Met a girl called Jenny C. Quoi and there's just. Something about her.
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YOU ARE THE REASON

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Met a girl called Jenny C. Quoi and there's just. Something about her.
And My Father's Love Was Nothing Next To God's Will by Amatullah Bourdon
transcript under cut
Isaac did not forgive his father
When they returned home he saw
In the sidelong glances of his father's eyes
That everything had changed
Under the cold knife
That kissed his skin on the mountain
He knew they could never
Be the same again
"You were my father,"
He wanted to say
"So why couldn't you be
my father?"
How much discourse do you think there is in the kpop demon hunters universe over Huntrix's breakup? I assume half the fans are analyzing every second of footage from the last three years looking for signs of tension and arguing about the whose fault it was and half the fans are posting that it's actually kind of fucked up to ruin the Idol Awards with a fake onstage breakup just to build up to dropping a new song, even if it is kind of a banger
@sagewiththyme You know that's a fascinating point because I figure the two options are a) no one really remembers what happened at the end because of magic bullshit or b) they play it off as a really elaborate but fully planned performance.
And the second one - can you fucking imagine.
Imagine one of the most popular bands in the world have this ongoing lore bit that they're actually demon hunters and they're always referencing it in their songs. And then one day a new boy band pops up and gets wildly popular with an over-the-top-cutesy hit. They're so soft and sweet and respectful. They're called Saja (Lion) Boys and they're all like "join the pride!" How cute!
And then they announce a new concert and you get there and it's fucking this. They're all dressed as demons/grim reapers. Surprise, "Saja" meant Jeoseung Saja all along! They're singing about how they're here for your soul and they relish in your pain, just a stunning 180 from their previous personas.
And then while you're trying to process the emotional whiplash the fucking demon hunter band bursts in and beats the shit out of them with the most insane pyrotechnic show you've ever seen in your life. They "kill" the boy band demons and then you never see them again. The whole band was a fucking psyop for Huntrix to play up the "demon hunters" bit.
I would never recover. The cheesiest fantasy power metal band has NOTHING on that level of commitment. I'd be stanning Huntrix for the rest of my life.
[ID: A comment by @sagewiththyme that says, "Didn’t they also say that the Saja boys were fighting onstage and that’s why they swapped time slots with the girls? Double breakup and makeup type thing". End ID]
"Yeah, the Saja Boys were a fake band. We paid them to steal the limelight for a little bit while Rumi's voice was out of commission. We thought it would be a cool setup for a triumphant return, you know? The cute little Lion Boys end up being secret demons trying to steal your souls, and Huntrix steps in and slays them in a triumphant return? ...Yeah. We planned it all, the songs, the heel-turn, the special effects, the whole shebang.
Except, uhhhh. We didn't expect them to get so popular so fast? They For Sure weren't supposed to make it to the final round of the Idol Awards. Like, for Legal Reasons. We were almost visibly panicking on stage when they announced that! I mean, do you know how it would look once it eventually came out that Saja Boys were working for us? "Oh, you planted a fake band so you could win the competition!" No joke. I mean, that is a pret-ty clear conflict of interest there. You know?
The Idol Awards are all about the fan's choices, and we just accidentally rigged the game.
The Saja Boys had to win the Idol Awards, now, but there was no chance. They only had two songs, Soda Pop and Your Idol. We couldn't have them push up the debut--I mean, we thought about it, Your Idol's a banger song and it totally would've given us a run for our money--but we'd have to follow it up with This Is What It Sounds Like, first off, and second, 'killing' the Saja Boys onstage would be like. The Media equivalent of announcing we won, like the Fans didn't have a choice in the matter. At the Idol Awards? Ha. Yeah. That's a no-go.
And I mean. Soda Pop is catchy but not that catchy guys, c'mon. We were totally gonna cream them with Golden.
So we were all scrambling. Rumi and Mira and I were trying to write and choreograph a brand new song, Takedown, something good but not Good Enough To Win, to maybe prolong the Rivalry, you know? To make our comeback all the more sweet. But it was all such short notice, and the song wasn't working, and Huntrix never gives a shoddy performance, on principle. We couldn't do it. But it was looking like the only way we were gonna legitimately lose was if something... happened during the competition.
And then Rumi had this brilliant idea..."
Memes
And then it becomes even more complicated once it’s been awhile, and it becomes clear that no one’s heard anything from any of the “real” boys since the awards.
Like, obviously the Saja Boys weren’t a “real” band, so it makes sense they’re not coming out with new music, and since they’re “dead”, of course all their official band accounts have gone quiet, but like… someone would have had to be portraying the band members, right? Even if you wave that off as them being some of the same actors who portray the “demons” at their concerts, someone would definitely have to be lending their voices for the songs. Who were they? They couldn’t have been well-established in the industry, otherwise they’d have been recognized too quickly and the ruse would have been up, and something like this would have been a huge break for new performers.
So why’d they just disappear?
Where are the actors?
I’d imagine this would never gain too much traction within the fandom, but it still lingers long after the dust has settled and the scandal clears up. Go deep enough into the comments on any HUNTR/X-related posts, and you’ll find someone commenting #WhereAreTheBoys.
Star Wars has three types of guy: Fump Geezgo from the Womflee system, Stabba Badguyman, and Chris
Happy May the 4th to this, somehow my most popular original post of all time! In celebration here's some more examples of the Guy Types:
Wam Lufba the Yuzzum, Morally Evil, and Wade
For we each of us deserve everything, every luxury that was ever piled in the tombs of the dead kings, and we each of us deserve nothing, not a mouthful of bread in hunger. Have we not eaten while another starved? Will you punish us for that? Will you reward us for the virtue of starving while others ate? No man earns punishment, no man earns reward. Free your mind of the idea of deserving, the idea of earning, and you will begin to be able to think.
― Ursula K. Le Guin, The Dispossessed + Jedi
Time for my yearly reblog of this masterpiece.
✨✨May the 4th be with you! ✨✨
It's my birthday which means it's just three more years until I can sing "and Jesus Christ, I'm twenty six" from Passing Through A Screen Door with complete sincerity.
Happy Neil banging out the tunes 20th anniversary
While Everything Else Was Falling Apart by Ada Limón
I don't see it so much now but it consistently makes me laugh anytime i see someone share in Anakin's outrage over not being awarded the rank of master. It's about respect! Respect for what, you might ask? Well, for trading favors with fascist friends in high places. Brave tumblr user comes out in support for blatant cronyism and corruption
Diary of a Wimpy Kid dir. Thor Freudenthal
no because this is genuinely what i sound like and nobody outside of sw prequels fandom believes me 😖
watching fantasy like she-ra is so funny because they’ll introduce things like hereditary monarchy with magical powers but they don’t want to touch the idea that these characters should be having backup kids like their lives depend on it
Headcannon that divine power of heredity is split between heirs evenly, so if you have 6 kids, they only get 1/6th the divine power you had. Naturally this leads to a lot of patricide but that’s not important
Wizards of Waverly Place comes close to this idea, and I’ve been thinking about the implications for a decade.
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Jedi Masters & Young Knight | Obi-Wan, Mace, Luminara, & Barriss, by freelance artist, Libby Painter
honestly having a brother is a lot like just knowing some guy