my bonnies
sheepfilms
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
$LAYYYTER
Stranger Things

JVL

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tannertan36
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

#extradirty
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
Mike Driver
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Janaina Medeiros
cherry valley forever

roma★

Origami Around

titsay
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will byers stan first human second
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@virroken
my bonnies
Get enough sleep get enough fiber get enough iron wear sunscreen every moment of every day dont get dehydrated don’t slouch brush perfectly floss too keep your tires full of air get your oil changed check your brakes and alignment get new tires get your yearly inspection get your yearly pelvic exam remember your flu and covid shot research the candidates for district attorney take your recycling to the curb on the right day try to limit red meat, alcohol, ultra processed food, sugar and sitting down don’t use screens before bed exercise constantly you’re not socializing or being touched enough meditate daily make sure your clothes are constantly acceptable wash your hair before there’s even a hint of grease don’t have any unsightly hair anywhere don’t drink foo much coffee or sugary drinks or carbonated drinks or anything with citric acid or your teeth will rot change your sheets every few days and your pillowcases daily and you should be also throwing out your pillows every year or two apparently don’t use any kind of cutting board due to the unique drawbacks of each available kind walk 15 min after every meal don’t eat right after brushing but also don’t brush thirty minutes after eating yet somehow brush your teeth every morning and be on time for work also and make sure you’re weight training and make sure you’re doing everything you can to prevent eventual osteoporosis and arthritis moisturize your skin every day keep your prescriptions filled try to avoid being stressed at all costs because it’s the silent killer prioritize your mental health but don’t let any of these habits slip and don’t lose your important documents and keep the batteries in your carbon monoxide detector fresh and deep clean your fridge often and clean your entire house often and exchange pleasantries with every acquaintance and keep yourself polished and presentable at work and stretch before bed every night and buy new kitchen sponges when they wear out and make sure you have laundry detergent and dish soap and olive oil and only eat healthy fats and make sure you’re doing everything to prevent the skyrocketing rates of colon cancer in young people and soak all your berries so that they actually get clean and wash all your produce and buy organic so you aren’t ingesting four million pesticides and avoid animal products but also eat a lot of lean meat and dairy for the protein and eat 30g of protein at every meal and prioritize whole grains and complex carbohydrates and moderate your sugar intake and replace your toothbrush every six months and your running shows every 90 miles clean your car out often and make sure no one smashes your tail light in the parking lot and keep a printout of your up to date proof of insurance in your glovebox even if you don’t own a printer and put a sizeable portion of each paycheck into retirement portfolio replace your windshield wipers and close your kitchen down every night and eat two servings of dark leafy greens per day and do all of this and still get enough rest so that you’re able to give the 40 hour workweek your all. And if you fail to do any of these things you’re a disgusting failure slob
honestly like in all truth and sincerity
ID: Platters of salmon sashimi and roe. ED
“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.”
Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon
I can’t stop thinking about this message, so I spent a while trying to isolate just the writing and make it transparent. I might order a shirt with it
Whoever in Clackamas wrote this message on their bus stop, I love you
@librarycards
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
reblog if its friday and you made it
mech pilot in hunter green x sunflower yellow
I have mastered the art of being hard on myself for things I would tell anyone else are not that deep
floating loafs on several degrees of squish
Let’s have technical difficulties with mama
marcille is NOT an animal crossing cozy gamer girl she is a fucking spreadsheet warrior. maybe she plays stardew valley but she runs that farm like the navy
tired: marcille plays animal crossing and nothing else
wired: senshi plays animal crossing and nothing else
Wasn't there literally an omake comic by Ryoko Kui (one of the ones set in a modern setting AU) about Marcille waiting patiently for the Elvish translation of [a game that's clearly meant to be Dwarf Fortress].
That's the most spreadsheet gamer game known to man! It didn't get an official graphics set until last year - it's ASCII all the way, baby.
The comic in question
moba characters
fat man with hook
half naked demon girl (x20)
sun wukong
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We're rich!
We’re rich!
We're rich!
We’re rich!
We're rich!
Need head from a broad with acid reflux. Make it sizzle princess
how does tumblr think they can possibly police the content on this website
the grinch should not have given all the stuff back
the grinch lacked conviction in his ideals