Just Another Outlet

Tired psychologist (They/them pronouns) 🇵🇸 living by the ACA Code

[clumpofsedge]

this is a love story

[ansitru]

It's a lovely Saturday morning in February, and you are a horrible goose. 🪿 ✨

[fellow-mammal]

Oh, to be a silly goose...

[macmanx]

Nice!

[earhartsease]

very much in the spirit of the Millennium Falcon held together with glup shitto glue

[professorsparklepants]

#perfect likeness #what a heap of junk (via @tarvek-sturmvoraus)

[oorione]

And the old religion Humming in your veins Some animal instinct starting up again And I am wound so tightly I hardly even breathe

[celezart]

Kim and Insulindian Phasmid

Was so happy to draw this commish This is one of the most touching scenes in the game - some kind of magic and innocence, a moment of wonder in ordinary life. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - A delicate tangle of arms and legs unfolds from the reeds, limb by limb - to then just stand there, moving its scythe-like arms in ghostly silence.

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - No one believed I exist - almost no one. Until you came, detective. Dripping of blood that smells like strawberries. Across the calm sea, the first in a thousand years.

[theconcealedweapon]

[nmfonsek-art]

fish don't cry. / Print design

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[erumelde]

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Cats don’t actually love you”

A cat is a small creature in the middle of the food chain that is fully aware that you are a very large thing that could stomp its head in at any moment and yet it chooses to rest its tiny little head on your leg for a nap and spreads out on the floor near you exposing its belly and its most sensitive organs. It brings dead mice and bugs to you to share food.

Don’t you get it? This tiny thing trusts you. It wants to help you too. It licks your leg thinking that it’s helping. It kneads on you to find comfort. It shares its body warmth with you in the cold and gives you your space in the heat. It hisses at other mammals it sees outside including other cats in an effort to protect its family.

Cats love you so so much. But they will keep trying to eat plastic.

[great-and-small]

Sometimes I wonder if the people designing those waist-slimming “illusion” dresses are aware that they’re employing the exact same technique as Mirid ant bugs. I see someone wearing this and just think that’s not going to fool me I know you’re not an ant.

[revretch]

Well the joke will be on you when they finally accept her as their queen

[harald-horfager]

It's an art for a postcard I made for Disco Elysium Sketch Zine

[animentality]

[thinkingabout-girls]

the first rule of cooking is that there are no rules. anything goes do whatever you want forever. the first rule of baking is that if you fuck it up you die

[weaselle]

i always say

Cooking is Magic (waving your hands around above a steaming or bubbling whatever, esoteric measurements like pinch, dash, and dollop and poke or stir it with just about any shape of stick - you cook by how you feel and it's all very witchy)

and Baking is Science (use very specific tools and measure to the exact minute, milliliter or microgram, check the humidity and height above sea level, then do math to alter your process - seriously i used to make batches of dough in a restaurant and we would have to get the day's humidity reading and then plug that into a literal math equation to get our measurement for the water added to the flour.. baking is some mad scientist shit)

[homunculus-argument]

A video game where the whole concept is that you're in a city, and you've got a pressure washer. You can pressure wash anything. Just pick a random object, wall, car, pavement, statue, go "hmm, I wonder what colour that thing used to be?" and then you just run the washer over it, slowly and neatly and not missing a spot, very calm, very soothing, very relaxing. If you aim it at people, they get mad at you. If you aim it on squirrels or very small dogs they explode. People don't like that either. If enough people get mad at you, the cops will start chasing you. You're fine for as long as they don't catch you. If you find a good hiding spot, they give up looking for you eventually. You can pull up a manhole cover and hide in the sewer. Chilling there for a bit. Pressure washing the walls. Pssshooooom.

[ozempicofficial]

[greeniery]

so beautiful to be on this earth where everybody has something extremely wrong with them. i know i’m doing my part