someone goes in for a fistbump instead?

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my food in the microwave

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sound ON

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Bruh

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D.Va: how many communions do you have to have before you’ve eaten a whole Jesus?

Pharah: that’s not how-

Junkrat: pretty sure it’s twelve. gotta be at least twelve.

I eat pussy like I eat my spinach...

...I don't

#text #post #random

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Sombra: Hey do you ever think about us being more than friends?

Symmetra, excited: YES I totally can see us as dragons here let me find the designs I drew

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Y’all

So like, I bought this as a joke (and because it was surprisingly cheap), and totally expected it to just suck. But a nice conversation piece/excuse to never invite my parents over.

But oh, oh I was wrong.

This is the most goddamn incredible mousepad I have ever used. The wrist support, the firmness of the padding, the soft texture, the resistance and responsiveness of the mouse - it’s all perfect.

It is so much better than my one at work, and I am goddamn livid about that. I would totally swap them out, but it’s a fucking booby mousepad so I can’t.

So now I’m tortured by this ludicrously good mousepad on the computer I barely ever use, while I’m stuck using a shitty plastic mousepad for 8 hours a day at work.

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Since this post still gets notes for some dumb reason, here’s an update!

Because I enjoy being a social pariah within my own family, I showed my mousepad to my mother, expressing my dissatisfaction at being unable to use it at work.

Fast forward a few weeks, my loving mother sends me a wonderful, workplace appropriate gift in the mail!

We have achieved ergonomic nirvana.

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cool down drawing of dva in that capri sun swimsuiit~ patreon . twitter

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Aw, Shucks

“Angela, I realized now that we aren’t meant for each other,” Fareeha popped the collar of her leather jacket and twirled around like an asshole would, “and I’m just not into you anymore.”

Angela stood there suddenly so broken hearted and really sad y'all. “Aw, shucks.”

Panicked breaths calmed down when Angela realized she had been dreaming. She blinked her vision clear, realizing she’d been staring at the ceiling fan in fright. She looked down towards her chest, finding Fareeha drooling on her left tit. Angela couldn’t help her frown.

“I would never say ‘Aw, shucks’ if you decided to leave me for shitty reasons.” Her fingers automatically went to smooth over Fareeha’s hair. “I’d say something way cooler like, 'Wow, okay, that hurt my feelings, like a lot. Maybe we should talk about this.’ and then we’d talk the asshole out of you and we stay together, in fact, getting remarried to reaffirm our hardcore, never ending, love for each other.”

“Mhm, s'good.” Fareeha sleepily wiped away the drool and then went right back to snoozing away on Angela’s tits.

When people flame Windows 10

Everytime i see one of theese "my Windows forced down and my shit is gone"posts, i wanna punch my monitor because of other peoples stupidness. Like wtf guys, you get asked what to do with updates when u install Windows. Just change your automatic updates ffs...