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tim-official

ORC FACTS

the green color is not chlorophyll. they cannot usually photosynthesize. but sometimes they can

the-orc

my cousin lorbish can photosynthesize

tim-official

ORC FACTS

lorbish can photosynthesize

hamthefunnyfish

top 10 queen line i gotta say

batmanisagatewaydrug

Tumblr being the "piss on the poor" reading comprehension site makes sense when you realize that 79% of adults in the US are functionally illiterate. Same goes for Twitter and TikTok.

that's a real high number, sport. where'd you get it?

batmanisagatewaydrug

hey anon

please tell me you didn't google "US literacy rates" and then make the funniest possible mistake one could make in that situation

liberalsarecool

If your definition of order relies on mass surveillance, the dismantling of privacy, and usurping hundreds of years of established living conditions without permission - then chaos is awesome.

Antifa is a badge of excellence.

neurodivergentaf

im dying i completely forgot this conversation i had with a friend three years ago 😭

theartofangirling

everyone say thank you to that one anne hathaway twelfth night promo image for all it's done for fandom

jellyeliart

Thank you Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promo image! I love you Anne Hathaway Twelfth Night promo image!

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As a 19-year-old sophomore at Stanford, Elizabeth Holmes decided to transform diagnostic medicine so she dropped out of college and used her tuition money to start her own company, Theranos. Ten years later, Holmes, pictured here holding a micro-vial, is on the cutting edge of medical technology — her new blood testing method allows hundreds of tests to be run using only a few drops of blood. And, Holmes’ methods are cheaper, faster, more accurate, and less invasive than conventional methods which often require a separate vial of blood for every test. As Holmes told Wired.com earlier this year, “I started this company because I wanted to spend my life changing our health care system. When someone you love gets really sick, most of the time when you find out, it’s too late to be able to do something about it. It’s heartbreaking… We wanted to make actionable health information accessible to people everywhere at the time it matters most. That means two things: being able to detect conditions in time to do something about them and providing access to information that can empower people to improve their lives.”

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thejunglenook

Reasons you should adore Elizabeth Holmes:

She is featured as Forbes’ youngest self-made woman billionaire.

Her tests will revolutionize the public health world as we know it; Making diagnostic testing accessible and affordable for more people (and potentially saving Medicare and Medicaid ~$100 billion each over the next decade). (x)

She is a coauthor on 82 US and 189 foreign patent applications. (x)

Her fear of needles served as a motivator for launching Theranos. (x)

magnetic-deflection

i love this post so much. i wonder how shes doing

machinot

*guy looking down at you after beating the shit out of you* hey i really wanna commend you for being the bigger person here and not stooping to my level. You’re such a better person than me

fritolaycorporation

her name is pinky pony and she loves to go on a party. so get that through your thick fucking skull

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the BEST THING about America is that one of their timezones is called mountain time. i cannot tell you how funny that is to me. it sure is always time for mountains in one fourth of america

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1/4 of you guys live like this

charl0ttan

ohhh so his name isnt actually pronounced Bubble 👍 👍 got it. ehat a relief. here i totally thought this michael guy would have a super silly sounding name. that sure is a load off mine. alright then well lets hear how its really pronounced🤗