virtqiu

you may know me as @sinchun or @squidchun

[virtqiu]

my jester hat jingles very merrily

👉  kpop fandom (fic, asks, reblogs, etc.) can be found on sinchun

👉  hockey fandom shit at squidchun

👇  personal, opinions/venting, and other stuff all live here

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you are my coworker and to some extent my victim

[7bitter]

nobody even knows how normal i am on account of my being obviously crazy

[morgutio-benvolio]

[cumdumpguru]

reminds me of this one time i went to give a blowjob to this really sexy 38 yo man who was very masculine, wore a leather jacket, and smelled really strongly of mens cologne; i remember i got down on my knees and he was caressing my face while i was unbuttoning his pants and to my surprise when i pulled down his pants he was wearing lace panties and fishnet garters. i remember how he was looking at me while i sucked his big cock. yes i swallowed

[blogurbane]

Things we don’t need to hear!

[morgutio-benvolio]

well i thought it was interesting. :/ peace and love on planet earth

[robinstome]

there's no fucking way

[lesvegas]

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

[lesvegas]

literally how it feels

[welpnotagain]

[cloudabserk]

“fujoshis are harmful to gay men” not this gay man.

[cloudabserk]

on twitter this got a bunch of responses like “wow even the evil fujoshis? the homophobic yet hypocritically fetishistic ones? what if the fujoshi is racist?” and like well no obviously not in that case.

[cloudabserk]

“shoutout to everybody from new jersey!” “even the new jersey serial killers…?”

[tlirsgender]

If I was a plant I could photosynthesize and I'd say "I had a light breakfast ☀️"

[swiftlark]

hot take possibly? but i actually think it’s okay for things to be marketed for adults. it’s literally okay if things aren’t suitable for children. i feel like we are losing the plot

[zoestorm]

Correct. Furthermore: children bending or breaking the rules to get a peek at something that's not intended for them is a part of growing up.

[azurele]

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

[bugwars]

girl it’s just a 3 day trip, you do not need to bring your terracotta warriors 🙄

[pharmersonly]

me when i engage with something that i know is gonna piss me off: wow that pissed me off

[masochism101]

my ability to be both a sweetie pie and a sick pervert will lead me to great things

[papayajuan2019]

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[teapartyasian]

Is there a word that’s a mix between angry and sad

[cacen]

malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated

[smattenhove]

smad.

[samirows-blog]

there are two types of people

[itmepercy-deactivated20161220]

i’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

[roger-reblogs]

It’s always so cool when you find these legendary posts and the OPs are not deactivated. It’s like, the gods still walk among us.