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makka pakka

[criteria-deactivated20190528]

Mmm but, I know what you like. Baby. Can I come over, come over? 

[forestofdenial-deactivated20190]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, 'Yeet’ is for distance.

[mitchfynde2]

me @ my teeth when i eat something too cold

[johnflopboyega]

[10bellpodblog]

[mothgeist]

alexa slap this ass

[arandomthot]

In conclusion, I feel attacked

[cptsdvarric]

@ anybody trying to give me verbal instructions

[schmergo]

PSA for anyone visiting Washington DC

Our zoo is free

People always seem surprised by this when they visit DC. I’ve lived in the area my whole life, so I just wanted to make sure you knew

The zoo is free

Go to the National Zoo and look at some lil pandas or lions for free

Every time I visit another city, I’m like, ‘Why does your zoo cost money?’

Come visit Washington DC. Our zoo is free.

And so are all of the Smithsonian museums

[wildlifemajor]

Your zoo is free???

[yourladyindank]

So is the zoo in St. Louis

[thebootydiaries]

you (has waffles for breakfast, goes to parties, been to ikea): do u listen to drake

me (eats the bark of the rare almond tree for its classy unique taste, spends friday nights studying gregorian chants, refers to my classmates as “brethren” out of respect): whom?

[peepthehooror]

u sound like a virgin

[thebootydiaries]

u better take that back…….hooo boy im getting heated……freaking take it back…im seriou,s dude….ooh hoooo i swear take that back…….

[fakehistory]

Vikings trial new torture method (c. 1066)

[catgirlpresident]

all these posts online today are dumb as fuck

[slavic-studies]

[anchovy-official]

[deejay]

[bob-belcher]

Christopher Robin (2018) dir. Marc Forster

[mothspaws]

Hey @perisnoop

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[deftomes]

wack.

[revenantplasme]

i almost cried when i saw this for the first time

[akumeoy]

me when i’m at the pizza hut beverage trough