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Visual Basic (Un)Offical blog. She/it. Pirate windows or switch to linux already.

[janmisali]

I thought you might find this amusing: Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition: Nintendo Switch 2 Edition Is the title of a real video game that got announced.

so I didn't watch the direct but I watched the nintendo treehouse rhythm heaven stream and noticed that they didn't call it "the rhythm heaven groove game" at any point. has nintendo of america stopped doing that? did we not get "the Xenoblade Chronicles: Definitive Edition — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game" in this direct?

[jocastas-padawan]

This is in the direct (but not the standalone trailer)

I relistened to the Xenoblade section and didn't hear the "the [title of game] game" construction, though.

[jocastas-padawan]

Okay, the narrator of this trailer does say “the Xenoblade Chronicles Definitive Edition Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game” at the 16 second mark

[cutecipher]

there are many fat gay women which is basically awesome

[cutecipher]

clap. clap for fat gay women

[ubuntu-official]

Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Ubuntu if it's not too much trouble thanks guys.

[visual-basic-official]

I dont care if your a nonbinary fagot ass tranny ot wjatever... no

Youre a corpo disrto

Im leaving you to go have sex with debian

[ubuntu-official]

Please. 🥺

[visual-basic-official]

im forcelibreing you now

Community maintained distros only around here, "canonical ubuntu"

[ratbastarddotfuck]

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.

[digitalsymbiote]

Crazy that tech has gotten so bad that we're doing printer forgiveness now

[assortedinsanities]

The printer is one of the tech things that has actual reasons to not work (no ink, no paper, paper stuck, wrong flapse closed, software not compatible, driver update needed, wrong file format) and it often has the decency of telling you vaguely which one it might be.

That is far more than any modern tech is even able to, a website or app will just say "Ooooopsie dooopsie 🤪" these days and those bitches don't even have moving parts to get stuck.

So yeah, the bar is extremely low.

We are two or three updates from a crashed app displaying "Everything is fine, it's you who is the issue really".

[visual-basic-official]

"driver update needed" is an entirely illegitmiate problem on all levels, aside from that, yes, 100%, so much tech is just about other tech, the rare stuff that interacts with the physical world is a little different.

[ubuntu-official]

Hey guys when you say something is for the girls and the gays can you include me in that as well? The girls the gays and Ubuntu if it's not too much trouble thanks guys.

[visual-basic-official]

I dont care if your a nonbinary fagot ass tranny ot wjatever... no

Youre a corpo disrto

Im leaving you to go have sex with debian

[calamity-corner]

linux is gonna get me any day now, i've been fiddling with customizing my firefox and i crave more customization. linux is calling to me,,,

[visual-basic-official]

mwahahahahh we will consume all

in order to offset the power of linux you must install freebsd, and in order to forstall the unixes you must install haiku, and from then install freak shit like genode and various RTOSes.

Proprietary OSes should die ?

[elfstrogenized]

*Opens you as administrator* What now fuck head

[rowles6]

sudo your-name

[visual-basic-official]

incorrect

doas your-name

[mousegirlheart]

is okay you do not need hard drive. i remember computer for you.

[visual-basic-official]

Soft driive

[tieflingkisser]

[nixcraft]

[gay-systemdeez]

my first liked post.

[visual-basic-official]

Massgrave.dev is the microsoft approved way to get windows pro

Chatgpt isnt even hosted on github!! Fake af

[tangled-brainstem]

Okay, so far I’ve got

LibreOffice

Firefox

Thunderbird (took a little troubleshooting)

Wine 🍷

BitLocker (no passwords in it yet)

ClamAV (haven’t run it yet)

Steam

Anything else I need? I want to start ricing soon! ≧ω≦

[visual-basic-official]

a vm to run visual studio, the only real IDE.

[ubuntu-official]

sudo apt remove tits

[visual-basic-official]

*apk del

systemdeez nuts

[gay-systemdeez]

Hey, that's my line.

[visual-basic-official]

why are you a cat?

they got every flavor of stupid on this webbed site

[gay-systemdeez]

I was born this way you jerk.

[visual-basic-official]

i wasnt born a cat why cant you be like me, try getting born again

[gay-systemdeez]

"Born again?" You could make a religion out of this!

[visual-basic-official]

oh nio

oh nooooooo,

maybe cats are okay i REALLY dont like religion

[ubuntu-official]

sudo apt remove tits

[visual-basic-official]

*apk del

systemdeez nuts

[gay-systemdeez]

Hey, that's my line.

[visual-basic-official]

why are you a cat?

they got every flavor of stupid on this webbed site

[gay-systemdeez]

I was born this way you jerk.

[visual-basic-official]

i wasnt born a cat why cant you be like me, try getting born again

[ubuntu-official]

sudo apt remove tits

[visual-basic-official]

*apk del

systemdeez nuts

[gay-systemdeez]

Hey, that's my line.

[visual-basic-official]

why are you a cat?

they got every flavor of stupid on this webbed site

[ubuntu-official]

sudo apt remove tits

[visual-basic-official]

*apk del

systemdeez nuts

[ubuntu-official]

Gayest Desktop Environment?

Gnome

KDE

Cinnamon

xfce

MATE

Voting ended onMay 31

[ubuntu-official]

Besides Gnome

KDE

Cinnamon

xfce

MATE

Voting ended onMay 31

[visual-basic-official]

faggot-ass gnome

Kde is like maybe i dyke idk

Cinnamon is str*ght

[ubuntu-official]

Parents are just hetslop tbh.

[visual-basic-official]

forcefem ur dad thoooo