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getmoneyghoul

the tomato and her jester.

partlysmith

everyone saying “what’s the middle one” got me like

breastforce

This is about Breaking Bad

tiktoksthataregood-ish

legally-a-bastard

possessed by a racecar(tragic)

cannibalcaprine-deactivated2024

"ARNGHERRANHGERGNAHGHGERNAGH"

plagueship-deactivated20260202

Baby

weonsinnombre

unclefather

they are going to get key lime pie

biologymemes

cym-k-deactivated20231103

They do it for the girls and the gays, that’s it

themysteriousmurasamecastle

collection of prerendered video game human beings

catchymemes

American movie be like

adobe-outdesign

okay but can we talk about the fact that bendy royale didn't even have the actual bendy but just a cardboard cutout with a bunch of guns

the real Bendy locked himself in his trailer and refused to work if they didn’t give him a pay raise so they had to make do

valtsv

lgbt person: hey check out this disgusting shirt i bought it's so ugly

every other lgbt person:

valtsv

weirdmageddon

koroleva-dvastolba

Literally no one:

Not a single soul:

Male authors:

youthbookreview

[Image text from a novel:

"I like your mother. You have your mother's breasts."

"Her breasts."

"Great stand-up tits," he said.]

jelloapocalypse

sorry I think we’re sleeping on

This author is either writing a parody or they’re an alien

iwilleatyourenglish

this is Cosmopolis by Don DeLillo. it’s a really weird novel about a man going to get a haircut that’s also a pretty explicit criticism of the 1%.

the main character is a multimillionaire who’s so fixated on money and materialism that he’s basically forgotten how to be a normal human being and connect with people. that conversation above is him talking to his new wife. at one point, he even says something like, “this is good. we are having a conversation. this is what people do.”