VirTaro

I like to enjoy things.

[sandmandaddy69]

[get-thee-to-a-shrubbery]

[ferret-on-pancakes]

[its-your-mind]

[miteistic]

[nick-nonya]

[cleanedupcorporationprogress]

[boothyghost]

[all-save-challenge]

I love this post especially the rat part

going on me feed

[trolleybusaberrations]

what do you mean there are exactly zero rats i. this post

[bingle-official]

[primordialsoupvendor]

[shower-thoughts-last-responder]

[cthoseris]

[jetix]

2026-06-15

[galaxywarp]

“I got freaks NINE days out of the week — I CAN GET MORE.”

“….—only seven days in a week.”

…

“MAN YOU AINT BIG PAPa— IM THE BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY EEEeehnNNONSTOP BHLUH——“

[gayturians]

[asgardian-viking]

List of People who could use this:

-Trans women (cosplayers and non-cosplayers)

- Cis Women who feel too shy to actually show off their chest but still want to pull this off

- Cis women with small chests who also want to be true the characters.

-  Pretty much any dude who wants to cosplay as a female character

- Anyone who wants to piss off Travis

[avocados26]

Reblog to piss off Travis and support trans women + male cosplayers

[virtaro]

Mikuru Asahina is the kind of cute that nobody tries to be anymore. We must correct this immediately.

[virtaro]

I thought fat people were jolly.

[virtaro]

Wife while sleepy and loopy, playing Suika Game: You know, the concept of this game came from the fact that they found all this fruit having sex in the closet, and the fruit was like "If you don't tell anyone about this, we will tell you how to make a game." And then it happened.

*loses in game*

It didn't like that story.

[virtaro]

Everyone thinks they're being so clever and original when they chime into jovial conversations with comments like this.

[virtaro]

Anyone talking about "cultural appropriation", is using the phrase wrong. It's supposed to mean you're trying to change someone else's culture to suit your needs and preferences.

[virtaro]

Somewhere in Texas, this really cool old dude exists.

Maybe there's hope for Texas yet.

[cuteness--overload]

[vixenofcourse]

[virtaro]

A chip by any other name would still be as chrunch.

[virtaro]

Anyone who says smh in my presence, know that when I read your post, it will be vocally pronounced as "smeh" because that is the correct way to say it, sorry, buddy, I don't make the rules!

[virtaro]

I want a Japanese person to dress me up. Even though it would be inherently difficult due to my extra All-American gurth.

[virtaro]

The planet is doing A.I. wrong. We were supposed to perfect the hardware and endoskeletal structures and bodies first, THEN focus on the A.I.

THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE THE MEGAMAN TIMELINE

[virtaro]

There is not supposed to be a single person ever who is not okay with having their face smushed into their birthday cake. It is always fun. That's how it works.

[virtaro]

It's foolish to say nothing's bad, but it's infinitely MORE foolish to only focus on everything that's wrong in the world.

And creating conflict for the sake of having conflict? Don't get me started.

Human beings simply aren't meant to do that.

I'm so glad Tumblr is much more calm of an environment.